Speaking Of Skanks.....
Every night before Wonky McValtrex goes to bed, a dozen dicks slap her to sleep. It's the only way she can get a good night's rest. Well, one of the dicks slapped her in the head a little too hard, because the dirty cooch is talking crazy.
In the new issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine (via SS), Wonky says, "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."
Nobody wants the bag that will make your genitals foam at the hole and that's exactly what Wonky's bag will do. And what she really meant to say before the rude interviewer cut her off is, "A couple of people........in my snatch at one time." She's really modest, though. Wonky could fit at least a couple of NFL teams up in there without lube. EASY.
There's no way she could have meant "a couple of people." Whores who have to duct tape their vagina together haven't only fucked just "a couple of people."
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Parasite Hilton has been turned more times than a doorknob.
ahh she's stupid and harmless! NEXT!
STFU, Parasite. Lying shithead. Nobody cares about you anymore....
The sum of this moron's life experience can be alikened to something so trivial and shallow as a high-end HANDBAG??? Yup, sounds about right.
Well the truth is, we spend so much time bashing her, when we should be bashing some scientologists or something. Paris might be a skank but that's it, she doesn't really do anything that hurts anyone (unless you count passing herpes which she may be careful about lol). I"m just thinking of Jett travolta is all.
Michael K, you are super vicious with her.
I've seen a video of her on a boat and with Joe Francis (of all f'n people!) and him playing with her boobs! That has to be the worst dude she ever hooked up with.
Don't let this ho fool you crazy bitches! She's given more rides then Space Mountain!
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:38pm.
Very funny! Also, she is nowhere NEAR as horrible as Casey Anthony, no sir!
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The only thing I have against her really is the racist thing, that is if she isn't really neglective towards her animals. Other than that I just think she's stupid (in a way that just makes me laugh, not stupid stupid, if that even makes sense). But I still wonder , and I know people probably think "it's obvious she neglects her animals" but I don't know.
Please tell me why Paris is caught being a racist on tape and still she has black friends that act like they never heard those tapes? Does she say "I was young and drunk and am sorry?" I mean what is it???
She looks like someone's working her with the hitachi right in the photo. Dude looks like a montgomery wards clothing model from 1971 with those mod sideburns.
RIGHT the fuckin Ditto. BRILLIANT!!!
Doubt sister can even use regular feminine products--she prolly just has to sit on a roll of toilet paper........
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She can claim she's a virgin for all I care. I'm just glad she was in that audience when Sarah Silvermann told that joke about her going to prison and the guards painting penises on the bars and Paris kept breaking her teeth on them - and Jack Nicholson was on camera laughing his ass off.
So she's not stupid, she just acts that way; really she's a smart and savvy woman.
And she's not a shallow bitch, she just acts that way; really she's just a lonely down-to-earth girl.
And she's not a racist cunt, she just acts that way; really she loves black people.
And she's not a slut, she just acts like one; really she's only been with a few people.
Uh huh.
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SO, if I follow Paris Hilton is not the knock-off. The fact that her short hair is bleached into an odd shade of yellow flanked by only the finest extensions, her skin is cheeto/porn-star orange, her eyes are actually, ummm, BROWN and the only source of noteriety she has come by naturally is getting fucked on tape by the dude pam aniston (known for her winning taste--uhhh, she kept get back together w kid rock and tommy lee--and not even she will talk to solomon's ass) got divorced from the quickest and walking around with herp face (baby refill yo'trex) makes her "real" and "impossible to fake". Btw, the way she became a party girl "heiress" was fucking old dudes who bought her candy and got her into clubs underage. as for a couple, I think she was generalizing to members of the UN, like france, the US, and germany. Doubt sister can even use regular feminine products--she prolly just has to sit on a roll of toilet paper........
Ugh, this whore again? I swear when I google skank Paris' picture pops up.
By "done it" she meant a brown shower--so far in 2009.
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Wow, this is graphic.
That guy looks like he needs an anti-depressant/anti-STD combo drug cocktail.
I'm going to have to banish all my Prada bags now... gross!
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But isn't that why she broke up with that Backstreet Boy or whatever? Cuz she wouldn't never fuck him? I just assumed she had herpes cuz she's stoopit, not cuz she's slutty. Altho it IS funny watching you guys call her Slutty McSlut, sluttiest slut in Slut City, Slutania.
