Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Rojo Caliente Is December's Hot Slut Of The Month!
For a quick second, I thought the magnificent Shiba Inu 6 would make your hearts grow back, forcing you to vote for them to win, but this did not happen! Rojo Caliente won over 50% of the votes. This was the right choice. Rojo is now the final Hot Slut of the Month and the first part of voting will begin tomorrow to determine who is the hottest slut who ever slutted (during 2008 anyway).
Thanks to all who voted!
Viva La Rojo Caliente!
Viva La Rojo Caliente!
you know, technically, it should be Roja Caliente....being she's a chick and all
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
A ginge must take it two years running!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I voted for the puppies dammit!
http://artbybillie.net
I voted for Papa Spears cause he is a funny old hillbilly but I am glad for Rojo. Redheads representin'!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I'm still butthurt about it. I tried to vote a bunch of times for Shiba Inu 6. Iknow I know! Thats totally cheating, but it didnt help anyways! I have no cuteness in my life anymore. I get enough gay from my sister and my friends. That void in my iceheart is filled. I need cuteness!!! and booze.
I don't understand how a woman (the Sex and the City "what's her name") is straight then becomes a lesbian to get down with a woman who looks like a very "ugly man." What's the point of leaving a man to be with someone who looks just like a man.
If I am going to switch gears, it is to enjoy all the natural attributes of that gender - a beautiful feminine woman. In addition, Rojo Caliente looks like he/she could be the Sex and the City "what's her name" fraternal twin. It has an incestuos edge to it. Ugh! Too complicated and dysfunctional.
Fact is stranger than fiction.
Now we are finally ready to pull out the knives and take out Spaghetti Cat tomorrow in the Hot Slut of the Year voting. Let's not split the anti-Spaghetti cat vote and rally behind Rojo!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I will be making an RL run in the next few days. trust. Bad enough I still have this coconut custard pie craving too....
OT: caliente=hot
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:55pm.
Sorry juss!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:42pm.
SmOOches Jill! Long time no see
Happy New Year!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:47pm.
Hos always up in red lobster with the cheddar biscuits while the fam is at home eatn tv dinners!
...I wish I were that ho right now. Now I really want some Red Lobster's. Curse you James Haven for mentioning Red Lobster's. Curse you!
(I still lurves ya though)
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:45pm.
yum, Red Lobster. cheddar biscuits and crab legs...
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Hos always up in red lobster with the cheddar biscuits while the fam is at home eatn tv dinners!
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
yum, Red Lobster. cheddar biscuits and crab legs...
durn, I'm off topic...wait Rojo=red, I am safe!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Rojo all the way hands down!
(Cynthia's knickers)
James Haven! Happy New Year, Darlin'.
Rojo won???????nooooooooooooo. :P
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:27pm.
Hahaha. James you really are one-of-a-kind. Hahaha.
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How can you not love a lesbian who has a penis for a nose?
-Einah
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:19pm.
Manny! SmOOches to you!
Sad but true! Angie is tighter then a clams ass.
She wasn't always like that. Brad has turned her into a very strange woman. At least when she was with BillyBob she gave good presents. BillyBob would always send James Haven on a month long vacation.
True, the hotel room had a serious bug problem, the food was always cold and the cabana boy with the eye twitch gave James the creeps every time he held James Haven's hand alittle too long while giving him a towel....but Bingo night offered big prizes and James Haven did win $50 and a free meal at Red Lobster!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hey James, I hope your Holidays were happy!
Angie gave James Haven her special "homemade" gifts. That's code word for cheap!
I knew it! She gives away millions but her own brother...pig made out of old bleach container?
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James Haven ~ LMAO!!!
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:01pm.
*blushes* *M2C goes week at the knees*
Did you have a fun New Years James Haven? I hope you weren't babysitting Mad and those other ones again!
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:56pm.
Momus! SmOOches to you!
James Haven will see what he can do.
Love your pussy!
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Thanks.
BTW: How's the MaryKay biz going for you? Have you gotten your car yet?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:58pm.
MTC!
**James Haven dips MTC and plants a smooch on her kitty lips**
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:47pm.
James Haven!! I've missed you...
Rojo looks like she can handle the bitch slapping and teeth grinding. Tell her to hoik up her overalls and get over here.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:56pm.
Momus! SmOOches to you!
James Haven will see what he can do.
Love your pussy!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:51pm.
James, Dahlink!!!!!
Please tell Christine that we understand her shy and gentle nature. We just want her to know that we also recognize her natural Hot Slutness.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:51pm.
New Year SmOOches for you Stocky!
Angie gave James Haven her special "homemade" gifts. That's code word for cheap!
She gave James Haven knitted socks. Knitted socks? How in the hell is James Haven supposed to get his feet in his shoes with those bulky socks?
She also knitted James Haven a scarf, mittens, and a toothbrush holder. James Haven was spittin' out yarn for days.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:48pm.
SmOOches No Words!
James Haven will see what he can do. As told previously, Rojo is very frightened of you crazy bitches.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hey James Haven ~ what did Skankelina get you for Christmas?
ABANDONED COUCH for Hot Slut of the Year
Would James Haven know, by an chance, Jimmy from Seinfeld? JIMMY'S DOWN!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:46pm
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James Haven, please help Rojo with her makeup when she comes to accept the award for HSOTY...I know I am being presumptious but...
And nice to see you, James Haven! *muah*
James Haven is a personal friend of Christine's. Some of you bitches may recall that James Haven did a Christmas caldendar of Christine in various states of undress. Nasty!
Anyredheadedgayelle, Christine said that she is quite flattered that you crazy bitches voted for her.
She feels blessed knowing that you all have opened your cold black hearts to her.
Rojo (as she likes to be called now) said that she would love to come in here and chat up with you sluts but being in here is like doing time in Corcoran State Penn --ROUGH! Rojo is peaceful and you bitches are anything BUT!
James Haven informed her, that while there are some rabblerousers in here, most of you crazy daisies have hearts bigger then J Lo's ass. So she will have to think about it.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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I've tried my best to avoid Rojo Cali but ... goddamn...
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
MK, please find a way to actually give Rojo this award. A tiara, a sash, a scepter. I will laugh so hard!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Rojo looks genuinely happy in this pic.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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well of course she is!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:31pm.
Rojo: the Anti-Skank.
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Fucking WORD jiggywiddit! Amen to that ;o)
Rojo: the Anti-Skank.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:24pm.
You can still be one, so am I! Now, we just have a visual :O
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Could have probably done without it, to be honest. Freckles down there just sound wrong, never mind actually being true. *Shudder* there's a thought to go to bed on ;)
and the fix is in
this year is gonna be the toughest election yet for hot slut of the year! Spaghetti Cat, Dreamboat, La Paquena, ABANDONED COUCH, just to name a few. I'm already conflicted!
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:50pm.
Freckled clit anyone?
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Barf! And I'm a Rojo fan! Shame on you, tut.
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You can still be one, so am I! Now, we just have a visual :O
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:50pm.
Freckled clit anyone?
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Barf! And I'm a Rojo fan! Shame on you, tut.
I guess it really is Rojo Caliente time
Gee, I wonder who hot slut of the year will be
It has to be Rojo or Shanna for the year. That's all I'm willing to consider
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Pappy Spears was robbed! He has the horrible task of keeping Shithead's panties on and her weave flea-free.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
I love you Rojo!!!!
MaBoo is the abandoned couch. HSoTY!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol