Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:11pm.
*SCREAM* MK JUST ANSWERED MY EMAIL!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! *hyperventilates*
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Fuzzy! Step away from the computer with your hands on your head and nobody will get hurt!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
I know...its the most majestic creature in an avie ever. I like to think its rainbow jizz. He is truly stunning. As is your big fat pussy ;)
hehee I love being filthy!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Oh Sugaroo, how would you know that? Did you Google it?
@Tiger - unfortunately I dont think anyone here will ever be over it. There is still paranoia and every so often people get their panties in a bunch over so-and-so who they really think is some other alt and "ZOMG maybe they're mouse??!!" Not saying the paranoia isn't justified, but really it's just the same old shit rehashed but with different identities. No one except a select few will ever know the "real" identity of mouse, and anyway deb's right most of the crazies are just random crazies and not mouse.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Ooh..dramz. The dark side of dlisted.
Wait... James, was the blonde's name Dierdre, and did she have a questionable mole on her right thigh?
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:11pm.
Well Pauly it was the 90's and most of it was a big haze of Nirvana. But yes we did share a few laughs over a bottle of wine and a cheap blonde with no morals. Good times!
James Haven is secure in his manhood to have carried on several bromances here in dlisted and is happy to add you to his list.
SmOOches to you Pauly Shore!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:11pm.
*SCREAM* MK JUST ANSWERED MY EMAIL!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! *hyperventilates*
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*hand FS a paperbag* FS, take deep breaths using the bag. Slowly, dear. Now, use bag to fan yourself. Later, you can put your creamed panties in the bag and take them to the washer.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:52pm.
Oh James Haven, that's terrible! After all the hard work you put into that meal! James Haven deserves a nice soothing bubblebath and a massage after all he's done for that ungrateful mob. The nerve!
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:12pm.
I am well, Sugaroo, thank you!
What's the vagina word?
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She's posting as Mrs. Culos! Culo is slang for lady garden. LOL!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Cheese n rice people...I want to be all fuckin cool in the forum too! Dammit activate me again!
Whats this shit about dot? Stealin personal info?? DAAAYYUUUM
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:08pm.
the pip cherio/dot/mouse conversation -- my kryptonite. Makes me run out of here fast.
Adios amigos, but one last time, who cares who the hell is who or (was who) anyway and what they did in the past if in the present they are crazy psychos.
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You must be crazy!
wHY WOULD PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT DOT MAKE U NERVOUS?
That dosent make sense...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
TITS, I know I like tits. Do you like tits?
Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:08pm.
Your avie is stunning!
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Okay, one more thing...
a lot of the trolls from the forum are people that were hurt by Mouse's actions back then...hence the corn, Madre, Italy, Rey stupidity. All things that Mouse talked about.
Okay, now...I promise I will never speak of it again! Finito!
I am well, Sugaroo, thank you!
What's the vagina word?
no I'm not eating no knish! Italian, Chinese, Jamaican, maybe a little Greek (just gyros) but Jeish is a no. I had matzos once...how can you still think you are God's chosen people eating that shit?!? (I keed I keed). I'll eat a bagel but no lox...
also German food is a big hell no. I don't know why we had to have a war, they could have just fed everyone their crappy food. ***********************************************
"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:05pm.
Tiger... wayyyy back it was all explained one night, and somewhat pointedly by people in the know. Roughly 2 years ago, a little less.
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Yeah, so OVER 2 years ago (becaus I think my whore ass has been here that long?), someone got taken in by some skank ass con whore, and we are all still paying for that shit today? That ain't right, and I wonder if that ain't a reason LoLo got banned?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*SCREAM* MK JUST ANSWERED MY EMAIL!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!! *hyperventilates*
SUGAROO, THERE IS A GOD!!!~
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
James, I am pretty sure I was 100% stoned that day because I remember nothing of it. But I admire you all the same, and I think we should have a bromance because you're the best looking stud on here, if I do say so myself.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:08pm.
You two are funny. I like you.
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Well I ask you, who doesn't like tits?
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS" Artie
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:07pm.
Is Dot even still here?
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MK said he got some complaints the he forwarded over to the moderator so prob. not still here....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:06pm.
Pauly! Shorely you remember James Haven chillin with the Wiez!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:05pm.
Hi there Sugaroo! How are you my darling?
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I am well, love, and you?
AHEM! NOW HEAR THIS! LCT thought she was going to be funny and made up a new name in the forum! She had no idea the name she picked means "vagina" in Italian slang!
I am not kidding! Pass it on!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:00pm
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Hey, Tiger...
Mouse's criminal activities all happened after she left Dlisted, and lured a bunch of people over to her own blog and IM chatroom. I think she was banned on D. She was a pychic vampire, too...telling people she was pregnant and had liver disease.
As to where Mouse is now, a lot of people think she is still on D under another moniker and IP address. She is very computer savvy.
SHHHHHHHH...you didn't hear it from me. (-:
the pip cherio/dot/mouse conversation -- my kryptonite. Makes me run out of here fast.
Adios amigos, but one last time, who cares who the hell is who or (was who) anyway and what they did in the past if in the present they are crazy psychos.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
What the fuck is up my lovely delicious dlisters?
