Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:43pm.
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Why would I or anyone for that matter want to keep on fighting?
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Why, for the drama my dear...We all LOVE IT...Admit it! ;-)...Don't get mad, I'm just teasing...*and tickling you inappropriately with a feather*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
TV, sheeeyit.. without that shiny badge, I hardly knew ye. Now armour up.. because we KNOW you can bust a bitch with them words...
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
it seems like a horrid horrid book. It seems ridiculous. I am not interested in the movie or book, but will def catch it on demand or when its available at netflix, only because I want to sit and watch him for over an hour and feel the tingles. delish.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
DRIVE BY
Lory: MizRo got a new job, &, alas, cannot post as she used to. I miss her, though.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:15pm.
But if you are going to be a troll, no, you are not welcome.
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*Removes shiny new troll badge, skulks off*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:13pm.
Read Charlaine Harris' books. Stop with the 5th and pick them back up at 8 (IMO 6-7 suck). Anyway Eric the vampire- total moral-less hottie. Twilight was too bubblegum teen angst for me to love it, but sometimes Anne Rice thought she was Ayn Rand and got too damn long winded.
Britt- Pattinson was beautiful in the movie though!
Submitted by thlayly5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:05pm.
Tigerlilly, you a wise cat.
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Pssht...not! I just think a lot of this fuckery that is totally unnecessary infighting should end. Don't get me wrong, love a good cat fight, but this Mouse shit is fuckin' done...really done...
And really, if it doesn't get resolved like yesterday (cuz how hard is it to get a proxy) is LoLo getting banned...BOOOORRRRRIIINGG! This is just drama kicked up on top of drama. Whatever.
Do I think she should come back here? YES! But I also think Loves Angelina should come back here,cuz I never saw what that dumb whore did wrong either....
I'm just puttin' it out there because no one has the nerve to say it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger, so when you say "buyer beware" ... is this not... the "beware" part? I mean let's get real, there will be no prosecution!? This is about being aware of troublemakers, not criminals. I could care less about the identity threat stuff. It's the trolls who make me nuts.
I have watched variations on this topic go on for 2 years and never commented on it. I do not feel bad for commenting on it for the first time when I have witnessed some wildass shit for a long time that even MK has his mods on top of. That didn't just happen out of the blue.
Buyer beware, indeed. And all's fair in that. No one is being convicted here. But if you are going to be a troll, no, you are not welcome.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:51pm.
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It was a list of the different personalities the rodent had. It caused quite a stir among peeps here. The peeps in that list denied it of course. Now, how accurate it was, I have no clue!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
SmOOches for you know who!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:05pm.
Ugh...it smells like pure feet and armpit. I ate some cause this girl kept insisting on it...and I thought some things that smell bad taste good sometimes but NO...dont ever eat that horris ass crap!
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they make people eat 'cause they think it's funny.
I dare you to name ONE well known aussie comic? See?
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There are comedians from Australian besides Nicole Kidman's comical acting skills?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:06pm.
God I knew it was wrong. I want to teach him a lesson...sure u bet. But I want to teach Robert pattinson an even bigger lesson. YUM.
I have never read twilight or seen it. But I saw him and it was all over but the crying. *shiver* Apparently filming here in Portland OR starts in March. I am gonna meet him dammit. Somehow.
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Horrid, horrid book! Someone needs to call on the Anne Rice spirit for modern times to give these good some good substance, daydreamy vamp. stuff to drool over....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:10pm.
How do I delete a post? Then you can have your secret. Wait, I know. *poof* It never happened.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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I just caught up to where you were bitching about catching up...
this is never going to woek for me...
~haha
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
Pauly..? Still hanging in there?
"Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
If you don't trust a whore, don't interact with a whore...."
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*nods*
trufax
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:07pm.
gulldarnnit woman SHUT IT.
i was counting on no one knowing her here.
*tosses gladiola to momus*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:56pm.
