Speaking Of Skanks.....
Every night before Wonky McValtrex goes to bed, a dozen dicks slap her to sleep. It's the only way she can get a good night's rest. Well, one of the dicks slapped her in the head a little too hard, because the dirty cooch is talking crazy.
In the new issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine (via SS), Wonky says, "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."
Nobody wants the bag that will make your genitals foam at the hole and that's exactly what Wonky's bag will do. And what she really meant to say before the rude interviewer cut her off is, "A couple of people........in my snatch at one time." She's really modest, though. Wonky could fit at least a couple of NFL teams up in there without lube. EASY.
There's no way she could have meant "a couple of people." Whores who have to duct tape their vagina together haven't only fucked just "a couple of people."
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Submitted by jussayin on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:44pm.
Awww, she's just experimenting like any normal 20 year old...
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Yes, mothers let your daughters know that just because you are on a video with a dick in your mouth and drool hanging off your chin you are clearly in no way a slut. Also when you are caught on Girls Gone Wild videos or "drunk college girl gets blasted" vid on dump, everyone will still believe in the purity and sanctity of your violated no no hole....
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nikki IS basement baby
lmao
i guess there is one in every family
Thank god i dont have a sister
And they always talks about how pretty paris is
she's not even at sienna level
she's fug...with that wonk, wtf
I always thought nikki looked better
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:05pm.
Ooooh, good find Mrs. K! *mwah*
In that photo, Kathy Hilton looks a little 'downy'.
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I'm sure you mean "April Fresh."
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
by a couple this skank means the odometer turned over so she's back at "a couple".
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
"...I mostly just kiss" Yea, she mostly just kisses about a thousand peens. If you're a whore, you're a whore. Own it. You make yourself look even skankier and dumber when you try to down play your sluttiness. Don't try to cover up what everyone and every free clinic already knows.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Who the fuck does this whore think she's kidding? It wouldn't even sound plausible to an inbred window-licking meth-faced moron from the rural Midwest. I mean, even THEY could see how illogical it is that this trash is pure.
That article made me a little sad for Nicky. Seems like she was second best in her parents' eyes. Like Basement Baby.
Submitted by shoe addict on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:19pm.
Dina and Lynne aint got nothin on Kathy Hilton
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ITA. They are amateurs compared to her.
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excellent article mrs k
thanks for sharing
wonky is third generation skank
i almost feel sorry for Paris,
she was practically DIS-couraged
from educating herself, aquiring some sort of skill. Its really sad
Dina and Lynne aint got nothin on Kathy Hilton
Kathy Hilton should take Megan under her wing
since she aspires to be the ultimate trophy wife.
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Delusional, retarded whore.
I love the fact that Kathy Hilton was conceived in the back seat of a car.
KLASSY, no?
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
She's the nastiest of them all and yet she is still trying to make us all see her through heart-shaped, rose-tinted, plastic, little girl glasses. She thinks people really will believe she's just a sweet, innocent, romantic, little babygirl with her baby voice. She makes the skin crawl.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:35pm. wow read the article... pretty pathetic
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Ooooh, good find Mrs. K! *mwah*
In that photo, Kathy Hilton looks a little 'downy'.
No wonder Paris turned out the way she did.
"but I mostly just kiss. . . " Let's not spread that huge herp sore around--in this case, kissing is not as innocent as it sounds.
Lie Teller! She should also count how many times she has sex with herself. She's totally doing that in that pic.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by radio siren on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:38pm.
Bitch either can't count or has convinced herself that she is so smart the public will believe anything she says
Paris should go into politics. Where else is mendacity so inherent?
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True! But it would be very inconvenient for me if she did, because then I would have to move off this planet. :)
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lol paris sucks
Her left arm has turned into a penis!
well I've slept with lots BUT I don't have a video to prove my slutness so....maybe she should rethink her past choices. If I see you on the internet sucking a dick I'm probably gonna think "dumb slutty skank", that's just me and my thought process though...
oh yeah, and most of America.
as for me I may be the biggest whore but without proof on youtube, I am just as virginal as Mariah Carey.
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Rosemary, she totally fucked Joe Francis...he talked about it on Howard Stern...then said he wouldn;t sleep with her again, because he fund out she has Herpes.....(like he doesn't have any STDs....puh-leez!)
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by radio siren on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:38pm.
Bitch either can't count or has convinced herself that she is so smart the public will believe anything she says
Paris should go into politics. Where else is mendacity so inherent?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yes, please die already...
Michael K-you are the one who penned the name "wonky mcvaltrex" and now its used by millions to describe this vapid useless idiot-you are a genius!!!!
I think the video was about them doing cocaine or something, I don't even remember exactly what it was about. Can't remember why I was watching it.
I think she slept with Joe Francis, on a video I saw he was playing with her boobs so I would guess yes.
Bitch either can't count or has convinced herself that she is so smart the public will believe anything she says.
And didn't she sleep with - or do other things too hideous to contemplate - with that disgusting turd Joe Francis?
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I watched some of what was it called, I wanna be a Hilton. I thought it was horrible how kathy always said "to the good life". It's not that big of a deal but obviously she probably lets it be known often that her life is good and anyone in a lower class isn't as good,So probably part of why she comes off bad.
Shoe addict,
What wouldn't I do for you?
http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2007/11/celebparents200711
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find it mrs k
I am begging you!!
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I think Dina Lohan knows how to hide herself well. I'm not surprised, but I dunno between Lynne and Kathy. But not surprised about Dina.
MrsK, Anderson Cooper also referred to Rick and Kathy as "dreadful",......hahahah...I love him.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:25pm.
A few months a go I read an article about Kathy Hilton, Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears, and Kathy Hilton came off as the WORST of the three. I'll see if I can't find it for you, you will LOVE IT!
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ok, i don't know then why she would say she hasn't slept with many people lol. Cause I have no idea why she thinks we would buy that. And it's not just the sex tape that I don't buy it. It's more than that.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:15pm.
when will she fucking DIE already? Nobody believes this shit except the dumbass in my siggie
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I believe it!
No, not really.
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I may appear to be free but I'm just a prisoner of your love.
Rosemary, I don;t think she gets the joke at all. She thinks people respect her as a "businesswoman and a brand"
vapid evil whore needs to die a horrible painful death. I am so sick of her!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I loathe this nasty bitch. My avvie is dedicated to people like her.
I always thought she did take herself as a joke somewhat though with her silly poses but she still thinks "you might think this and that but f you cause i'm rich and beautiful and you're not" at least that's what SHE thinks. That's the impression I always got.
I don't think she thinks we think that. It's almost like she kinda takes herself as a joke or something, and knows we'll laugh. Maybe I read too much into things.
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:15pm.
I think paris should take the blue contacts out.
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Nah blue eyes and blonde hair her suit her perfectly
"I've only done it with a couple of people...in the last 15 minutes. The day's still young". (fixes sentence)
Does she honestly believe this shit or is this a case of 'if you repeat it enough times people will buy it'....i mean, that's the whole fucking idea behind the current dickhole administration right?
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Did this woman just compare her vagina to a Prada bag?
I'm sure she was confused and meant Samsonite overnight bag. With expandable pockets...and wheels.
Cheers you skank, cheers
I think paris should take the blue contacts out.
FUCKING LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR
when will she fucking DIE already? Nobody believes this shit except the dumbass in my siggie and her Hello Kitty friend.
FUCK!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
yeah, it's sad
She's only slept with a couple people; however, she's lost count as to how many guys have run train on her.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:06pm.
* I think of him too, poor lil (well obese) guy.
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