Oh and MK darling, I would love to forum it up, but your admin wont let me cuz I am inactive or some shit! Trust, this bitch is active! :0
Anyhooters, sup ya alllll
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:58pm.
WOW TITS....
Are you sure period is mouse? I dont want to have neg. opinion of her cuz shes been nothing but nice to me but.....wow....i hope thats no true...
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You've been here a whopping three weeks and you know all about mouse, do you? Gee, Cucaracha, what happened to all of your sperm and anal posts? Wasn't working for ya so you try to come in from a different angle?
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??? You know nothing of my work !!!
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:06pm.
@TITS - I'm pretty sure la cucaracha used to post here under another name but I can't for the life of me remember what.
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ooopsie.
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You two are funny. I like you.
@Tigerlilly: Why do you think that there should be criminal charges naming MK's site?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Is Dot even still here?
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:03pm.
...I'm Black! lol.
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What, so a knish will kill you, bubbeleh?
I'm begging you. Eat a knish for me.
(Ya know, you could lie to me and I would never know it!)
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
@TITS - I'm pretty sure la cucaracha used to post here under another name but I can't for the life of me remember what.
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ooopsie.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS" Artie
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:03pm
I agree. I believe thinking that ONE troll is fucking up Dlisted is the same as believing we are alone in the universe.
There are PLENTY of sickos out there, some wittier than others.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:52pm.
I agree with you.
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I'm not saying she did or didn't do anything, I'm just sayin' she was a popular poster here and somethin' in the milk ain't clean, whether it's with her or some hackers, but....I dunno...makes no sense to me.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is James Haven in here? I want to formally meet him!
Tiger... wayyyy back it was all explained one night, and somewhat pointedly by people in the know. Roughly 2 years ago, a little less. All those comments are gone now.. no longer posted. I honestly do not think we will ever have hard evidence of it though. Smoke and mirrors and suspicion. True.. buyer beware. Move on. But yeah, most of it is probaby urban legend as you said.. but the OTHER troll/schizo shit that goes down is a true annoyance.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:51pm.
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So why wasn't HER IP's banned????
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I don't know that it was, and I don't know that it wasn't.
I do know how easy it is to set up a fake ip address. remember a few weeks ago when we kept getting those corn and ham people? they'd get banned then just show up again? How could they do that when the ip is banned?
http://www.google.ca/search?q=spoof+ip+address&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rl...
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS" Artie
Hi there Sugaroo! How are you my darling?
Hi Pauly! *waving cheerfully*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:52pm.
More grievances to air
Mama Pitt came for Christmas dinner and told James Haven that she didn't like his "bird" (As in GOOSE bitches, keep your minds out of the gutter for two minutes)
So James Haven asks if there is something else she would prefer to eat. She told James Haven that she has a "hankering" for Szechuan Tuna.
Now where in hell was James Haven going to get Tuna on Christmas?
It's crap like this that really gets to James Haven.
"Eat the damn goose you old bird" is exactly what James Haven told her!
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Damned straight, sweetheart. If she wants Tuna then she go get it herself. Ungrateful bitch!
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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I dont think pip is mouse. There was another regular long before her that pulled similar shady shit. And was still posting here up until about the time I stopped being regularly active a few months ago, or at least I saw a few occasional posts from them.
ETA: also in the forum.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:33pm.
I'm from Brooklyn
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Really!?!?!?
Tomorrow for lunch, eat a knish and a black & white cookie for me, 'K?
...I'm Black! lol. how about some coconut bread and fish n chips at the fish store with some plantains and some Junior's cheesecake.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:58pm.
WOW TITS....
Are you sure period is mouse? I dont want to have neg. opinion of her cuz shes been nothing but nice to me but.....wow....i hope thats no true...
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You've been here a whopping three weeks and you know all about mouse, do you? Gee, Cucaracha, what happened to all of your sperm and anal posts? Wasn't working for ya so you try to come in from a different angle?
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Does Gordon's forehead remind any else of the curved part of a sausage link?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:51pm.
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So why wasn't HER IP's banned???? Look, it's buyer be ware, and I'm NOT defending Dot/Pip, but there should be criminal charges pending against her and MK's site should be named...no? Why is no one holding this person accountable for what she did...And by the way, I was here BEFORE the whole Pip Cheerio debacle, but there was STILL a Mouse before HER. That's the srory I want. I know enough about what happened when I was here. What happened with the original MOUSE??? No one will answer that question because I've asked it COUNTLESS times...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WOW TITS....
Are you sure period is mouse? I dont want to have neg. opinion of her cuz shes been nothing but nice to me but.....wow....i hope thats no true...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:52pm.
why isn't anyone even entertaining the possibility that she might have, with funny intentions or no, been up to some hood rat stuff and got called on it...?
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I can't and I won't entertain that notion.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
@Mrs K - Thanks. I heard she got banned but I didn't know what led up to it. I figured there was some big shitstorm that led to it.
@TITS - I'm pretty sure la cucaracha used to post here under another name but I can't for the life of me remember what.
@TITS - re: the other thing. You are mostly right.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Lory, yes.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09