Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Ramsay
This is a new feature we're going to try out today. If it works out, this shit will be here every day with a new host. If it FAILS, we will forget this ever happened and never speak of this again. EVER!
Many of you commenters want to talk about shit I don't cover on this here site and are too lazy to register on the forum, so that's why I created this little space. You can talk about whatever the fuck you want like Gordon Ramsay's sun-dried tomato face, boring political shit, your boyfriend's chunky jizz, etc... etc.... Just keep all your off-topic banter here and follow the same rules: no racist caca and if you fight, don't leave marks. Happy ranting!
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Sugar,
Should I "flame" her? MIL burnnnnnnnnnn, no?
Mrs. K.,
I suddenly (and have always) love you!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:02pm.
EXACTLY. One time she asked LCT and me out of the blue if we had a problem with her and if we did, the gloves were off. Or something equally stupid. Neither of us had said a word to or about her. We asked her WTF she was talking about and then she backed down and was fine until she did it in another thread to someone else. IMO, she has some kind of paranoid delusional disorder. She has a persecution complex. Also, she's a stone liar.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009
Mrs. K., you darling dlisted-bitch-slut-whore, what is your avie?????
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DRIED PERSIMMONS!!!!!
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
MK never acknowledged my hot scoop on lucite heels.
*gasp* *cry* *sob*
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:05pm.
Well in THAT case James Haven wants to air a big grievance of his!
James Haven absolutely HATES when Brad drinks milk out of the container and leaves oreo crumbs all over the top. Nasty!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I want to hear the stories behind all the dlisted drama that everyone keeps hinting at! I follow some of this stuff, but rarely comment, b/c I'm too sensitive:) Who's mouse, what happened; who has the million alts, is it supposed to be dot? i guess that's all for now. Please don't yell at me or I'll cry!
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I said good day, sir!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:05pm.
Mrs. K., you darling dlisted-bitch-slut-whore, what is your avie?????
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:03pm.
Hey bitch, did you see that movie yet? After you left, TITS found the link to the entire movie on youtube. So let me know if I'm being an asshole and bothering you about this. Slut.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:04pm.
James Haven just read the commentary for this thread!
*crosses fingers in hopes of being a host*
James Haven always manages to miss MK! :(
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Yes, darling...don't think we haven't noticed that...never see James Haven and MK in the same place...hmmmm.
Lolo just happens to be one of the funniest, most creative, most fun peeps to have ever been to dlisted.
And a personal friend of mine.
OK, I made that second part up.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
James Haven! Good evening, love! Always a treat to see your handsome mug. Give me some sugar!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:56pm.
When James Haven saw over 900 comments he thought for sure you bitches were in here ripping Angie and Brad to shreds.
Why is this orange chap getting so many comments?
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It's an open forum which really means its an open bitchfest. We can talk about anyone and anything our little hearts desire.
Sometimes we're nice, sometimes not.
MK gave us some info as to why some folks are no longer here (too many complaint = banned) and why some posts get deleted (too far off-topic).
MK's gone to bed. So now we're having a slumber party.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:02pm.
Tigerlils - hey furry one... - while I agree with your premise about not throwing the baby out with the bathwater.. I think you may have missed a couple pretty alarming posts of hers, that conveyed some pretty eyeopenening stuff, her intents here, etc. Sadly, there is a darker side, and in my opinion, she can flip on a dime, and/or is not all there. NOT that THAT is unique! ...... But I know I have been fairly awestruck (and not in a good way) at some of her rants. Then a couple hours later she is like a different person. it's all a little toooo freaky, and sometimes destructive. But you would not know that from her general everyday posts.
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Could you elaborate more and generalize less because i really like her and I have NO IDEA what youre talking about...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:57pm.
SmOOches fuzzy!
James Haven just read the commentary for this thread!
*crosses fingers in hopes of being a host*
James Haven always manages to miss MK! :(
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:58pm.
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What I said about being emotionally invested in posters on the Internet does not apply to you, Bunny. I am completely emotionally invested in you!
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She fell for it, hook, line and sinker, folks!!!
I kid
I ♥ you too.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
I read an article awhile back that said there was absolutely no harm in someone knowing your IP adress....its like someone knowing your home address or something...no big deal
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Tigerlils - hey furry one... - while I agree with your premise about not throwing the baby out with the bathwater.. I think you may have missed a couple pretty alarming posts of hers, that conveyed some pretty eyeopenening stuff, her intents here, etc. Sadly, there is a darker side, and in my opinion, she can flip on a dime, and/or is not all there. NOT that THAT is unique! ...... But I know I have been fairly awestruck (and not in a good way) at some of her rants. Then a couple hours later she is like a different person. it's all a little toooo freaky, and sometimes destructive. But you would not know that from her general everyday posts.
