Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:53pm.
LMAO! GOLD!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:52pm.
I agree with you.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
ok that was three, but fuck me.
*getting out troll-b-gone spray*
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:48pm.
Paradoxical, u talking about the exchange I had with you know who one night? LOL!
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I was! But I said you was nice.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
TITS... two words. Thank you. ughhhh
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
TITS:
hahahahhahahahhahahhaha
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:49pm.
What happened to her??!?!? Anyone???
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She did not get banned per se, but her IP got banned, and it's unclear to me as to how and why.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Stock..
Good LORD - is that actually a decision to make? Stuffed shells and shrimp win evvvvvvvvvvvvvery time!? Man I am hungry and that sounds good. Corn pops or whatever else you said... not so much. !
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:46pm
I got a decision to make: should I have Stuffed Ricotta Shells with Shrimp Scampi or a bowl of Corn Pops
Oh, for goodness sake, stockie! Unless you're cooking for Gynneth Paltrow, go with the scampi! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:46pm.
Okay Ladies....Let's change the subject from ., dot, period or whatever.
Seems to be stirring a bunch of crap that we don't need.
I got a decision to make: should I have Stuffed Ricotta Shells with Shrimp Scampi or a bowl of Corn Pops?
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Corn Pops. Less mess, more comfort. The scampi could repeat on you later tonight.
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:39pm.
WOW.
I cant believe that about dot(period)whatever....
Ive been on here FOREVER and ive NEVER seen any funky behavior from her
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forever? can you expand on that please.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Goodnight Ladies and James H....I'm off to eat my bowl of Corn Pops & veg out in front of the tv.
Play nice with each other!
More grievances to air
Mama Pitt came for Christmas dinner and told James Haven that she didn't like his "bird" (As in GOOSE bitches, keep your minds out of the gutter for two minutes)
So James Haven asks if there is something else she would prefer to eat. She told James Haven that she has a "hankering" for Szechuan Tuna.
Now where in hell was James Haven going to get Tuna on Christmas?
It's crap like this that really gets to James Haven.
"Eat the damn goose you old bird" is exactly what James Haven told her!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:43pm.
Before I log off, I MISS LOLO. Her snarky ass is sorely missed. At least by me.
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oh, you are NOT the only one, by any means!!!
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Yeah, but how do you get your IP banned from DLISTED of all places? I mean, I don't get it...Her co-workers sabotaged two different IP addresses in order to get her banned? I mean, no, unless this was some hacker shit (possibly from JJ dunno), why isn't anyone even entertaining the possibility that she might have, with funny intentions or no, been up to some hood rat stuff and got called on it...?
Everyone wants to make MK and his moderators out to be the bad guys here, but NO ONE has abandoned him in protest....?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:46pm.
Okay Ladies....Let's change the subject from ., dot, period or whatever.
Seems to be stirring a bunch of crap that we don't need.
I got a decision to make: should I have Stuffed Ricotta Shells with Shrimp Scampi or a bowl of Corn Pops?
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Someone stuffed my cornholio with a kielbasa once...or....wait....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Still want to hear?
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Yes, I do...Do I need a secret handshake to hear this second hand information?
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second hand. from an oldie but a goodie. I don't have permission to divulge their id so you just have to take my word for their rep.
it seems there was an off site 'forum' of sorts set up for dlisted readers (yahoo i think) for general chit chat (like this thread).
the creator of this forum got all kissy kissy and cozy with the people who showed up and the next thing that happened was personal emails being sent back and forth to 'home' email accounts.
emails contained malware. malware sent back personal info gleaned from unsuspecting marks computer. credit card/banking info. there were some charges to card incurred.
this was the work of dot/pip/mouse and another poster who still posts here under another id who I won't id as I am uncertain how solid that info is.
there's more, but that's the gist of what I was told. I could look up the emails, but don't want to quote verbatim - no permission.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Drama,
Sorry peep! I will just cut a beetch for my girl. I'll rough a a a well,,,,,,,, you know, I got's my peeps!! *wink*
Stockie,
Did you leave ag'in? *wipes off lipstick*
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:43pm.
Before I log off, I MISS LOLO. Her snarky ass is sorely missed. At least by me.
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oh, you are NOT the only one, by any means!!!"
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What happened to her??!?!? Anyone???
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:33pm.
I'm from Brooklyn
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Really!?!?!?
Tomorrow for lunch, eat a knish and a black & white cookie for me, 'K?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Paradoxical, u talking about the exchange I had with you know who one night? LOL!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
yes Stocky, you are correct.
No more bashing from me.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Stocky...Corn Pops, and a nice Chianti.
Okay Ladies....Let's change the subject from ., dot, period or whatever.
Seems to be stirring a bunch of crap that we don't need.
I got a decision to make: should I have Stuffed Ricotta Shells with Shrimp Scampi or a bowl of Corn Pops?
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:43pm.
Before I log off, I MISS LOLO. Her snarky ass is sorely missed. At least by me.
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oh, you are NOT the only one, by any means!!!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
PSL...Kick ass. Ill email you tomorrow~
xoxoxo,
BB
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:41pm.
Sugaroo, you already know who....the person you are all discussing.
Hi Balenciaga! I am leaving for Karate in 20 minutes, but stopped in to see what was up....
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Oh! Duh, Sugar! HI-YA! *karate kicks Dot*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:38pm.
ubmitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:30pm.
....there was an exchange the other night that just freaked me out.. and by the next morning, she and the person she had it with were bff, when they had been ripping each other's faces off a few hours earlier.
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O know exactly who you're talking about but that person is really nice and IMO, she just wants to get along with everyone but that fight was insane. Really, and Dot kept coming back at her even when she said to stop.
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WHO????
Whats the point of being mum? Is someone going to hate you for telling or something? Man...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Before I log off, I MISS LOLO. Her snarky ass is sorely missed. At least by me.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:37pm.
Ohh, I haven't read any of the post for today yet, just sorta looked over them.
Thanks, I'll read them now.
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"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
Sugaroo, you already know who....the person you are all discussing.
Hi Balenciaga! I am leaving for Karate in 20 minutes, but stopped in to see what was up....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:48pm.
I've heard what happened from a oldie, but I wasn't around so have no proof.
Still want to hear?
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Yes, I do...Do I need a secret handshake to hear this second hand information?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:32pm.
No LCT is not losing her mind, but someone else already has.
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Do tell!
Clarisse - chicka chicka boom boom!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:32pm.
I figured it was gossip. I have to jet...Good bye my hottie! Ill catch you next time~
PSL, how are you?? It's -21 degrees here. Im in my Uggs and fleece. It always craks me up to see all of the LA chickies in Uggs when it is 75 degrees. I live in my LFA's.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:35pm.
Why the fuck won't the forum let me log in?
I just registered and checked my username, password, and e-mail address and it says I need to contact someone to be activated or something.
....you're supposed to go to your email and click a link there to activate....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Clarisse, love, nobody was questioning LCT. Someone mentioned it in passing that she'd suggested going back over posts, & they'd all been changed, so it was unclear why LCT had suggested such. Not telling you what to do, but you should email her if you haven't in the last hour or so. :-(
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:36pm.
Momus: Glad if it helped, but I just broke my own resolution, dammit!
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Not to worry. Sometimes we have to "dent" a resolution to help friends.
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WOW.
I cant believe that about dot(period)whatever....
Ive been on here FOREVER and ive NEVER seen any funky behavior from her.....and ive seen funky behavior from everyone up in this b*tch!
She does talk about her problems alot bu, but this double personality thing......wow.
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
ubmitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:30pm.
....there was an exchange the other night that just freaked me out.. and by the next morning, she and the person she had it with were bff, when they had been ripping each other's faces off a few hours earlier.
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O know exactly who you're talking about but that person is really nice and IMO, she just wants to get along with everyone but that fight was insane. Really, and Dot kept coming back at her even when she said to stop.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:21pm.
That was me.
And you're out of toilet paper.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:35pm.
Why the fuck won't the forum let me log in?
I just registered and checked my username, password, and e-mail address and it says I need to contact someone to be activated or something.
Wtf, I'm ready to talk to you ho's!
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Earlier today, MK explained to us that the forum is being ramped and should be up and running in a couple of months. Hence, this open posting thread.
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Drama,
Bam with the right hand! Helllllz yes!
ON "topic":
Whoa. Hold up. Who is questioning LCT? Cuz I will fuck you up. Step off..
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:19pm.
James Haven and I are the only ones around tonite that pee standing up?
*splashing on aftershave for the ladies*
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Look like it Stocky. at least until Sheeps, Thorny and TV arrive.
Well there was that one time James Haven had to pee sitting down. But that's another story.
*splashes MaryKays Midnight Magic aftershave*
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Momus: Glad if it helped, but I just broke my own resolution, dammit!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Why the fuck won't the forum let me log in?
I just registered and checked my username, password, and e-mail address and it says I need to contact someone to be activated or something.
Wtf, I'm ready to talk to you ho's!
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"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
Tits.. I TOTALLY believe that. that is the fucked up stuff.... and schizo.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:30pm.
Exactamundo!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sugar....
*bow chicha bow wow* Alllllllllllright!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
well someone accused me of being dot or vice versa so does this mean some of you bitches think I'm bipolar and neurotic?
cuz I'm not.
I'm from Brooklyn! doesn't mean I have a split personality.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Stock Broker,
JWB straight up. Yeh, I am gonna get you drunk.
You owe us...you have been *sniff* gone with no *tear* posts. *side eye*
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009
Mrs. K., you darling dlisted-bitch-slut-whore, what is your avie?????
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DRIED PERSIMMONS!!!!!
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penny drops.
of for the love of mike. I thought you were just yelling random fruit words at me the other day when I asked.
*slinks off*
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s