ITA. And, if anyone suspects that they may be the victim of identity theft then go here:
http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/fraud/websites/idtheft.html#whatifvictim
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Perfect.
Here's the thing. For peeps that say MK straight up doesn't care. MK didn't start doing this to become a babysitter or an internet police man. He came here to be the bitchy bitch he is about celebrities and anyone else that might be dumb enuff to cross his path.
It's just not that simple for him to engage in protecting us from the things that happen on the interwebz. He does what he can - he tries not to ban people for one report cuz sometimes people get hot-headed or they're crazy and they jump on that button like it'll save their life or something.
He tries to be fair. Being fair means that sometimes his hands are tied. We have to protect ourselves...
As for dotty - I dunno - I was just disturbed that she'd bring the subject up out of thin air like that...I really can't tell who's who, except for the peeps I've brushed up against outside of here. I, certainly, don't expect MK to keep track of it all...
When I made that vid it became really obvious - just tryna collect all the avvies - there are so many up there and I didn't come close to getting them all...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:01pm.
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Thanks whore...I'm not tryna make anyone feel bad, but I don't want anyone tryna make whores that didn't do anything feel bad...or get banned...If you don't trust a whore, don't interact with a whore....
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And, report the whore.
Just like I report all the spammers who want us to go to their dating/whoring sites.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:43pm.
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Why would I or anyone for that matter want to keep on fighting? In its beginnings, dlisted was a eternal bitch fight (unlike the circle jerk it has become in the last year). I kicked one too many asses in that time. We were all n00bs here and I certainly do not want to repeat that part of my dlisted life. Why hold grudges against a fake person? I will not "trust" someone who went after my ass like a rabid dog but it is in my power to throw it down the drain and say "fuck it, if I ever want to pick up a fight, I'll call my sister!" On the other hand, people got hurt and we do not know how this shit affected them and why they are keeping grudges. They must have their good reasons and THANK GOD I don't now how it feels. All I got was a few name callings from someone who for all we know, might be a man who comes back as everybody's favorite cookie or as everyone's most hated troll. I'll cross that bridge when I get there, tvm.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
OK - I am haivng trouble keeping up with the off-topic thread here. At least when we had 3 or 4 posts we were yakking on, I could keep up with one or two of them
and are we collectively deciding to hit up the forum. Am I going to wish I followed the herd to the forum?
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
God I knew it was wrong. I want to teach him a lesson...sure u bet. But I want to teach Robert pattinson an even bigger lesson. YUM.
I have never read twilight or seen it. But I saw him and it was all over but the crying. *shiver* Apparently filming here in Portland OR starts in March. I am gonna meet him dammit. Somehow.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:01pm.
Thanks for the tip Momus. But is there a place to go if you are a victim of an overrated actor with bad plugs and his ungrateful domestic partner?
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Yes. www.dlisted.com. You'll be showered with sympathy and be given a place where you can bitch to your heart's content with absolute impunity and immunity.
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Tigerlilly, you a wise cat.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Ugh...it smells like pure feet and armpit. I ate some cause this girl kept insisting on it...and I thought some things that smell bad taste good sometimes but NO...dont ever eat that horris ass crap!
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they make people eat 'cause they think it's funny.
I dare you to name ONE well known aussie comic? See?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
sad face. my fav. part was reading off topic convo.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:02pm.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:42pm.
SmOOches beautiful lady!
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smooches back to you, dear JH. The you know who is gonna be jellis he didn't get to say hi to you!
And i can go to bed happy now cause dear James Haven will wish me sweet dreams... of James Haven!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:01pm.
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Thanks whore...I'm not tryna make anyone feel bad, but I don't want anyone tryna make whores that didn't do anything feel bad...or get banned...If you don't trust a whore, don't interact with a whore....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:01pm.
Thanks for the tip Momus. But is there a place to go if you are a victim of an overrated actor with bad plugs and his ungrateful domestic partner?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:48pm.
