Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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TV's username is Team Valtrex because he is a Yankees fan (Jeter, ARod...).
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
But I know James Haven is really James Haven. Nobody could fake charisma like that.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:50pm.
Tits should always be revealed.
wow...I walked right into that one...licks lil' doggy ass, circles once and lays down...
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:39pm.
I swear we've all been accused of being mouse at one point.
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When I first started posting here, not all the psts were *verfied*. There were a lot of *non-verified* posts. The troll problem was unbelievable.
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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:47pm.
TV! You aren't supposed to reveal personal info like that!! And Tit..er..Tits might not want that revealed either!
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Eh? Wha? It's an AC-RO-NYM people!
Naw, not really, I just like small birds.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Candy - there are site that sell spy stuff. I saw one site that had a device that would 'change' the pitch and tone of your voice to mimic a male voice. it was a small thing.
here you go: http://www.google.ca/search?q=spy+products+male+voice&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&...
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:47pm.
Tits should always be revealed. Actually, I'm depressed that there's been a major downturn in the artifcial tit industry. I thought that only happened to the real ones.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
uhm... Timmy?
you may want to consult your court appointed Dlisted attorney? I smell a class action slut suit a'commin'...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Well Tim, at least you can prevent pregnancy. Don't hate on yourself too badly.
As for Tit, I believe one twin was lost in the womb. She absorbed its greatness. Don't be too rough with her. Depending on the moon, she can be very tender.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:39pm.
I swear we've all been accused of being mouse at one point.
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Don't fret about it beautiful girl it will cause wrinkles. Everyone has been accused of which you speak. It's like a right of passage on dlisted. James Haven has been accused of worse, like being in a restaurant and have a woman throw her panties in your soup only to realize you're NOT Emilio Estevez.
Who would want him in their panties?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:38pm.
And I have a confession to make, I've been living a lie. My name's not really Team Valtrex. It's Tim Valtrex, and I'm virtually ineffective at preventing herpes outbreaks. I'm pretty sure Tits doesn't have a twin, either. It's just Tit.
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GASP!!!! ALTS!!!! ALTS!!!!
Where's TrollSpotter???? How come you didn't spot this mess???? EVERYONE CHECK YOUR CREDIT REPORT!!!! CODE RED! CODE RED!....LOOOOOCCCCKKK DOOOWWWWWN!
*running around in circles, eating own fur...*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
For MrsK: two vile Jewish foods -schmaltz on matzah-real chopped chicken livers with eggs.
Ford--->Sephardi
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
TV! You aren't supposed to reveal personal info like that!! And Tit..er..Tits might not want that revealed either!
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Debfrmhell, stop that right now! Why, you sound just like I did yesterday, in the fetal position in a darkened room.
We don't deserve that kind of talk, least of all from ourselves.
Anybody heard of spoofcard.com? I got a free call but I need to know how to disguise my voice to a man's (they said they can do that) I suppose I have to buy minutes. I don't want to do that.
If no one knows what Im talking about, I need to call somebody but I don't want them to know it's me (long story) my sister told me about spoofcard.com. Anybody know of any similar sites? I need to find out if this guy I know is gay (long story). If anyone knows please don't hold back it's for the greater good.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:39pm.
TITS! James Haven loves saying that.
Getting down to business. Angie had the same problem. James Haven suggested Mary Kay Acne Treatment Gel followed by Oil Control Lotion 3.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:38pm.
And I have a confession to make, I've been living a lie. My name's not really Team Valtrex. It's Tim Valtrex, and I'm virtually ineffective at preventing herpes outbreaks. I'm pretty sure Tits doesn't have a twin, either. It's just Tit.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:40pm.
Yours to discover!
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
DAE- Agreed. Does he wear eyeliner everytime he leaves the house now? MK had it right when he said he was Vermont lesbian-ish.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:27pm.
@ TV....
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!
Oh, and oddly enough, my 7th nipple is lactating...You interested? Could be HWAT...
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I'm gonna need all 7, I want to recreate the Bellagio's fountain show in my living room.
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You one sick DListed fuck, you know that doncha??
Don't chaange a hair for me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMFD! Not the mouse shit again.....
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
@TITS:
Quaerite prime regnum dei (Seek ye first the kingdom of God)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:38pm.
I'm just doing what I can with the limited intellect the good lord gave me.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Gayken looks like a woman :-
http://talk.livedaily.com/showthread.php?t=651353
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
I swear we've all been accused of being mouse at one point.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Oh, just forget it. I quit. I'm glad I got the hot gossip in a semi-lurker-ish fasion. Next year, I will get to fill in all those not in the know~~~
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
James Haven I need your advice. I have some wicked stubborn dry skin patches in my T zone. When I apply any kind of moisturizer I get the acne.
Ideas?
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
James Haven,
I love you and I am putting a slurppy wet kiss straight on your pillow lips!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
TV.. spoken like the voice of reason and brilliant mind that you always are. ... now if only you could be funny sometimes I could find some levity...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:31pm.
