Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
Gordon intimidates the hell out of me. Damn. That guy is one angry mofo.
Submitted by Brittny on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:31pm.
angel_i, I watched your youtube dlisted fave things video. A small tear came to my eye when I noticed I was not in your collage of avies. yes I am that lame that I hit pause to see if I was there. Alas I was not. Sigh. Sad lil dlister I is, but dude, great video. Love the lyrics. :)
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Aw! I tried to grab as many as I could (wow this was a long time ago now) ...it's a big job. I'll get you in there next time. Promise. Thanks for watching:)
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angel_i, I watched your youtube dlisted fave things video. A small tear came to my eye when I noticed I was not in your collage of avies. yes I am that lame that I hit pause to see if I was there. Alas I was not. Sigh. Sad lil dlister I is, but dude, great video. Love the lyrics. :)
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Let it die...thats a weird ass message to send! Ignore it
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:47pm.
Eww, fuck no. This happened when I had REALLY low standards. I ain't going back there again! lol!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:00pm.
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Go for the three way. Boss man would approve.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:12pm.
Thanks a lot, speakit. It's tempting to respond... But I really won't win anything. I'll just start something that's never gonna end.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Fuzzyslippers, let it die. Disclaimer: I am in no way qualified to give advice.
Hey, it's no fun to be off topic when it's allowed, btw.
Damn! I missed this shit yesterday,
This is a great idea.
I am registered in the Forum and never go there.
I only did it for the PM.
I can't read through everything but a thread like this still keeps hits for MK and shows he don't really care but the whiners have rights too, I guess.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
OK guys, I need some advice.
Around four years ago, I had an affair with my boss. He had a girlfriend. This affair lasted for two years.
I've had no contact with either of them for 2 years. And now the bitch sends me a message on myspace saying,
"So not cool on your part. You can have him now if you want him. Don't really wanna be your friend, just wanted to say hey. lol"
Should I respond? Or just let it die?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:26am.
Morning, huevona. I'm glad you're amused. His e-mail is right there.
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of course, huevón... you didn't stay to read the comments, right? cause, chu know, there's really not much to see, actually, pretty boring.... hehe..
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:23am.
Morning, huevona. I'm glad you're amused. His e-mail is right there.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:18am.
heeeheee *laughing nervously* hi Sheeps!
eh.. say, you haven't seen the HSOTD yet, right?
not funny, really, nothing to see..
bye!
*running*
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Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Muska on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:17am.
why?
Palestine has been controlled by the terrorist group Hamas.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:09am.
Holy shit, over 1000 posts!! The off-topic thread is a great idea imho for those who don't want to delve into the forum bs.
All good points, IHH. (E-mail me, k?) I think a real Mouse (with alts) existed, but she was some nutjob who'd just skulk and harass people. I never saw proof that anyone's IP or ID was stolen. And, as you point out, to do so the victim would have to have been foolishly trusting.
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Wow, this is graphic.
why?
Submitted by Muska on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:46am.
Do you defend Israel?
Yes I defend Israel.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:13am
have i told you lately how awesome you are?
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Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Muska on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:46am.
Lets see. Do you people in America realize what's going on in Gaza right now? Do you see the pictures of killed children too?
Do you defend Israel?
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Yes
Yes
And?
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Mornin' bitches..ugh 1045am, guess the Ambien/Vodka shots worked too well..
Payday came and with it beer.
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really MK? everything? Ok.
Lets see. Do you people in America realize what's going on in Gaza right now? Do you see the pictures of killed children too?
Do you defend Israel?
HELP HELP PLEASE
I want to join the forum but it won't let me-I've registered but it tells me this:
Sorry, but your password cannot be retrieved because your account is currently inactive. Please contact the forum administrator for more information.
Why, what and where do I go?
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Submitted by Pers on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:49am.
Well, I would register on your forum MK, and Lord knows I've tried, and tried and tried...
...but you or your webmaster or whatever don't make it easy.
...the process is faulty...and the part where the it says the webmaster will approve the account and you'll get an email (or something to that affect)...yeah, that never happens.
So, as a late Christmas prezzie MK - can you make the registration process easier to join up? Please? Because right now it's clunkier than a one legged stripper with a club foot.
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You're a little late. They opened the forum yesterday afternoon. :-)
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Well, I would register on your forum MK, and Lord knows I've tried, and tried and tried...
...but you or your webmaster or whatever don't make it easy.
...the process is faulty...and the part where the it says the webmaster will approve the account and you'll get an email (or something to that affect)...yeah, that never happens.
So, as a late Christmas prezzie MK - can you make the registration process easier to join up? Please? Because right now it's clunkier than a one legged stripper with a club foot.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
i'd hit it if he didn't make me wet my nappies...i'd sure suckle his nippies hard in revenge.
OMG...we might be soul mates....
***Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:54am.
If u forget mouse, youre bound to commit the same mistakes mouse inflicted....
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*A-hem* If you've only been a member for 3 weeks (like your profile says), then how in the hell do you even know anything about this mouse shit?
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:37am.
*doing a late night drive by*
iHeart: WORD! I can't believe this mouse crap is still going on. WTF? Let it GO, people! Gah!
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If u forget mouse, youre bound to commit the same mistakes mouse inflicted....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
*doing a late night drive by*
iHeart: WORD! I can't believe this mouse crap is still going on. WTF? Let it GO, people! Gah!