That's why we're such sleek svelte goddesses and they're back-fat laden, mom-jeans wearing fatty bo batties.
*quiet whimper*
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:51pm.
...yeah I feel for you in Australia. Some chick at work had the nerve to bring in some Vegemite and some bread. I was very serious and told her straight up "hell no I am not ever eating that nasty shit!" It smells like pure ass shartle.
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Ugh...it smells like pure feet and armpit. I ate some cause this girl kept insisting on it...and I thought some things that smell bad taste good sometimes but NO...dont ever eat that horris ass crap!
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:42pm.
SmOOches beautiful lady!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:56pm.
ITA. And, if anyone suspects that they may be the victim of identity theft then go here:
http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/fraud/websites/idtheft.html#whatifvictim
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:45pm.
@Tiger - I can't speak for anyone else, but sometimes it's not worth the hassle and emotional fuckery to go through all that.
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Understand. But just to play Devil's Advocate, it's worth the hassle and emotional fuckery oh, and accusations to drag it out here??? No. Take it to the courts. If you're in the right, you tell your story. No one has told their story cuz they have never traced whatever losses they had to this site, period.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Momus- Yours was much better...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:48pm.
===You Murkins have dun made the whole of Australia AND Canada permanently hungry wif your food talk. Now we know what we're missing. Always rumbling tummy. Thanks.
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please don't forget the beaner population, you know, the poor bitches in South America (btw, it's fucking H-O-T!!). I'd kill for a Sbarro's slice of cheese pizza...
Sadly, in this little country, our standards on food quality are so hight, they banned Sbarro's, Taco Bell and KFC is on its way out..
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:52pm.
Yes, it is wrong. Unless you are doing it to teach him a lesson. Then it is funny.
Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:52pm.
Is it wrong that I sort of want to sit on Gordon Ramseys face and ride it until I chafe?
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Well, he has proven he's good at tongue-lashing.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Lory, last I heard she'd gotten a new job and couldnt post as much but I think she pops around every now and then.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Is it wrong that I sort of want to sit on Gordon Ramseys face and ride it until I chafe?
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
...yeah I feel for you in Australia. Some chick at work had the nerve to bring in some Vegemite and some bread. I was very serious and told her straight up "hell no I am not ever eating that nasty shit!" It smells like pure ass shartle.
I bet your tummy do rumble!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
I'm learnin a lot here today...
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:45pm.
Oh the list!!! I had totally forgotten about it! Good times! What ever happened to Mizro anyway? I haven't seen her in a long ass time.
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*whispers* Psst, what's the list?
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Matzo balls look like some good doughy something...but they taste like rotting cardboard...I took a big bite my first time and almost ended up spiting it out all over the girl who was serving it to me face!
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Cotsopoulos or Robust? Hmm. Contemplating..how about Trebek? Or gaylord...dang. Tough decision. I should like, have a poll.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
But what I do love about NY is it's a huge cornucopia of every food in the world!!! You can satisfy any craving at almost any time of day or even night for any type of flavor. And you usually don't have to pay an arm an a leg either if you know where to go.
===You Murkins have dun made the whole of Australia AND Canada permanently hungry wif your food talk. Now we know what we're missing. Always rumbling tummy. Thanks.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:40pm.
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*tucks in* Good night, Sugaroo.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:36pm.
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Oh the list!!! I had totally forgotten about it! Good times! What ever happened to Mizro anyway? I haven't seen her in a long ass time.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
@Tiger - I can't speak for anyone else, but sometimes it's not worth the hassle and emotional fuckery to go through all that.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
you DON'T like jewish food?
you're mad. mad I tell you, mad!
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pfft. I'm Jewish and even I don't like Jewish food. I mean, Ashkenazi food.
Middle eastern... yummy!!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:31pm.
That might work Pauly thanks!
P.S. that smells like dinner - Nasty!
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By dinner, PS, did you mean "Sezchuan Tuna" perchance?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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