I was also accused of being an identity thief, being an alt, being the ever elusive Mouse, and basically slandered here 2 months after I started posting. What if I had been the one a group of posters decided to attack and accuse en masse like LA or Pip, with absolutely no proof to support their accusations? That's right, you wouldn't have my avie to have nightmares about!
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MOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSEE! I knew it all along!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:28pm.
Keep it beautiful!
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:33pm.
You are no loser Deb! Stop that kind of talk.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:15pm.
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Oh, Jamesies! I'd kiss you on the lips if...well, you know your sister hadn't gone there first...no offense...but BLEEEECHT!
Ok, moisturizers...Oh, Jamesies, give me the Mary Kaye works....something avacado based...and we'll catch up...*putting cucumber slices on tiger eyes*.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey, James Haven!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Let me tell you why I suck! And I am pissed off. There is no loser like a loser that accepts their behavior. I used to be just a loser but now I find I am a such a looser at life in general and I am pissed with the realization of the whole thing. I can be an ass but for the most part I give everyone else a pass. BUt not so for myself. To ME, I am the biggest looser of all. And it is not going to change anytime soon.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:27pm.
@ TV....
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!
Oh, and oddly enough, my 7th nipple is lactating...You interested? Could be HWAT...
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I'm gonna need all 7, I want to recreate the Bellagio's fountain show in my living room.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I was also accused of being an identity thief, being an alt, being the ever elusive Mouse, and basically slandered here 2 months after I started posting. What if I had been the one a group of posters decided to attack and accuse en masse like LA or Pip, with absolutely no proof to support their accusations? That's right, you wouldn't have my avie to have nightmares about!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:23pm.
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It's cool. I didn't get mad. See, this is what I like, being tickled an pampered to hell and back!
:D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Newportjoey on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:26pm.
joey! SmOOches - Happy New Year!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:26pm.
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ITS ALWAYS RIGHT TO FORGIVE BUT NEVER FORGET CUZ IF YOU DO HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF!
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Trudat.
Je me souviens.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:17pm.
TV!!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:51pm.
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It was a list of the different personalities the rodent had. It caused quite a stir among peeps here. The peeps in that list denied it of course. Now, how accurate it was, I have no clue!
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Fanks Lory, sooo... I bet that caused a shitfight. And that's why all the suspicion of peeps that are/have alts?
I have seen several people have the finger pointed at them for that but it just makes noooo sense to me. They can't all be the rat person they've been accused of being. Whatevs, as long as they're funny I don't really care what they call themselves.
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@ TV....
STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!
Oh, and oddly enough, my 7th nipple is lactating...You interested? Could be HWAT...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*waves* hi guys, how are y'all?
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by thlayly5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:05pm.
Tigerlilly, you a wise cat.
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Pssht...not! I just think a lot of this fuckery that is totally unnecessary infighting should end. Don't get me wrong, love a good cat fight, but this Mouse shit is fuckin' done...really done...
And really, if it doesn't get resolved like yesterday (cuz how hard is it to get a proxy) is LoLo getting banned...BOOOORRRRRIIINGG! This is just drama kicked up on top of drama. Whatever.
Do I think she should come back here? YES! But I also think Loves Angelina should come back here,cuz I never saw what that dumb whore did wrong either....
I'm just puttin' it out there because no one has the nerve to say it.
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ITS ALWAYS RIGHT TO FORGIVE BUT NEVER FORGET CUZ IF YOU DO HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF! I understand how this sh*t could get old for some, but id never heard of it and if someone were to create an alternate site right now, I would prob. go to it because I didnt know any better. Because peeps are talking about mouse, ive become wise on who I should trust, how I should act and what I should do on this site. I appreciate that....I think the mouse situation should be balanced, it should not be forgotton but it shouldnt be relished either...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:15pm.
Tiger you are one tough cat! SmOOches! You are always a fair ladycat. James Haven has seen the tomfoolery that goes on in here and keeps his lips zipped but also believes that it should come to an end. But James Haven thinks he should have gotten the part of Dr. McDreamy, but hey what does he know?
But you brought up someone that James Haven too, misses and that is the batshit but lovable girl with a razorharp tongue and speller from hell - LoveAngelina.
Now don't start throwin' fits bitches, it's James Haven's opinion and he has a right to it not to mention if you bitches start in with him, he will call Charles Manson in here for backup and you bitches don't wanna be dealin' with his caps.
So put an end to your squabblin' and let's talk moisturizers!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven! Mrs K!!!!
Don't ya just love those spray on tans??
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Holy Fuck!!,
Not going to read through 1200+ comments BUT it is about time MK got sick of the shite on his site. HIS, not ours. His, his, his.
Retreating to a corner, with my forum reg stuck in my arse.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
And since we are lamenting fallen soldiers: KIZZY!!!! What the F?? Come BAAAAAACK. FatMartha- Where are you????
Thanks for the info Drama! She should cum back for old time's sake.
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Let me dirty up your mind.