Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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Mrs. K!!
*curtsies*
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:37pm.
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Yeah, maybe. I get what you are saying, but to accuse people here of doing that kind of shit? Shouldn't you prosecute them? It just seems like a whole lotta..."Oh, I was duped into being nice to this online loser, then...wait...there's some charges on my credit card I didn't make..." It just seems a big leap to me is all I'm sayin'...
I dunno...A lot of people here seem so quick to accuse someone they don't like and too quick to exonerate someone they do....That's all I'm sayin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG all the cool bitches come back at night! Fuck, I posted one comment, thawed some ground beef for spaghetti and came back and six of you had replied to me and it just took me an extra five minutes to read the other comments. Uh!
*tokes*
But! Gonnaburn, miss ya!
The Haven is back! and Mrs K!!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Goodnight, Sugaroo.
Brittny, please call him Cotsopoulos.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:36pm.
No problem! I missed all the dot drama- just saw some shit alluded to here and there but the Starfish girl just needed to jump already.
Good nught all. I has to go do sleepies wish muh pillow. PM Tylenols are crazazy!
SHAM WOW!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
you DON'T like jewish food?
you're mad. mad I tell you, mad!
I ain't the Blackest of Black folk. I don't eat chitlins or collards or pigs feet....but even I like food with some seasoning!
But what I do love about NY is it's a huge cornucopia of every food in the world!!! You can satisfy any craving at almost any time of day or even night for any type of flavor. And you usually don't have to pay an arm an a leg either if you know where to go.
I would kill for a dollar cuppa coffee and dollar bagel some morns. I don't even know why folk got on that Starbucks shit in the city when we had the good cheap coffee places.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:25pm.
So, should I name my majestic tight assed horse Twink or Carl?
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Robust.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Thank you Sugaroo. I'll sleep with it at night.
Mrs Kravitz, lovely to make your acquaintance.
I've heard wonderful things.
Tiger - internet crime is one of those things that fascinate me.
it's very hard to prosecute successfully. Until recently the law has been one big gaping loophole. There were NO laws that addressed internet crime.
Think about spam - how many spammers have you read about that were prosecuted and jailed? Only a few and those were in the past year or so.
It's easier and cheaper for credit card companies to just pay back the purloined funds. I'm sure they have analized the risks , issues and costs/liabilites to death - it's what they do, and they probably have lot of measures in place to prevent this stuff but still... ( like a cc calling you about a unusual charge to your card - that sort of thing)
spamming, phishing, malware runs rampant to this day because it's usually small stuff to the corporations that are hit or the agencies that are responsible for policing them.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
TITS!! CHOCOLATE FUCKING STARFISH!! That's the alt I mentioned earlier that I couldn't remember. Thanks gonnaburn!
@Lory - the whole forum thing was pretty batshit but the nail in the insanity coffin was when she flipped the fuck out after mizro released that infamous list.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:33pm.
I'm not ignoring you my sweet Sugaroo. Come here and give us a cuddle.
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Aw. *runs to Pauly and gives him stuffed Spock doll*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Well heavens James, you weren't supposed to SMELL it. That's why I told you, so you wouldn't have to test it. I guess I should have said 'unsatisfactory dinner' as 'dinner' leaves it open to something delicious, doesn't it?
I'd let you wipe my hands anytime.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:31pm.
Bitch, I done pulled myself together 5 minutes ago! Don't make me put my size 8 heels up yo' narrow ass! XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:31pm.
That might work Pauly thanks!
P.S. that smells like dinner - Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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maybe I should email MK sometime.
Oh, we all know I'll just continue to admmire him from afar.
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
LOL @ Stoney no shit huh, thats how I feel half the time when there are only 2-3 pages!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I'm not ignoring you my sweet Sugaroo. Come here and give us a cuddle.
YaY I love networking with other skanks!
James, I have a present you can give him that might work out. See, last year when I went to my mom's house for Christmas, I was feeling pretty lonely, so I looked for a little rubber 'aid' in my stepdad's bedside table, and I found a dildo. Don't ask me if he used it because quite frankly I don't want to know. It did smell like dinner, though.
