Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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Nite, James Haven!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:28am.
By 2011, cockroaches will be the only ones with jobs.
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and call a help desk will still suck ass.
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I work the help desk some nights, but my Indian accent sucks. I keep segueing into American Indian.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
By 2011, cockroaches will be the only ones with jobs.
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and a call to a help desk will still suck ass.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:26am.
TV,
Who are you shitting??!! You would ride that pink vespa into the sunset if it meant a dlisted meet! (and greet)
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a dlisted meet and greet? It took waaaay too many years and waaaay too much electroshock therapy to get OUT of the sanitarium, why dive back in?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:23am.
pst.
we be west coasting.
cha-a-a-a
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Well cupcakes it's time for James Haven to get his beauty sleep. Without 8 hours he will look like Gordon Ramsey. Ok maybe not as orange but definately wrinkly.
James Haven has to take those crazy kids to school so Angie and Brad can sleep. Oy.
At least James Haven gets to drive the family minivan. It's raining and the Vespa skids. Last week James Haven skidded out and landed head first in a snow embankment.
It was embarrassing when a beautiful lady copper had to pull James Haven out by his feet. James Haven would have asked her out but she was laughing so hard that he never had the chance. Angie came down yelling that James Haven was so late that Brad had to leave before getting a bikini wax.
Sweet dream...of...James Haven!
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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TV,
Who are you shitting??!! You would ride that pink vespa into the sunset if it meant a dlisted meet! (and greet)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:12am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:03am.
I saw your Favorite Things vid. Loved it! I looked at your collage of avies and found Adriana. Thanks for that, even though I'm not on here very much. Cockroaches are very social. Talk to them and you will have a new set of friends.
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Um - no thanks. There are a bunch of way better creatures that I'd rather be friends with...
and OF COURSE Adrian had to go up there! I knew you'd look;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by James Haven on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:03am.
angel! SmOOches - James Haven didn't recognize you.
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SmOOches! I gotta sick baby angel keeping me busy - sorry that took so long. And I'm working on a new Chola vid:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:21am.
Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:01am.
Nobody can accuse me of being Mouse. The cockroaches in my apartment ate all the mice.
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When the last second has ticked in 2011 and a new age is ushered through; when all the world stands still and all that was old is new; the cockroach will rise up as a perseverayor of it all; and from this lowly creature will the old age meet its fall...
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By 2011, cockroaches will be the only ones with jobs.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:14am.
James Haven--Be like him.
I'm off to see a guy about some stuff.
smooches.
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At eleven o clock at night? is this some crack stuff?
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
moz, will you be mah boo?
Submitted by Morrissey on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:12am.
Also, what happened to all the old posts in the forum?!?!
They look wiped out. MK?
MK, while I'm tawking at you, why don't you ever post on here with us, hmmmmmmmmm?
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So you must of missed the earlier 5 or so pages where MK was taking questions personally???
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
LOL James Haven... for paybacks.. just use that line about her mouth moving eerily like Clutch Cargo's... that shit shuts her up every time. She'll be bowing to your baby-bottomed face in apolgies..
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
"Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:53pm.
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When I first started posting here, not all the psts were *verfied*. There were a lot of *non-verified* posts. The troll problem was unbelievable."
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Those were the days of COMINGBACK(not verified). The trolls sucked but that was also DListed at it's awesomest.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09am.
If I was gonna start a new religion I would make James Haven my diety.
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I'm not riding no pink vespa
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Cockroaches are very social. Talk to them and you will have a new set of friends.
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too easy.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by Morrissey on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:10am.
Hey, someone answer this please ;)
Why DON'T we all use the forum? It looks pretty cool over there...
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don't wanna.
can't make me.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
James Haven--Be like him.
I'm off to see a guy about some stuff.
smooches.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Morrissey on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:10am.
Hey, someone answer this please ;)
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Sorry Morri this thread is moving faster then Kirstie Alley in an all you can eat buffet (ok so James Haven has used that line before. It's late)
Anyforumisbadnews, James Haven was warned never to go in there and quite frankly he is too scared to enter without someone holding his hand. Preferably a woman with a firm butt nice teeth and legs that go on forever...........
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:03am.
I saw your Favorite Things vid. Loved it! I looked at your collage of avies and found Adriana. Thanks for that, even though I'm not on here very much. Cockroaches are very social. Talk to them and you will have a new set of friends.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09am.
If I was gonna start a new religion I would make James Haven my diety.
Havenism. Whattayasay, kids?
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*air kisses*
I'd kneel at that alter. Haven=Heaven
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09am.
SmOOches Mrs. K. You are sweeter then watermelon.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Also, what happened to all the old posts in the forum?!?!
They look wiped out. MK?
MK, while I'm tawking at you, why don't you ever post on here with us, hmmmmmmmmm?
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Also, what happened to all the old posts in the forum?!?!
They look wiped out. MK?
MK, while I'm tawking at you, why don't you ever post on here with us, hmmmmmmmmm?
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
Havenism. Whattayasay, kids?
I dunno, what's a nism?
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07am.
By then the cockroaches will be like cattle, and consumed like them,
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:02am.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:40pm.
Yours to discover!
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Beautiful!
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Land of the Living Skies!
... we're not talking about the same thing are we?
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:06am.
James Haven wishes he could TITS its a tough business and samples are not given out freely anymore. Greta Van Sustern ruined it for James Haven. She reported him to the powers that be in MaryKay for giving out free samples. She was mad because James Haven told her that her face was crooked and no amount of moisturizer in the world could straighten it out.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hey, someone answer this please ;)
Why DON'T we all use the forum? It looks pretty cool over there...
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
If I was gonna start a new religion I would make James Haven my diety.
Havenism. Whattayasay, kids?
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:47pm.
Hurrumph
I ♥ chopped liver!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:00am.
Isn't your Social Security card actually a stone tablet? Don't worry, you'll have the last laugh. By the time I'm eligible for Social Security , they'll be mailing me one free can of cat food per month.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:03am.
angel! SmOOches - James Haven didn't recognize you.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven how can all us dlisted dollies get some free samples of your MK products?
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:00am.
Old? I just never know where to put the B.C. when I have to fill in my birthday.
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Fuck. They don't allow you to post names anymore.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:01am.
Nobody can accuse me of being Mouse. The cockroaches in my apartment ate all the mice.
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Ew! I'm having a cockroach battle! UGH! I HATE COCKROACHES! Seriously - it's the first time and there's almost nothing I can do about it....I can just keep them under control until they finish construction:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:55pm.
Thanks Mr. President. You look lovely in that sweater. This is the only place that James Haven can be himself and not have to worry about crazy kids, disgruntled bad actors, women with big egos and Rosie O'Donnell. That bitch never leaves James Haven alone. She doesn't like that James Haven spills the beans on Sir Tommy.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:40pm.
I'm just doing what I can with the limited intellect the good lord gave me.
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The Lord? I blame Satan for that perverted mind. Having said that... don't go changin'.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:49pm.
James, once again, you're wiser than your years!
On topic: Off Topic
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:40pm.
Yours to discover!
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Beautiful!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Nobody can accuse me of being Mouse. The cockroaches in my apartment ate all the mice.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:57pm.
TV's username is Team Valtrex because he is a Yankees fan (Jeter, ARod...).
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That's some personal info there buddy. If you tell them that my SS# is in Roman numerals because of my age, I'll never vote for you again. AND GET OFF MY LAWN!!!*waving cane angrily*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
TITS- I hear you. I am such a marine lover that I almost named myself after a favorite fish: the Slippery Dick.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:58pm.
Bushtit. I'm a twofer gal.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
I found some other sites. My sister directed me to them. I want to act like a dude and ask him out of a date or maybe for an anal hook-up and see if he takes the bait. I heard some things and I need conformation. If I get to do it, I'll post all the dirty. Everything because this is some soap opera shit. G'nite
THANX TITS!
Oh yeah regardless if I find out for sure, I'm posting his name here
http://dontdatehimgirl.com/home/
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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I'm still waiting for a troll to show up and blast everyone for being off topic here.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:52pm.
Eh? Wha? It's an AC-RO-NYM people!
Naw, not really, I just like small birds.
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Hmmm, small bird...tit...mouse...TITMOUSE!!! MOUSE!!!
*gets pitchfork and torch*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:53pm.
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When I first started posting here, not all the psts were *verfied*. There were a lot of *non-verified* posts. The troll problem was unbelievable.
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James Haven remembers those times also. James Haven always follows the rule to ignore the naysayers and just have a good time with his dlisted pals. It's really that simple. Playing Detective never gets you anything but cold feet and a runny nose. James Haven knows first hand when he was hired by George Clooney to find out who was pranking him.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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