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Wasn't there some fucking or something too on her old tapes with Simon Rex that leaked after the whole storage locker thing? Oh and didn't someone (I think it was Sean Stewart) go on Howard Stern and talk about how back when they were like 15 they used to fuck all the time in hotels? Then there were one billion Ted Casablanca blind items that were reported to be her too. In her defense maybe she meant HEFTY bag? Like one of those Force Flex ones that no matter how much crap you cram in it, it will still just keep taking in more?
Submitted by nocgirl on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 8:09pm.
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Josh Henderson (the guy on Desperate Housewives at the time), and Cher and Gregg Almann's son said to Howard Stern after a night with her he went to the kitchen sink and scrubbed his genitals with whatever cleanser was in the cabinet.
It doesn't matter how many lovers she has had, it matters that ONE OF THEM turned her into Wonky McValtrex.
how embarrasing for the whole world to know you have the herp!
A couple hundred people, you mean?
So I guess 20 or 30 is the new "couple"?
She has screwed Rick Solomon, Nick Carter, Benji, and has been romantcially linked to
Leonardo DiCaprio, Edward Furlong, Jamie Kennedy, Simon Rex, Australian Idol star Rob Mills, Sum 41 lead singer Deryck Whibley, producer Robert Evans (i doubt this one is true), boxer Oscar De La Hoya, and nightclub owner Ingrid Casares (not sure on this one). Paris Latsis, Stavros N,
Randy Spelling claims he fucked her.
That is at least 8 there, and maybe a couple more.
whore said what?
The guy looks like he'd rather swim with sharks than sit next to Wonky.
I think her comments are indicative that since her break-up with Benji Madden she's probably hit a dry patch to the point that even the dog won't go near her. She'll show up in some gyn's office to get that thing tightened.
Lets see,
she has been engaged twice.
she fucked rick solomon
I've seen pictures of her sucking a blacks dude's dick.
she stole and fucked MK's Boyfriend.
she fucked Benji
Right there there's 6, and this is just by not doing any research. Oh and she fucked this dude ... rex? something?
CUNT!
BTW the guy in the photo with Paris looks like the guy with Wino in St. Lucia...I think the hairy legs on a guy are hot...shaved bodies on a man creep me out. Too bad he is probably infested with the herp already. Yuk.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
Luvs it--thank you! :-)
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I was trying to be nice today, sitting here eating my Chinese food and someone calls me a skank. Then I see this shit. I need to smoke some more and get munchies now.
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Who in the flippin' flyin' fuck does she expect to believe this shit? Or to give a shit? Damn, I want to smack the wonk off of her face.
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she's only fucked a couple of people???? hmm maybe she meant right before the interview that day...her statement and dating advice are the finest piece of FICTION I have read all day. Even if we only count the men she has dated "seriously" you still come up with more than 5. Plus one of them is documented in glorious video for everyone to see. 2 people...bitch pleeeazzze that's some funny shit! LOL
re: Wonky could fit at least a couple of NFL teams up in there without lube. EASY.
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You mean: a coupla cities the size of St. Louis...the airlines use her twat as an emergency landing strip for 747s.
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that pretty face doesn't belong on those yucko hairy legs (on the dude not the spooge)
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Her metaphor is pretty apt--I'll give her that. She is a bit like a new Prada bag: empty with a wide, toothy opening.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:33pm.
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What is the definition of a "couple" these days??
materialistic phony lying sack of shit
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Meh, she means a couple of people a day.
You just know the 300 guys she fucked last year are all high-fiving each other and going "Whew! Now we don't have to admit we tapped those flippy floppy flaps!"
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
How dare she compare herself to a Prada bag!? The audacity...yeah, she's probably had a couple teams of douchebags in her...who else would expose themselves to the horror that is her herpes-infested vadge!
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Who is this bitch trying to fool? So we take it that she lost her virginity on the video and then held hands with Paris, Stavros, Nick Carter, douche Madden and all the others? Yeah...ok!
And what's wrong with giving up the 'gina right away sometimes? I used to be against it but that's how I got my current guy.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 7:33pm.
Is Troll Spray available at home parties like Tupperware, or at my local Wal-Mart? ;-)
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Prick teasing bitch. That's the story she told Benji Madden and she's sticking to it.
So...I'm guessing both of them had herpes?
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