Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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ElB,
I want to have your babies. Well, not really.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
I'm admitting that I watched The Rachel Ray show this morning. I kept on watching even after I was warned that Cindy Crawford would be on (I think I was lured by Gabrielle Reece; plus, I'm lame). Cindy came on talking about how she's from the Midwest and how great their values are there, blah, blah, STFU. Then she talked about how because she doesn't make her own bed, her 9 and 7 year olds shouldn't have to make their beds. Huh? Okay, let me get a life.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 2:11pm.
I'd like to talk about John Travolta's son for a hot minute
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please go ahead. Since you already told us all (or at least 1/4) of your most embarrassing moments, you should totally be Hot Slut of the Day.
PageSix has a LOT of info on the Travolta's drama.
Even the EMS guy claiming Revolta screaming "G'd help me" yeah... no Xenu..
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damn he's fug...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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I've been spending a lot of time thinking about the upcoming election for Hot Slut of the Year. I'm very concerned about the quality of hot sluts we've had this year, and that the three front-runners -- Rojo Caliente, Spaghetti Cat, and La Pequena -- may cancel one another out, leaving room for someone like Chloe Lattanzi or (in a worst possible case scenario) Abandoned Couch to sneak in for the win.
People, we simply cannot let this happen. The Abandoned Couch pisses me off to no end, and maybe it's sour grapes because it managed to beat Isis Tsunami for HSOTM, but seriously -- it's not worthy of the title of Hot Slut of the Year. It doesn't make seriously awesome YouTube videos as a miniature Hillary Clinton; it doesn't wear clothes straight from the Men's Warehouse rack; and it definitely doesn't have the lasting and haunting impact of a cat with sauceless spaghetti.
What I'm saying is that 2008 was an embarrassment of hot sluts, and if all three cannot be recognized, then we must band together to ensure that at least one of them gets the respect they deserve.
Hold up. Does MK really think if he sets up an off-topic thread, people will stop going off topic in other threads?
It is to laugh. Nice try, though, MK. Have another peyote button.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Oooooo, i hate drama. My cat just farted. I just bought new shoes. My boss just shit himself. Mmmmmm, i want KFC. My GF is a troglodyte. My ass is spotty. You're rascist. i <3 U.
Thats it! Report me!
On Topic- *BEEEEEEEEEELLLCCCHHHHHHH*
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
I agree, I want to hear more about Jett Travolta
Well, to be fair and all,
A) A lot of peeps have trouble getting onto the forum
B) Those bitches in there skur da fuck outta me!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
I'd like to talk about John Travolta's son for a hot minute. It doesn't seem like MK's on top of this story and what I'd like to know is, did that kid in fact have Kawasaki Syndrome or was he rally autistic, and where can I read about the controversy surrounding his death?
does anyone have a topic? whatever, I can't think with Gordon Ramsey's big ole cheating face staring at me.
blah blah blah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Shamey shamey shamey. Someone forgot to wipe the orange spooge off their forehead! Dude has a forehead like a fucking Shar Pei.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
surrsley? well fuck MK, now it just feels so FORCED!
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