If I Got Sued Every Time I Called A Skank A Skank......
If someone calls me a "skank," I respond with, "Why, thank you." Not Liskula Cohen. That skank bitch responds with a lawsuit!
Liskula is a 36-year-old model who has worked for Vogue, Giorgio Armani and Versace. One of Liskula's arch rivals started a blogged called SKANKS in NYC devoted to trashing her.
The blog's 5 posts, all made back in August, features pictures of Liskula acting like a slut (I didn't say skank). The anonymous blogger also wrote such gems as: "I would have to say that the first place award for "Skankiest in NYC" would have to go to Liskula Gentile Cohen. How old is this skank? 40 something? She's a psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank."
Liskula filed a lawsuit in Manhattan court to force Google and Blogger to reveal the identity of the bitch who thinks she's the #1 skank in NYC.
She told the NYDN, "It's petty, it's stupid and it's pathetic. And when I do find out who did this, at least I'll know who my enemies are."
This fucking pisses me off! I fuck my ass off to be called the #1 Skank in NYC and this ho doesn't even want the title! Fuck! What the hell is a skank supposed to do?! How can I out-stank NYC's #1 Skank?!
And by the way, when I use the words "skank, whore, bitch, slut, cunt, skeezer, heifer, etc...," I don't mean it the way everyone means it. What I really mean is that you are a fine person with pure genitals and the highest of morals. So you don't have to worry about calling your lawyer. You stupid SKANK!
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For those saying that she wants the name because she thinks it is the guy who cut her, I do not think so, only because the pics on the site are "personal," a friend or a friend of a friend that hates her ass. Models here in NY will cut (no pun intended) each other for much less than boyfriend stealing. ____________________________________________
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She could host her own Skanks-Giving Day parade.
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skank, please.
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gee anyone can get a cover in Vogue these days if this creature did it...she doesn't look like cover girl material or even Sears catalogue material in my book...I do casting all the time and I would never pick her horsey mug for a glamour shoot. She can play a middle age haggard housewife in a cleaning product commercial though.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:31pm.
Movies this this skank could star in:
The Skanktastic Whore
Skankenstein
Skankula
Creature from the Skank Lagoon...
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And don't forget
THE SHAWSKANK REDEMPTION
Skanks for the memories...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:19pm.
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Good evening back atcha, you filthy slut! :)
Your kindness has officially made my day.
Liskula Gentile Cohen.
Wow. There's so much. Liskula sounds like an infected wound.
Is the name Cohen indicative of a Jewish ancestry? If so, why is her middle name Gentile for heaven's sake?
The skank moniker is less confusing for all our sakes.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
You know why I think this is a big deal to her? Because the guy who cut up her face with the knife might be the guy who's writing this stuff on the internet. My two cents.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:31pm.
My boss had never heard the word "skank" before I started working for him a few years ago. He loves it. He's even got skank categories to describe how skanky someone is now. And, I might add, he proudly tells anyone who will listen that I don't have a skanky bone in my body.
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lol. I'd never heard the word "skank" before I came to the US, but it's integrated well into my vocabulary... alongside homegrown favourites like slag and slapper.
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Submitted by Sartastic on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:15pm.
Good evening, you skank hobag! ;-)
xo
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
That bitch should be grateful. I never get called a skank and it pisses me off!! Can't a girl get a compliment every now and then?
Apparently, this Liskula chick has been on a bunch of mag covers, but just last year she took a vodka bottle to the face which required surgey, courtesy of a bouncer who was jailed for the attack.
She may or may not be a skank, but she certainly attracts drama, that's for sure. Oh, and I totally agree the bitch clearly slept with someone else's man - woman are supersensitive about shit like that for some reason.
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In defense of a fellow skank, I may be interested in pursuing this avenue as well. Some misogynistic pig smashed her in the face with a vodka bottle!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07312008/news/regionalnews/bar_goons_smash_a...
Even a skank doesn't deserve this! If you notice when the blog went up, it was shortly after the news item when he was convicted.....(only to face smash other women with glass shortly after doing his time.)
She may pursuing this as a victim, not as a fellow skank....just sayin'
I'm loving that you started a whole new tag category "SKANKS" just for this item. I have a feeling it will be a very full archive rather quickly as nearly every one of these posts involve at least one skank.
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BAHAHAAA! Sues and makes this site 50 million times more popular and now everyone knows she is a horsy 40 year old skank. Precious irony.
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The person who made that site is probably shaking in their boots right now! lol...it probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Unfortunately, the judge will probably grant the motion for this person to show their face...lmao!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:46pm.
Mind you, I'm not saying she's not skanky.
Or horsey.
She looks, to me, to be pretty much both.
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Would that make her "skorsey"?
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I once called a gal at work a wench, and she took offense more than I expected. So I got out a dictionary--hoping there would either be a nice defintion I wasn't aware, or she would cool off while we perused the dictionary.
The dictionary only made things worse, and I had to ultimately apologize (the unthinkable option...) ;)
What is bitch doing with his pants below his ass like that? Girl looks like he's tryin to keep a butt plug from squirting out...
Moral of the story--just because your homes dress that way doesn't mean its not stupid... ;)
Now Licksula the SKANK is going to sue anybody that uses, or even thinks the word "skank". She's going to sue the Webster's Dictionary!
I knew I shouldn't have set up that damn site. *grumbles violently*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Mind you, I'm not saying she's not skanky.
Or horsey.
She looks, to me, to be pretty much both.
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You just go on about your business:)
Me thinks someone got burned by Liskanka
It wouldn't surprise me if it's her own site and this is all done for publicity.
Licks-alla-what...?? Licks all the way up and down? Maybe in this country it should be "non-skanky until proven skanky."
seems like good publicity to me
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 6:33pm.
Off-topic: Somebody slap me because I'm thinking about buying some Ugg boots off of EBay.
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*slap, slap, slap*
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Desperation seeps from her soul, if she even has one.
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HER soul? Or yours?
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Oooh...how about....
Skanks & Skankability
A Clear and Present Skanker
I suspect Licksula, or whatever this nobody's name is has never heard the old "Sticks & stones" adage. She sounds like she's paranoid from too much nose candy.
i'm going to go out on a limb here and say she might, just possibly, maybe-kinda, -- ok. definitely -- stole some other classy skank's man.
my momma always says, 'skanky is as skanky does'. she also says, 'life is like a box of used condoms. you never know which one your man hit a skank with'.
here's some pics of her being skanky for pay:
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/liskula_cohen/photos/
Off-topic: Somebody slap me because I'm thinking about buying some Ugg boots off of EBay.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Sounds like sour grapes to me.
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My boss had never heard the word "skank" before I started working for him a few years ago. He loves it. He's even got skank categories to describe how skanky someone is now. And, I might add, he proudly tells anyone who will listen that I don't have a skanky bone in my body.
As for this skank, I think she put the website up herself so her lawsuit would get all sorts of free publicity not normally afforded aging neverbeens.
Movies this this skank could star in:
The Skanktastic Whore
Skankenstein
Skankula
Creature from the Skank Lagoon...
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
ISMU,
welcome back. well, at least I haven't seen you in forevah!
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Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Skanky isn't the word...desperate maybe?
SWEEEEET! A skank post is almost as good as the open topic post. That and I can relate more to a skank than to Gordon Ramsey...!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
Just use more "?" MK. So you can tell the judge you were asking a question and not stating a fact. Like "Skank!!!?!!" or "Herpes AND Crabs !!!?!!!"
Ahahahhah, I love it, Liskula grow a sense of humor...you probably really deserve that title...and you're ugly!...
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SOMEONE'S a little bitter, no? And I thought I held a good grudge!
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Skanky, skankier, skankiest!
And since we're discussing models: Skank, Super-skank, Über-skank.
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Don't do fucktardy things when there are cameras around, then.
Clean up on aisle common sense!
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Hey ya'll, I got off work early ta-day just to be 3rd on this SKANK post!!!! wooo hoo!
Honestly if you let people take pictures of you in certain situations you can't be angry when they post it on the internet.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
What a skanky bitch!
Skanky, skankity, skany-assed, skankmeister SKANK!!!
It's more fun when you know they hate it, isn't it?
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