Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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No Name on the baby girl yet. I get the feeling Ben really wanted a boy. Maybe im projecting.
No LCT is not losing her mind, but someone else already has.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:15pm.
No no. Angie is not with child or child-ren. Also a false farce is the "scoop" that Angie's doctors warn her never to have more children!
That never happened. James Haven goes with Angie to all of her doc appts. James Haven has to hold her ankles down as she kicks like a mule when she is nervous.
The doctor told her never to have chilli peppers again. Seems the nurse was listening in and decided to spin it and sell it to the mags.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:30pm.
This explains so much. Thanks.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:27pm.
Copied & saved for posterity, from the horse's (as it were) mouth:
Submitted by . on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:06pm.
Clarisse,
I re-use old posts rather than clogging up a thread with retardation.
Seriously.
Try it.
Edit an old message.
Cool beans.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Sugar and No Words.. right. last comment on this, but I am so relieved that other people have observed what I have... re: the ". sitch"... I agree completely....there was an exchange the other night that just freaked me out.. and by the next morning, she and the person she had it with were bff, when they had been ripping each other's faces off a few hours earlier. I mean saying stuff you would never (in cyberworld) forgive a person for... then a few hours later.. BFF! just too much freaking weirdness for a whore blog, truly. and the "pip" thing is weirdest of all, imo. I am all for MK being on top of that kind of stuff. whoever said spinning a spiderweb is right on. the mods need to have a little more savvy guidelines. off topic shit is not as bad as going completely whack on people for no reason, consistently.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Clarisse....I'm waiting for my Johnny Walker Blue!
Hi Vanyvrgs and Tonic!
Kdraco - - - como estas??
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:22pm.
NO Words: You've got mail.
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Yay! Hi, drama!
*scurries off to mailbox*
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:24pm.
and she goes back and 'edits' her most outrageous posts to replace the text - thereby effectively deleting her worst rants. Many of which are hate filled spew.
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TITS, Carrot was telling me once to look at Dot's posts and when I went I couldn't see what was so bad. Now I know (thanks to you) that the stupid twit was posting and then editing. I thought Carrot was losing her mind!
You said spew!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Hey James H....why don't you just throw some Oreos down the basement and lock those brats down there for a while?
Tampax or whatever the hell his name is never seen - makes me wonder if Skankelina didn't exchange him for a movie script.
How many kids do they have anyway???
Oh and can someone please hand me the cliff notes on what happened to Lolo. Clearly I'm out of the loop. kthx*lick*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:19pm.
I think Sheeps is around too! And for the love of god, everyone is here, so glad to see all of you, I only come here now at night and thought most of you sluts had left this joint This is great. Happy NEw Year to me (and you all).____________________________________________
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
"Bloody pig-fucking whores almost lost my luggage!!! I'll never fly with this fucking stupid airline again!'
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:05pm.
Well in THAT case James Haven wants to air a big grievance of his!
James Haven absolutely HATES when Brad drinks milk out of the container and leaves oreo crumbs all over the top. Nasty!
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Have you tried ramming a big tube of MaryKay lipstick up his ass until he begs for mercy or howls in ecstacy?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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It's like the forum left the forum and jumped out here. I'm so fucking confused!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:02pm.
and she goes back and 'edits' her most outrageous posts to replace the text - thereby effectively deleting her worst rants. Many of which are hate filled spew.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
@ blksheep. Let me guess. They're over the moon?
NO Words: You've got mail.
Hey kdracofan. Rough day.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:17pm.
Thanks, doll.
It was hard to let him go but I had no choice.
So it's very windy here today, and I've been down in the basement (NO NOT MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT, MY BASEMENT) all day working on some stuff, and the cat door keeps opening and closing because of the wind and I keep imagining it is the ghost of my Sexy Beast come by to nosh and schmooze.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Clarisse, if I'm gonna blow, it ain't gonna be my mother in law, okay? *doink*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Clarisse ~ I'll have a Johnny Walker Blue.
I've been doing alot of traveling the past couple of weeks so that's why you haven't seen me during the day.
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:11pm.
juss! New Year SmOOches for you!
James Haven spent New Year's home babysitting those crazy kids while Angie and Brad celebrated with George Clooney and his underaged pantyless girlfriend. How does James Haven know she wore no panty's?
A simple trick of drop the old fork that's how!
James Haven spent the night being tortured by Mad who constantly called James Haven's cell leaving messages that he was SirTommy and he was gonna get James Haven. The kid is good at imitating people so James Haven was frightened for about an hour or so until the new kid spilled the beans to James Haven.
James Haven was invited to Dr. Dre's big house party and to Neil Patrick Harris' annual "Champagne Glass" party where everyone sits in his giant champagne glass full of bubbles, waiting for the big ball to drop. That's always a good time!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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James Haven and I are the only ones around tonite that pee standing up?
*splashing on aftershave for the ladies*
HI Drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs K.,
I am totally your pc on da side!!! I lub you man!
Sugaroo,
Clean up??? Heck no! After "the flame" you just blow. Clean!
Stock,
Um...so...you never come here at night...so...um...let me get you a drink...
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:14pm.
BTW: Am I being too forward (or offensive) by calling you a "darling dlisted-bitch-slut-whore"?
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Oh please honey, cut that shit out.
I thought you were trying to flatter me!
Dlisted is my happy place and all I ever feel is the love, so don't worry about the small stuff.
MUAH!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by blksheep on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:16pm.
Umm, helllooooo. Jen and Ben just had a baby girl
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Uh, Rose? Daisy? Pansy? Marigold? Bluebell? Poppy?
Gordon I want your nasty ass!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:05pm.
Lolo just happens to be one of the funniest, most creative, most fun peeps to have ever been to dlisted.
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Oh. Thanks, Mrs.K. I've been meaning to say, I'm sorry about the passing of your dear pet. They are like people. I had to give up my dog, MeMe, last Christmas. And I still cry when I go through the doggie toy aisle.
:(
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:14pm.
Yes. And you better FedEx that shit to my front door, or we is gonna have some words! xoxo
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Umm, helllooooo. Jen and Ben just had a baby girl.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:13pm.
Has that ever stopped you before?
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it's true, I'll show my tschotkes to just about anyone!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:11pm.
*smooches on JH sweet moisturized mug*
I know, and tonite I am just popping in here and there, I havent seen you in ages, as well.
So give us the scoop! Is Angie knocked up again?
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:10pm.
dq!
*James Haven slips dramqueen the tongue*
OH. DEAR. GAWD. IN. HEAVEN! I just had a moment!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009
Mrs. K., you darling dlisted-bitch-slut-whore, what is your avie?????
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DRIED PERSIMMONS!!!!!
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Oh. I thought that they might be tie-dyed sand dollars.
I love persimmon cookies.
BTW: Am I being too forward (or offensive) by calling you a "darling dlisted-bitch-slut-whore"?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Fuzy Wuzzy--The movie is No. 1 on my netflix queue so I will be watching it verrrrrrrrrrrry soon.
Do you want a written report?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
On the "dot" sitch...
One time, I made an innocuous, even friendly, comment to her about something she had posted, and she demanded to know if she and I had ever had a problem or fight when she was posting as "pip". Weird.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:01pm.
SmOOches Deb!
James Haven loves to be the only guy in dlisted with you crazy daisies.
Footnote: James Haven just realized he's not the only testosterone in here. Sorry Stocky!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:11pm.
Come, sit by me, tatala. We'll nosh and schmooze. And I'll show you my tschotke collection.
Wait, do I know you?
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Has that ever stopped you before?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
James Haven ~ next time you see Brad drinking milk out of the carton, give him a swift kick in the ass and blame it on one of the kids.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:09pm.
Sugar,
Should I "flame" her? MIL burnnnnnnnnnn, no?
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Thanks a lot. Leave me to clean up the mess. Some DListed sistah YOU are!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:09pm.
Mrs. K.,
I suddenly (and have always) love you!!!
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DUH, we is engaged, right?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Mrs. K agrees with me - so there you have it! :)
we are right~~~~
You know, I know most of you best by your avvies - not names -- those of you who switch them up a lot get me confused. haha
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:09pm.
BB! MUAH!
James Haven hasn't seen you in a Benjamin Buttons age!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:06pm.
Come, sit by me, tatala. We'll nosh and schmooze. And I'll show you my tschotke collection.
Wait, do I know you?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
wow! James Haven!! my day is totally complete1
smooches JH. miss ya dude. happy new year and whatnot. I know you have a juicy new year story to share
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:55pm.
thanks.... hmm. i've been hearing quite abit on this handband. it's suppposed to be a silly joke, although I do think the yellow in the handband goes nicely with my blue lipstick.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:04pm.
*crosses fingers in hopes of being a host*
James Haven always manages to miss MK! :(
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Momus is beginning to think that JamesHaven and Michael K are one and the same person. Clues: Mary Kay has the same initials as Michael K.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:05pm.
James Haven! Good evening, love! Always a treat to see your handsome mug. Give me some sugar!
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dq!
*James Haven slips dramqueen the tongue*
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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JAMES HAVEN!!!
My Mary Kay slut! How was your holiday? Muah~
xoxoxox,
BB
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~