Anyway, out of curiosity, I turned it on and it started shooting flashing beads out of the dildo hole. They'd melt into a lubricating oil upon contact with skin. Maybe that would be a more suitable present? He could paint Zahara green with dildo balls.
Hey Stoney- Missed you. RE: Schizos: Anyone who has a starfish in their avatar.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:25pm.
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Yes!! I had trouble breathing when I actually got my first email from MK too!!! Ok, I'm getting all creepy and fangirlish now..
About the avvie - thank you! It makes me feel special knowing somebody out there loves my sick little avvie ;)
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:11pm.
*SCREAM* MK JUST ANSWERED MY EMAIL!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! *hyperventilates*
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Oh, pull yourself together.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:30pm.
Nine pages, with around 1,200 comments. Stoney can do it. She has the technology.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
you DON'T like jewish food?
you're mad. mad I tell you, mad!
try it again. you clearly got some bad stuff.
I fucking LOVE jewish food. Half the time I have no idea what I'm eating, but i do recall the name knish - good stuff!
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS" Artie
See? Pauly ignores me now! I should NEVER have told people about that pic of his peen!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Nine pages? Fuck, how's a whore to catch up? I'm not reading that shit!
Correction...UNICORN, not horse. How dare I insult his excellency with a common horse.
But I bet he has a unibrow. A unicorn with a unibrow...riding a unicycle..in a uniform..NO..a unitard!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:24pm.
Round 2 it is Pauly! But James Haven will leave Mad at home. He can be one nasty little bugger. New Year's Eve we got into a terrible tangle when James Haven took his AK-47 away. Damn kid wanted to shoot it off at midnight!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
You are cracking me up over here!!!!
Yeah, I know, matzo is an "acquired" taste, but we had to RUSH out of Egypt before the dough had time to rise. It was an emergency situation.
And I think lox is the most disgusting thing E-VAH!!!!!
But a knish is just potato, pussy cat.
It's yummy!!!!
OK, I give up. It's ok, I am used to giving and giving and giving and getting back bubkes!!!!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Okay. Who hit Gordon Ramsey (to the face) with a frying pan? He looks like Mr. Flat!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:07pm.
@Tigerlilly: Why do you think that there should be criminal charges naming MK's site?
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No, not criminal charges AGAINST MK's site...but what I'm saying is if this Mouse person used MK's site for criminal activity that the victim could PROVE, in the legal filing MK's site would be NAMED in a lawsuit to recover damages from alleged identity theft...No liability against MK, but the site would be named as the source of the pool of victims... And as such, I think it would have been WISE to moderate this site closely, but he didn't because no one could prove any criminal activity... because it never happened. That's my argument over this mouse thing. I'm not saying I'm correct. I'm just saying MK's blog would be NAMED in any litigation against this mouse person...If this person really cleaned up here, why did NO ONE file criminal charges? What she did was criminal, you know..
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Well, I think Mouse probably did exist but by now it's like a game of Operator. Whatever she may have done has become mythical in proportion. And yeah, I think if she did anything criminal, she would have been prosecuted. Has anyone seen anyone say anything about that?
Damn, three "anys" in on sentence!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:55pm.
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I know Sugaroo! Thanks! :D About Dot, well you know what happened. She attacked me out of the blue (Heck! I had just arrived and I was even being fucking nice to her!) so I answered BIG time. Later on, she sent me some private messages to forum and she apologized profusely, which is why I said "Fuck it! why fight?", so I forgave her. I have to admit that it was beyond freaky but in my defense she apologized one too many times and she seemed genuinely contrite. She said she was being paranoid cos everyone was attacking her. I believed her (I didn't read the whole thread to verify, what can I say I am a lazy fuck!).
Btw, the tale that TITS shared was true. Someone created an alternate site of doom. I was lucky for the cat was out of the bag when I learned about it, so I never got into that site. Thing about clicking on a site is that the person who owns that site can see your IP. People exchanged info and well, that was the recipe for a mess as TITS described earlier! Now, is this person who stole the IP's the famous mouse? Fuck yeah! Is mouse Dot? I honestly don't know. I just met her a couple of weeks ago. You may ask, why was Lory nice to her? The answer is, I am never mean to fellow dlisters, (only when provoked, but that is another thread) and what can I say? I tongue everyone, I am easy like that.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
You know, I have been here for almost two years myself and somehow missed all this drama-drama. But I have to say, 3 weeks in calling people out? Big britches! Still, first I am hearing of it. Hmm
So, should I name my majestic tight assed horse Twink or Carl?
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:23pm.
Oops. Me bad. *dodging tiger paw* I totally misunderstood.
I agree that stealing a person's identity is criminal and that the complaint would have to show that the identity was stolen from here.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Sartastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:23pm.
HAHA! So you know how ecstatic I am right now!
P.S. Love your avie. I always have but just never got the chance to tell you! XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:21pm.
But damn she had some nice boobs! Sometimes James Haven dreams he's still between them, only to find its Maddox putting a pillow over James Haven's head.
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And it's details like that that make me love you, James Haven!
I think it's coming back to me James. Yes, I do remember. Absynthe was my best friend, and also my worst enemy. I pissed green after that day. I bet I still have her number. I haven't gotten any new ones in awhile. Round 2? Maddox can come.
@Brittny: Besides the colorful jizz, your avie has spectacular butt muscles. ;0
@Fuzzy: I did not say "always" I said "very". So, there. *raspberries back at ya* ;)
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:07pm.
@Tigerlilly: Why do you think that there should be criminal charges naming MK's site?
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No, not criminal charges AGAINST MK's site...but what I'm saying is if this Mouse person used MK's site for criminal activity that the victim could PROVE, in the legal filing MK's site would be NAMED in a lawsuit to recover damages from alleged identity theft...No liability against MK, but the site would be named as the source of the pool of victims... And as such, I think it would have been WISE to moderate this site closely, but he didn't because no one could prove any criminal activity... because it never happened. That's my argument over this mouse thing. I'm not saying I'm correct. I'm just saying MK's blog would be NAMED in any litigation against this mouse person...If this person really cleaned up here, why did NO ONE file criminal charges? What she did was criminal, you know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I once emailed MK and we discussed anal bleaching!!! It was a beautiful moment in my life, to be sure.
the "z" doesn't really mean anything literally, ZOMG is just a variant of "OMG" but making fun of people who spazz out about silly shit.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:16pm.
Wait... James, was the blonde's name Dierdre, and did she have a questionable mole on her right thigh?
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Don't remember the name Pauly. But you had the lower half and James Haven the upper. So the questionable mole is still questionable for James Haven. But damn she had some nice boobs! Sometimes James Haven dreams he's still between them, only to find its Maddox putting a pillow over James Haven's head.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I think giving the side-eye is my favorite thing to do now. I bet I look a grade a fuckin bitch all the damn time thanks to side-eye disease.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:13pm.
Oh Lord, I never said nervous. I have been here for over 2 years and it makes me sick to talk about the same crap over and over and over and over and over again (when no one knows who mouse is now, can confirm who is pip, dot or anyone here for that matter). And someone that has been here for 3 weeks talking crap? Oh Lordy! I am not crazy those who bring up the same crap ovr and over again and expect a diferent result or answers to this crap that is over two years old (and since you claim to have been here so long should know) are. To me this shit was old over a year ago, I just have no interest talking about it, or crazy people who came here to argue with other memebers so I elect to get out of here and watch Nip Tuck. ____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:17pm.
Oh Sugaroo, how would you know that? Did you Google it?
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No, I saw it in a Sidney Sheldon book. Nyah, Mr. Smarty Pants.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:15pm.
But what if I'm not wearing panties? *side eye*
EDIT: Sugaroo, can you believe it? And Momus said he's always busy! *raspberries*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Blonde moment...what does the Z stand for in ZOMG?
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata