If I Got Sued Every Time I Called A Skank A Skank......
If someone calls me a "skank," I respond with, "Why, thank you." Not Liskula Cohen. That skank bitch responds with a lawsuit!
Liskula is a 36-year-old model who has worked for Vogue, Giorgio Armani and Versace. One of Liskula's arch rivals started a blogged called SKANKS in NYC devoted to trashing her.
The blog's 5 posts, all made back in August, features pictures of Liskula acting like a slut (I didn't say skank). The anonymous blogger also wrote such gems as: "I would have to say that the first place award for "Skankiest in NYC" would have to go to Liskula Gentile Cohen. How old is this skank? 40 something? She's a psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank."
Liskula filed a lawsuit in Manhattan court to force Google and Blogger to reveal the identity of the bitch who thinks she's the #1 skank in NYC.
She told the NYDN, "It's petty, it's stupid and it's pathetic. And when I do find out who did this, at least I'll know who my enemies are."
This fucking pisses me off! I fuck my ass off to be called the #1 Skank in NYC and this ho doesn't even want the title! Fuck! What the hell is a skank supposed to do?! How can I out-stank NYC's #1 Skank?!
And by the way, when I use the words "skank, whore, bitch, slut, cunt, skeezer, heifer, etc...," I don't mean it the way everyone means it. What I really mean is that you are a fine person with pure genitals and the highest of morals. So you don't have to worry about calling your lawyer. You stupid SKANK!
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I looked at the blog and she just looks like a girl that likes to have fun and she is very pretty for 40.Sounds like a jealous hater is behind it..what a bitch.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yeah...Poor woman's had her face slashed with glass. Not quite so funny now.
Time 4 anotha drink, kiddies.
ok after reading the thread, i see that others think the dude from the bar is responsible. Where is Angela Lansbury when you need her ass?
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
i dunno,
maybe i'm the only person that kind of feels sorry for homegirl esp. after reading this from the Post:
www.nypost.com/seven/07312008/news/regionalnews/bar_goons_smash_and_slas...
My inkling: the person behind the blog is the person who did that to her, and was subsequently sent to jail....
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:21pm.
*back flip off hamper* *shaking pom-poms*
Skanks are sexy, skanks are cute
MK's skanks are HWAT to boot!
We spank it, we roar
We support our local HWORE!
Gooooooooooo, MK!!!
Head Skank in Charge!!
Yeah!!
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Yeah, you know maybe you wanna give those big ol' PlaySock whorish fake Poly-cotton monkey tits a rest???? Yeah, I said it...You know you only had those things sewn on so that you could get your gold digging monkey ass into the PlaySock Hamper....
O/T: (Sock) Skank!
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Those photos pretty much confirm she is a skank. I don't think she's worked much in many years--her heyday was long ago.
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Wow, this is graphic.
She needs to worry about her interior decorating skills. Skanks can't decorate worth shit.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:44pm.
"Anyway. I think Mr. Hekki used to prank call the Lipschitzes in the phone book and say "Hey, are you Lipschitz?" When they said yes, he would say "If you're Lipschitz, my ass talks" and hang up.
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I'm surprised his mother would put up with that kind of skanky-panky.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
*back flip off hamper* *shaking pom-poms*
Skanks are sexy, skanks are cute
MK's skanks are HWAT to boot!
We spank it, we roar
We support our local HWORE!
Gooooooooooo, MK!!!
Head Skank in Charge!!
Yeah!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
please have this broad google herself, so she can see how many more people she's going to have to sue.
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i dunno, it sells itself
anyone see that show true beauty?? its awe inspiring how delusional some people can be.....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
It's strange to see a story about her on the gossip blogs. She's originally from London, Ontario and I'm friends with her best friend that she grew up with there. I used to hear about her all the time through this mutual friend. Never thought I'd see a story about her, though.
I am the No#1 skanky cunt and now I am suing that bitch.
Holy crap, this woman is a model? REALLY?
Actually, I googled her and she takes better photos when she's all made up and professional photogs are in charge. She's more of a... handsome... woman than beautiful. She is tall and skinny and has strong features. That's about it.
Her modeling photos look nothing like the ones on the NYC Skanks site.
SKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKSSSS!
ALLUVYAS!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
These are magazine/editorial shots, maybe with the exception of that last one, that could easely be from a website or something...meaning anyone could have done it.
someone related to the doorman, maybe?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:43pm.
The best thing about this story is the blog is still up and you can post comments.
...we should all go over and just post skank under anonymous lol
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Wow, talk about free time.
Why do I think she is the creator of the blog and is making all of this stuff up to draw attention to herself. Seriously, otherwise...who cares about her? Never heard about her before today.
what's wrong being called a skank? If u get pissed and sue whoever that's all sorts of f&# up crap. if she wants to do the suing, then sue the people who took the skanky pictures. stupid skank. can I say "that's pretty skanky?" yeah I can.
Coma Caca!!
She is going to be so pissed when she finds out her mother is the blogger.
Cheers skank, cheers.
I love the fact that Liskula herself posted a comment for each blog post, defending her "flawlessness" and eternal beauty. How lame!
Unless these pictures were stolen, I'm surprised she doesn't know who the blogger is... I mean, there aren't a ton of people in the photo... she doesn't remember who would've taken the pic? Unless she didn't really know any of the people or was wasted. Are we sure she didn't get one of her friends to put this website up just to get a little attention? The modeling gigs must be drying up for someone in their late 30s who was never really famous to begin with...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:44pm.
I know. I just think it would be funny for a Jewish person (if she is) to have the name Gentile. I'm juvenile that way! Sorry. But then, I guess it's no more amusing than having the name White or Black, when you're not. What the hell. I'm named after the Virgin Mary... first and last names. LOL.
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Submitted by chica robotica: "Anyway. I think Gentile was a poke at her. It would be amusing if that were her name, though."
There are people with the last name Gentile. It's Italian, though.
My personal favorite is Lipschitz. I didn't believe it was real when I first heard it.
Mr. Hekki used to prank call the Lipschitzes in the phone book and say "Hey, are you Lipschitz?" When they said yes, he would say "If you're Lipschitz, my ass talks" and hang up.
MK, you'll always be #1 in my book!
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I'm glad you finally addressed this.
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The best thing about this story is the blog is still up and you can post comments.
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Wow, this is graphic.
She is a bit old to be taking pictures like she's going to post them on MySpace. I mean really, fine if you think you're young, but leave the stupid pics to the 16 year olds.
I love to call you a skank,MK!♥
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Liskula. Now THAT is a bad name.
Sounds like the things Paris Hilton has on her labes.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:46pm.
Mind you, I'm not saying she's not skanky.
Or horsey.
She looks, to me, to be pretty much both.
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Would that make her "skorsey"?
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OOOORRRRR....
Horanky?
Whorsetasticskankyne-e-e-e-i-i-i-i-ghghhghghg!
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Submitted by Aphid on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:55pm.
Her favorite cuntry singer is Skank Williams,Jr.
Her favorite drink is Skankaray and tonic.
Her favorite picnic food is skanks and beans.
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There are Russian Jews... quite a lot of them, I believe. A lot from Eastern Europe. Most from the US came from there around WWII? Someone can give me a lesson... Anyway. I think Gentile was a poke at her. It would be amusing if that were her name, though.
Where is this site? I wanna read about her trashiness!
I'm not sure she's got a case. You're allowed to call people names, as long as you don't make factual assertions. "Skank" strikes me as pure name-calling. Also, if you're in the public eye, as this skank is, it's a lot harder to make a defamation case.
Tigerlilly, on the other hand.....
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Wow, this is graphic.
Personally, I think this is funny.
tHIS MODEL HAS TOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Datura on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:48pm.
That blogger is a jelly h8r...lol...what a looser...She is probably really fat and wishes she looked like LC...and had her money lol...
What? I'm practicing for my troll audition...
Who is this whore and why should I care if she's a skank? Hell, I don't even care if I'm a skank! Being a skank ain't so bad! I mean, it could be worse, that blogger could have called her fat....
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You forgot to mention the blogger's 'Mom Jeans,' but aside from that, I think you did an excellent job with the trolling. Keep up the good work. =D
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MOM JEANS!!! *Smacking tiger head*...How could I have left out the MOM JEANS???? All jelly h8rs wear them!
O/T What is it again about this skank getting cut? That ain't right! You don't cut a skank, you choke her. A skeezer? Yeah, you can cut a skeezer...No, I kid...You don't cut or choke a ho unless you gonna maul and eat that bitch...What? What? What'd I say?
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:51pm.
I don't think so, he was/is a doorman at a building on the eastside and she is a vogue model. Now if one of her friends gave him the pics that is different, but I doubt he is hanging around with models____________________________________________
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Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:50pm.
Confusing stuff. Better off with just skank. Now that we can all grasp. ;-)
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
i doubt that google or blogger would reveal the identity unless a very nasty crime were involved; otherwise, everyone would be suing to find the names of people who dissed them online -- which is about every fuckin person on earth
this is SKANK trash pr, imho
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Her favorite cuntry singer is Skank Williams,Jr.
Her favorite drink is Skankaray and tonic.
Her favorite picnic food is skanks and beans.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:45pm.
For those saying that she wants the name because she thinks it is the guy who cut her, I do not think so, only because the pics on the site are "personal," a friend or a friend of a friend that hates her ass. Models here in NY will cut (no pun intended) each other for much less than boyfriend stealing. ____________________________________________
I thought she knew the guy who cut her.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:48pm.
That blogger is a jelly h8r...lol...what a looser...She is probably really fat and wishes she looked like LC...and had her money lol...
What? I'm practicing for my troll audition...
Who is this whore and why should I care if she's a skank? Hell, I don't even care if I'm a skank! Being a skank ain't so bad! I mean, it could be worse, that blogger could have called her fat....
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You forgot to mention the blogger's 'Mom Jeans,' but aside from that, I think you did an excellent job with the trolling. Keep up the good work. =D
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:25pm.
Liskula Gentile Cohen.
Wow. There's so much. Liskula sounds like an infected wound.
Is the name Cohen indicative of a Jewish ancestry? If so, why is her middle name Gentile for heaven's sake?
The skank moniker is less confusing for all our sakes
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Is the middle name "Gentile" real or someone making fun of her?
Her first name is Russian, indicative of a Russian mother, which makes me think she isn't Jewish because that's passed on by the mother.
That blogger is a jelly h8r...lol...what a looser...She is probably really fat and wishes she looked like LC...and had her money lol...
What? I'm practicing for my troll audition...
Who is this whore and why should I care if she's a skank? Hell, I don't even care if I'm a skank! Being a skank ain't so bad! I mean, it could be worse, that blogger could have called her fat....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...