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"That's nothing, Tom Cruise has red carpet and a welcoming party in black tie in his ass." ~~ Team Valtrex, 1/2/09
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:44pm.
the open thread seems like a good idea.
who is lolo? is that the same person as "Viva LaLohan" (or whatever) that was supposedly being stalked? i get the drama times confused
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okay, maybe it's not an interesting topic. I did take a swing at the "Viva" person one day cuz she dissed me. I wasn't really sorry about that. but i don't know if she is the "lolo" person.
And as i'm thinking about it, I really don't care that much either.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:56pm.
When James Haven saw over 900 comments he thought for sure you bitches were in here ripping Angie and Brad to shreds.
Why is this orange chap getting so many comments?
James Haven! Just settle your ass down. Dip your feet in an organic treatment, apply a light facial masque znd enjoy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:58pm.
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What I said about being emotionally invested in posters on the Internet does not apply to you, Bunny. I am completely emotionally invested in you!
xoxox
Submitted by whatdoyouwant on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:57pm.
Sugaroo: I can see why I came across like that but its simply meant to make sure people pay attention. Obviously you did.
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I did and I don't understand a word of it. I also don't care. Dot has attacked me more times than I count for no reason whatsoever and out of the blue. The last time she tried that shit I ripped her head off and shouted down the hole. Ever since then, she's given me a wide berth and the should continue to do so.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Clarisse: Poor, Max. So trusting. Spiders are usually evil ... except the little brown ones that eat skeeter eggs.
Spiders are like some of the trolls. They weave a pretty web to ensnare us and them *wham* we caught up and getting the life sucked out of us.
If this causes nightmares, I'm sorry.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:55pm.
Sugar,
MIL? You are welcome! =)
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Now I will have to listen to her whine all night and I just got her settled into her closet. What does she do? Sneaks out to your house and then you FUCKING SPRAY HER WITH AQUA NET! Now she's gonna stick to the closet floor and all kinds of shit. God!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Here's the thing...there are posters and lurkers all over the Internet that engage in emotional rape...they tell tales about horrible things or wonderful things that have happened to them. Other posters who have talked to them online feel that they know them and feel for them, and become emtionally invested in them, only to find out that it is all a big fat lie.
People have done this since the Internet was invented...people have done this on Dlisted. The only way to protect yourself is to remember...it isn't real life...it's just cyberspace.
Let's be careful out there.
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:53pm.
If one has enough free time on their hand to comment on a gossip blog - and read what others are saying, then i tend to think one has enouh time to skim over off-topic comments on gossip blogs.
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DING DING DING DING DING
WE HAVE US A WINNER FOLKS!!!!
Lucious is right. You off topic nazis have nothing better to do than complain that people on dlisted are going off topic?? Well Boo-Fucking Eat-My-Ass-Hoo. I mean, fer fucks sake, you should just be glad that you have web access and time to sit and kvetch. There are children all over the world that have neither...they are either working in factories 18 hours a day or being sold into slavery, so count your fucking blessings and shut the fuck up already.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
It's been posted before.
Someone stole IPs and managed to steal peeps identities. I'm still not convinced it's dot, but that's the word.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:56pm.
James, I haven't seen you in forever, luv!
MK was in here earlier, you missed it! :(
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Sugaroo: I can see why I came across like that but its simply meant to make sure people pay attention. Obviously you did.
When James Haven saw over 900 comments he thought for sure you bitches were in here ripping Angie and Brad to shreds.
Why is this orange chap getting so many comments?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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TITS,
The big scary hairy ones, no prob. I cup em and put em outside. This one was EEEEVIL!!!! Swear!
Sugar,
MIL? You are welcome! =)
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:53pm.
That headband is totally bitching.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:48pm.
I've heard what happened from a oldie, but I wasn't around so have no proof.
Still want to hear?
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Momus!
Max the bunny does not kill spiders. He follows them and goes "Oh Hey!! A new pal! What you doin???"
Stock broker,
*puts on fresh lipstick*
Um, oh, hey bebeh!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:51pm.
Sugarboo,
I am ALL for the zen capture and release. I usually do, but this little fucker was lime green and reared at me!!!! It is going to kill me in my sleep!!!!
Buddha neva said anything about something with fangs that rears up at you!!!
