Speaking Of Skanks.....
Every night before Wonky McValtrex goes to bed, a dozen dicks slap her to sleep. It's the only way she can get a good night's rest. Well, one of the dicks slapped her in the head a little too hard, because the dirty cooch is talking crazy.
In the new issue of Britain's Glamour Magazine (via SS), Wonky says, "I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't have you."
Nobody wants the bag that will make your genitals foam at the hole and that's exactly what Wonky's bag will do. And what she really meant to say before the rude interviewer cut her off is, "A couple of people........in my snatch at one time." She's really modest, though. Wonky could fit at least a couple of NFL teams up in there without lube. EASY.
There's no way she could have meant "a couple of people." Whores who have to duct tape their vagina together haven't only fucked just "a couple of people."
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Uh, she's only done it with a couple of people? Yeah, and she just happened to tape one of those "couple" of hook-ups. Oh fucking please!
And using herself in a bag reference is making Groucho Marx giggle in his grave.
Vapid, vacuous, materialistic, dog-neglecting, ignorant whore.
God I love to hate this bitch.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Didn't this bitch lie about fucking Tom Sizemore when she was 19 and then a picture of them together surfaced... And isn't there a picture out there of her holding Ceelo's massive wang in front of her face??
I think MKay's version of events is what likely happened.
She would make an excellent subject matter for a dissertation on capitalism.
See, I don't even want the real Prada (or Gucci, etc..) bag.. not unless it falls off a truck and it's free. I like to spend my $$ on shit that lasts like trips, photography classes, etc. But then again I need to be more stringent w/ money b/c I'm not born into a dysfunctional/enabling Wasp clan.
She looks more mannish the older she gets. I love it. Wouldn't it suck to know that any man who has you is likely in it for the perks (freebies and paps making you famous by proxy..)
She's terrible! The faux coquette act is done.
I think Paris only remembers 2 because she was
too drunk or high to remember the all the others.
It's really funny how spoiled rotten bitches wake up one day and realize how they appear to everyone else and try and rewrite video..erm, history. SKANK
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I almost gave two shits once, but I figured I'd better save one for something that I really gave a shit about.
Isn't Rick Salomon one of the "couple of people"?
Maybe she's a swinger and that's what she meant by "a couple of people."
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
She's so ugly. Yuck.
Dude looks like he's seriously considering jumping overboard.
Skank = mandatory visit to free clinic
yuk!
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Oh lord, if anyone's a fake prada it's her...
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Yes, Paris, they appreciate your "kissing" uh huh.
Slag has had more men than the real Hilton in Paris, scabby whore.
Hahahaha I love the name of the picture, thisuglyassskankbitchwhore.
"I've only done it with a couple of people."
However, she does not discuss the various beasts, birds, and fishes she's done it with. No wonder she keeps so many "pets" arounds.
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Who wants to bet she'll get knocked up in 09? What else can she do for attention?
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Hahaha, I was wondering when this would turn up. I read it today on another site and laughed my ass off. She looks like a 40-year-old Orange County soccer mom in that picture.
Yea, she looks like she's really playing hard to get in this picture.