Speaking Of Skanks.....
Every night before Wonky McValtrex goes to bed, a dozen dicks slap her to sleep. It's the only way she can get a good night's rest. Well, one of the dicks slapped her in the head a little too hard, because the dirty cooch is talking crazy.
In the new issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine (via SS), Wonky says, "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."
Nobody wants the bag that will make your genitals foam at the hole and that's exactly what Wonky's bag will do. And what she really meant to say before the rude interviewer cut her off is, "A couple of people........in my snatch at one time." She's really modest, though. Wonky could fit at least a couple of NFL teams up in there without lube. EASY.
There's no way she could have meant "a couple of people." Whores who have to duct tape their vagina together haven't only fucked just "a couple of people."
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she never did chad murray! she just friends with him they did a movie together! plus none of you are good enough for her anyways so what are you worried about? why do you give a shit if she did do someone else.. its not u! she would never go near your ugly ass.
she is not infected. it was a cold sore and she would never do your ass anyways. she isn't a lesbian either! bitch!
SHE SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING ANYONE!!! She is "INFECTED", Don't people read the papers? they retrieved her friggin meds from that storage unit!!! I wouldn't do her with my dogs dick, much less any part of my own body (I don't want her ugly ass anyhow, I am not a lesbian) but if I were, I wouldn't want to be in the same hotel with her. No telling what crawls from beyond!
"im am extremely intellegent"
'nuff said
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she also fucked Chad Michael Murray.
Let's not leave him out.
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"Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”
- Lily Allen
And that Girls Gone Wild dude, Joe Francis.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:06pm.
NO ill list them:
randy spelling
rick salomon
jason shaw
starvos
nick carter
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You're forgetting the other dude she was ENGAGED to, Paris Latsis?
Then when she was in Australia (I am ashamed people keep inviting her back here to Aust) a few years ago she fucked a guy named Rob Mills who was a reality show contestant.
That girl IS a Hilton hotel...she's open 24 hours a day.
Why don't you piss off to a slutty-friendly website for Paris and leave the fellow D-Listers alone with your garbage?
As for spouting the fact that you're "not dumb" the fact that your posts are littered with grammatical errors seems to have missed your line of sight.
Ba-bow. You lose.
Next.
i don't believe her... but what the sex tape was concerned i think she was a victim. i watched parts of it. this guy was more interested in the position of the camera than in having sex. he planned it.
im going out for a smoke.. see ya later bitches!
i got something wrong! her baby's name is going to be London Paris Hilton. for her first daughter. she plans to have 3 by 2012. she loves kids. Paris.. you dont need a man try fertiy treatment.. sorry mispelled. that ways the kid is all yours! good luck in 2009 paris! i hope you have your girl!
Im not Paris! im a fan she has fans! and i LOVE her! so dont say nobody likes her! she isnt as dumb as rocks. cause she is right people DO like her! cause i JUST ADMITTED MYSELF I LIKE HER! there you go paris!
I think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit:
"Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:33pm.
i can't wait till she has a baby in 2009. so i can show you what a good mom she will be"
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I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!! ~ Eddie (Jennifer Saunders)
i like paris! SO THAT IS SOMEBODY! so dont say nobody likes her! CAUSE I DO! there! she has proof people like her! CAUSE I ADMITTED I DID.
Guys, obviously "Itsparisbitch" really IS Paris! She's not smart enough to come up with an adequate alias.
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I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs!! ~ Eddie (Jennifer Saunders)
im not dumb im am extremely intellegent and so is paris and people like me and her! not you losers!
not this nasty, std infested skank...AGAIN??? and itsparisbitch, I thought I told you to get in a corner and repeat after me...(again!) - I am an ugly skank, and NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY likes me! Please bitch, get a clue!! Wonky truly is dumb as a box of rocks!
i can't wait till she has a baby in 2009. so i can show you what a good mom she will be. that baby will be happy and much more loved than your children. i hope she has a girl cause she said she was going to name it Paris!! i hope it looks like her when she was little. i sAW her baby photos! she was the cutest little marilyn monroe!! thats why people in her family call her marilyn monroe cause when she was 2 she looked like a mini! awwweee. i hope she has a girl!
she isnt A WHORE! she is a sweet girl who too many guys try to take advatantage of her and why nicky has to warn her about people. people are just sick scumbags. like rick and whom selled her storage pictures and videos. she is a real person with real feelings. and i know that. they NEED TO stop! and give her privacy. her home videos and pictures are her buisness. and she doesnt mind the cameras showing up at the red carpet or events but they need to stop showing up at her house and taking her personnal stuff. she is sweet to the paparAZZI cuz she knows they need money and are doing their job. she isnt like most celebrities and rude to them. but that doesnt mean she is a media whore!
she did not fuck every boyfriend she had. she only had sex with the ones she trusted the most but they all let her down. thats why she isnt having sex anymore. and im glad she decided to wait till 2009 with benji. im not saying how i know k.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09pm.
Thank you, Stoney. I started a list awhile ago but it was taking up too much hard-drive space.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:06pm.
So you're saying she didn't fuck Paris, whom she was engaged to?
Come on. She's fucked THEM ALL.
Deryck Whibley, Brandon Davis, Nick Carter, Paris Latsis, Travis Barker, Vincent Gallo, Tom Sizemore...
And exactly how do you know she didn't fuck every single one of them, itsparisbitch? Were you there? Fucking idiot.
NO ill list them:
randy spelling
rick salomon
jason shaw
starvos
nick carter
the other men she just kissed or been caught dancing with. and joe and her where just playing with the camera yes with her breast.. god! why do they put so embarssing pictures up. why wont they let her have her privacy. anyways.. she has picures of her kissing lots of guys and some with her top off but doesnt mean sex. she never did it with benji. she wasnt going to until 2009. but then they broke up. you dont know her.
kathy is a good mom! you dont know her at all. you fucking leave them out and PSL, i know you hate her but you dont sya death threats she didn't do anything to you. Okay i admit she has a little more confidence then our average girl. so what who CARES! if she thinks shes hot let her be it. why does it matter if she LIKES herself. why do you care. when you look in thwe mirror do u think your hot or ugly? WELL shes one who likes what she sees. and she doesnt have the herpes and people you know her know that! kathy is a good mother who always there for her and tries to protect her~! BITCH LEAVE KATHY AND RICK OUT!
Well, surely we could list a lot more than five guys she's undoubtedly done: Rick Salomon, Stavros, Benji, Clooney (ha!), Adrian Grenier, Jared Leto, Swedish Pizza Dude, Randy Spelling, Jason Shaw, Nick Carter, Rob Mills, Deryck Whibley, Brandon Davis, Nick Carter (they did it twice), Paris Latsis, Travis Barker, Vincent Gallo, Tom Sizemore, some random pool guy, "that Girls Gone Wild dude Joe Francis," Chad Michael Murray*, Simon Rex, Julian (German model), Tyler Atkins, Cisco Adler, Jack Osbourne, Josh Henderson...
*did "a movie" together
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:50am.
Yes, because nothing says pure like being filmed with a dick in your mouth and Joe Francis groping your breasts. Please, 5 guys? Try 500.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:50am.
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This is a joke, right?
mk.. number one she does not have duct tape on her v. and number two she only had sex with 5 guys. they were her boyfriends. she is not a liar on this one. she has kissed and danced with guys not have sex. Stop making violent threats. this girl didn't do anything to you. wishing death on someone is sick no matter who it is. by the way god hears you. plus leave kathy out of this. she is a good mother. who tries her best to protect paris. you dont know anything about the hiltons.
A couple hundred at least. Who the hell would beleive she's only had a couple? I bet all the guys she's had are reading this and laughing thier asses off. I bet her twat carries a mini cooper.
I think she is delusional..someone up her meds.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Ugh no wonder my monitor had these crawly thingies all over this morning.
SHUT UP HO! What a lying piece of trash!
A coupla people my ass!!!!
Someone shoot this cunt.
Good morning.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Nobody likes a cocktease Paris.
I'll bet her moves in the sack run parallel to just how interesting a person Paris Hilton is.
The words bland and boring come to mind.
Yeah, skank is blocking all the goodies on that hairy guy....
I love pics of her as a teenager with the hook nose and brown eyes. That is my favorite lie of hers.
Playmate with her playboy?
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I didn't even notice the name of the picture!!!!!!!!
Fucking perfect description of her!
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ubmitted by TinyHammer4 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:07am.
"This reminds me of when she tried to tell us she was doing fucking charity work and shit - after she got out of jail ... that lasted all of about 5 minutes. what a fucking loser."
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Exactly TinyHammer! Who does she think is actually going to believe that she's only been with a few people??????? I mean come on! Not only does she have the sex tape but there's video of Joe Francis pulling her top down & groping her in front of the camera while she sits there smiling like an idiot.
Then of course there have been her endless string of boyfriends...I'm sure she just "mostly kissed" all of them though!
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her arm kinda looks like a condomed peen. Right?
This reminds me of when she tried to tell us she was doing fucking charity work and shit - after she got out of jail ... that lasted all of about 5 minutes. what a fucking loser.
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"I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs" ~ Eddie (Jennifer Saunders)
Man, those hairy thighs be making a brother's head spin. But why this bitch in the way? She and her army of critters be cockblocking. Ain't no defence against that. People be runnin and screamin like it be War of the Worlds or some such shit.
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Submitted by dead-actress on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:53pm.
da! Hurricane SmOOches!
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Submitted by dead-actress on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:53pm.
Hi DA!
Paris touches HERSELF with rubber gloves.LOL
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Dying would be the smart career move at this point. She might garner some sympathy and some positive publicity for a change.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
When the bitch thinks of herself (ad nauseum)...she touches herself (ad nauseum) also known as...Plan B.
Ok then. And I only kinda like sucking dick.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
she deserves every ounce of hatred she gets. she is a piece of SHIT.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
She's not one of my favorite people. And it makes me mad the way our society treats celebrity (media brainwashing), but it's sad about Paris. I don't think the girl likes herself.
Michael K sure hates on her. What's the deal?That's some serious rage. :-)
I'd love to have the money but I wouldn't want to be her.
When I first scrolled down on the pic, I thought her elbow and arm was a giant penis with a condom on it laying next to her.
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! "hard to get"!!
this bitch gets in a club, gets her wonk on a victim and it's over.
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Tolerance Through Education
this whole digital age just made dumb girls extra dumb. why videotape your sexay times and then try to pretend you are so pure?
And Reggie Bush has got to be the dumbest man alive dating a chick that was taped getting pissed on by another man. Oh hell to the naw!
think with your brain and not with your cunt.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"