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YOU SPRAYED HAIR SPRAY ON MY MOTHER IN LAW???????
*dies*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:40pm.
saucer and cup.
put cup over spider (watch out for legs) and slowly slide saucer under cup.
take saucer and cupped spider to neighbours door and release into the wild.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
dot annoys the shit out of me mostly when she attacks me out of the blue while i'm talking to others
and because i disagree with her right wing politics
AND when she rambles endlessly about dubious and conflicting personal issues or wanting to kill herself. OTHER THAN THAT she is mostly part of the kooky dysfunctional family.
blah.
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Submitted by whatdoyouwant on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:49pm.
Since you've mentioned that crap at least twice, it sounds to me as if you want to stir up trouble. You are coming across as a troll yourself.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:50pm.
Or, should I call it "The Colosseum"?
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Sugarboo,
I am ALL for the zen capture and release. I usually do, but this little fucker was lime green and reared at me!!!! It is going to kill me in my sleep!!!!
Buddha neva said anything about something with fangs that rears up at you!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:48pm.
*shivers* I don't like the forums, they seem really scary! I like posting on the main page, I know most of you schlutts there. *sobs*
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There, there, FS. You're safer here than in the forum. Or, should I call it "The Colosseum"?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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if I have to choose between off topic posts, spam posts, troll posts, and racist posts, let me add my 2 cent that off topic post never bother me too much, that's why I have a scroll mouse....
and sometimes the off topic shit is funnier
well, usually
and y'all sucking up to MK is funny too. I bet his head is all swole from the attention!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
But some of these TROLLS DO STEAL IP's
Such as Pip-cheerio aka DOT *dotty*
MOUSE
and such
DO NOT FOLLOW LINKS THAT ARE POSTED BY ANY TROLLS OR CRAZY USERS ('my husbands beats me but I will stay with him'....sure)
MKeducate yourselves
So I guess this means the Off-Topic Police won't be roaming around here pulling a Rodney King on us?
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:40pm.
Momus,
There is something EXTRA special in your xmas stockin babe!!
Tiger,
I think it's the fact that she is an emotional leech. There are people here that actually worried about her made up shit. Just my opinion.
Off...um...on topic...
There was a spider in my upstairs bathroom...and I couldn't kill it (kuz the crunch!) so I sprayed him with hair spray thinking he'd freeze there...but now HE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!!!!!
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EEEEWWWWW! SPIDERS! Thankfully, Mozart kills spiders. Our home has very, very few spiders.
Spiders are insidious little sneaks. Like some of the trolls who once infiltrated are snarky eden here.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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*shivers* I don't like the forums, they seem really scary! I like posting on the main page, I know most of you schlutts there. *sobs*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:35pm.
werent there some trollies haggling dotty calling her period in the NEW YEARS thread that amounted to like 1500 posts of name calling?
I don't understand that whole thread. Dot has always been nice to me, I have nothing to complain about Dot. The baiting really has to stop.
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THANK YOU! All of this Mouse fuckery does not go on in other sites!!! NO ONE will post what ACTUALLY happened. Why????
For a while, I thought it might be because of shame and embarassment or fear of it happening again, but it seems like a big fat urban legend that's gotten out of control if no one gives the details. Know what I mean?
I mean, how many YEARS has it been since MOUSE has been here and people who supposedly weren't even here when that shit went down are STILL talking about it??? What is up wi' dat?
Look, peeps, if something is going down, you can now POST IT in this very forum. Yeah, you don't need secret emails, the forum and IM anymore...Let's hear it. WHAT HAPPENED????? And WHERE'S THE PROOF?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:40pm.
That was really mean! Spiders do a lot of good! Now the poor thing is suffering. All you had to do was let it go on its way! :-(
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:40pm.
Wow, a deep felt thank you. I really do try. Some posts win, a lot not-so-great.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:39pm.
And to those who are bringing the dot, pip, mouse etc controversy or argument-- I cannot believe November of 2007 still lives on here. I think dot was taken out cause she did not let that damn crap die. THat is like the dlisted divorce between JA and Pitt -- let that shit die.
Yup, Vany. ITA: plenty of blame to go around on all sides. It would have died long ago if people just let it.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:39pm.
I confess I love the odd cat fight on a one eyed troll. Ooooh, who is gonna scratch a bitch first kinda thang... usually trolls are the can't spelluns too so it's all good.
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Me too, as long as no REAL threats are being made (like the IP theft thing). Have to admit that some of the trolls are funny...
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