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BIGGEST COMPLIMENT EVER:
"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
Holy shit, over 1000 posts!! The off-topic thread is a great idea imho for those who don't want to delve into the forum bs. I thought this was gonna be good then I started reading back into the thread. Here we go again...Just want to add my 2 cents to the matter and hopfully this shit will die off but I ain't holding my breath LOL
Re:the whole mouse hoopla...if you don't completely trust a person then DO NOT CONTACT THEM OUTSIDE OF DLISTED. Duh. I can't understand what is so hard to understand about this. And never surf the internet without great virus protection & a good firewall. If you are too cheap to pay for antivirus then A-stay off the net, B-don't bitch when your security is compromized, because it can and will happen. If you take it further and have personal contact with someone from the internet then you are at fault if something happens after that. It's like this~if you fuck without a condom, you will probably get a disease and shame on you for being careless. Still, if someone messes with your credit, bank info, etc. that is a serious crime and should be reported. If someone messed with my bank info I would hunt them down personally, hire a private investigator, ANYTHING to make sure the criminal paid for their crimes. Crying on a blog and creating paranoia only does that; create more paranoia. Personally I have only spoken to 2 people from the DL in the past. My computer has never been hacked and my credit is just as shitty as it has always been LMAO! Seriously though, I just choose to keep to myself now. I'm a private person and that's how I like it.
As for this mouse person...I am still highly skeptical if such a person even exists. Either put up the proof or STFU about her/it. It's tiring as a motherfucker. I think everyone is aware of the "dangers" out there so bitching and moaning, crying wolf and waving panic flags is redundant. I read some of Tiger's posts and she is absolutely right. MK is not a GD babysitter to us. I would never want the job of moderating a bunch of hysterical adults! Fuck that. My thinking is this: if this mouse person does exist, well she is not the only crazy fucker out there nor the only cyber criminal. If someone rants & goes apeshit that does not make them 'mouse'. It might make them insane or pissed, but not mouse LOL This is the internet and you never know who is on the other end of that keyboard. There are many decent people and many scary people. As said before, if you do not have contact with that person then you have nothing to worry about. There are many computer savvy folks out there, myself being one of them. Being pc intelligent does not make one a cyber criminal. Just be safe and be smart about keeping your computer & personal info private. I don't care who has what ID, if they have 'alts', whatever. All that matters is if you are a funny bitch and bring something worthwhile to the threads! Anyfuckinghoo I have rambled enough so carry on kiddos. Have the right balance of having fun & keeping safe! Xo
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
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Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:01am.
Nobody can accuse me of being Mouse. The cockroaches in my apartment ate all the mice.
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
I enjoy Gordon Ramsay's shows: those filmed in Britain and in the US. In every show, it never fails, he is always mentioning (bullocks) balls, cocks, telling male participants "fuck me," and a lot of bum talk. The same theme: cock and bull.
I think he plays both sides.
When I first saw him on television years ago, I thought he was one of the ugliest white men I had ever seen. Now I find him attractive. He hasn't changed but television has a way of making ugly grow on you.
It does. If you can save just one man from Paris (brushes tear), you've done your part to make this a better world. You're an inspiration.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:53am.
I don't know, Abe Lincoln cheated off me in grade school.
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Submitted by thlayly5 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:54am.
Does slagging Paris online in the hope that just one less guy catches it from her count?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Mustang Sally,
Sorry to hear about the lowering of your faith in humanity. I try to ignore negative posts and stuff; loads of people here are funny and nice. You seem pretty damn genuine, at least. And you seem to have good taste. ;-)
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Team Valtrex! Or Tim! I heard that you don't prevent the spread of herpes. Was it all a lie?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@TV and Angel
TV - stop trying to take my place as the oldest bitch/bastard on this site. That's moi and don't forget it you luscious dawg.
Angel, my sweet - You will have mail this week. Look after littlest angel in the meantime. Cockroaches? Shit!!
I can never be an alt because I'm not computer savvy. But, I don't like feeling sorry for people and, then, find out that they are fucking liars - or total psychopaths. I trust the two of you - and a few others - but I've lost my faith in humanity over the last few weeks on here. Okay, never really had any but it's running at negative 5, now.
Love and good night to all the good ones.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Now the cyber geeks can throw noise at each other without making a mess of the comments for each post.
It's like yeah, we get it, you never leave your mom's basement and these incoherent, online trash talkers are the only "friends" you have.
Go be a loser elsewhere......like the open post for example. Although, I still don't get why they can't use the forum. It'd be like their own little world that nobody else knows about. Sounds perfect.
phrnt phrnt
Submitted by thlayly5 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:48am.
not everyone
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Has everyone gone to bed times?
I always miss the night crowd. I'm either too early or late. Sobs.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe, Jamesie, EEG and EEG's clit!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Nite, EEG
Nite, EEG's clit
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Night TV! Night all...
xox
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
G'Night to all you bitches and minches.
Hope (everything crossed and double crossed) that nobody fucks this up. Dang my clit hurts.
Have fun you hwat whores.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Nite, p-bunny
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:32am.
You had me at mostly.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
well I midwest-coastin.. and time for me to burrow too.. night bitches! xoxoxoxox
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:16am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09am.
If I was gonna start a new religion I would make James Haven my diety.
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I'm not riding no pink vespa
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So, yours will be lavender with pink detailing...
NO BITCH THAT AIN'T AN OPTION...'KAY, getchu ass up on that Lavender Vespa or getchu ass R0YED!
THE NERVE!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Night James Haven! ________________________________________________
"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
TV,
Cause it is wild, fun, and funny and mostly disease free.
Scratch.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.