Friday, January 9th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Crystal Gayle (58)
Kate Middleton (27)
A.J. McLean (31)
Maggie Rizer (31)
Angela Bettis (36)
Lara Fabian (39)
Joey Lauren Adams (41)
Dave Matthews (42)
Haddaway (44)
Joely Richardson (44)
Imelda Staunton (53)
J.K. Simmons (54)
Jimmy Page (65)
Joan Baez (68)

Posted by: Michael K


luscious_t's picture

My Mom was a huge Crystal Gayle fan.

I don't know if anybody pointed this out yesterday, but her last name is awfully close to gayelle.

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Jaded - the original's picture

The SEX GOD that is Jimmy Page is SIXTY-FIVE????

Damn; time marcheth on, I know, but still...SIXTY-FIVE?

Sigh.

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Submitted by gucci on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:30am.

yes, she is *hangs head in shame*

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gucci's picture

is crystal gayle loretta lynns sister?

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Angela Bettis!

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dgalvan's picture

Well, what do you know?? Joey Lauren Adams had two birthdays this week!!

TOPANGA's picture

Daaamn, AJ Mclean from the Backstreet Boys (I was 14 and it was a phase, don't hate!) is 31 years old?! Either I'm getting old or he is, I'm gonna go with the latter.

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Salem13's picture

Oh, a country singer from the 70s that explains why I don't know her.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:04am.
"You're no good....You're no good....You're no good" got spun over and over and over on my turn table!
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Wasn't that Linda Ronstadt?

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Salem, she is Loretta Lynn's sister, and had a couple of hits in the 70's....

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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:51pm.
Who the fuck is Crystal Gayle? Anyway happy birthday Jimmy.
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Salem13's picture

Who the fuck is Crystal Gayle? Anyway happy birthday Jimmy.

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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.

Hysteria's picture

happy birthday Joan Baez!

"my name it means nothing,
my age it means less.
the land that i come from
is called the midwest"

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christine the hoff's picture

HAPPY BARFDAY TO MY BABY GIRL CHARLOTTE, SHE'S THE HOTTEST SLUT OF THEM ALL.

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NIKKI's picture

When I was growing up amongst the lush green trees of Jamaica with the ocean as my bedtime lullaby...I would dream of having hair like Crystal Gale! I Loved her songs and would spend hours singing them. Ohhhh the days of innocence....
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Yay, Happy birthday to Dave Matthews. One day we will both divorce our respective spouses and become one, and then our true destinies will be revealed.

Meh, and happy birthday to whoever these other bitches are.

joanne's picture

HB Jimmy Page and Joan Baez.

Mrs. F.'s picture

makes me think of Ricky Bobby:

"I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn anything about driving."

Silvara0428's picture

"You're no good....You're no good....You're no good" got spun over and over and over on my turn table!
Happy Berfday to all the fantastical music persons. And before the crazy set's in
Good Morning fellow Ho's and Hodet's.

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Crystal Gayle's picture

Thank You so much MK. :)

I hope she's cut that stringy hair by now!

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parissucksliterally's picture

Slutts, I cracked UP when I saw CG!
hahahhahahahahhahha back at you darlin!

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No Words's picture

Happy birthday to Joely Richardson, J.K. Simmons, Jimmy Page, and Joan Baez.

Rishkin's picture

Happy Birthday Jimmy Page ♥♥

wish you put his pic up.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

We used to sing "Don't it make my brown eye blue" after eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili.
HB Miss Gayle!

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Brenda Gayle Webb (aka Crystal).
We ran the gamut from country to dance to folk to boy band to Led Zep to whatever category you put Dave Matthews in.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Happy BD to:

Crystal Gayle
Joely Richardson
Imelda Staunton
Jimmy Page

And Happy Frickin' Friday to the rest of you crack whores!

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TexnDoc's picture

Happy Birthday Haddaway - I hope even today when they play you in the clubs to get homos off their ass you still collect at least something.

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bisou's picture

omg thanks for putting Lara up there! She's my absolute favourite singer and object of my girl-crush. Huge happy birthday to her :)

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Sluttsville's picture

This comment is dedicated to PSL, HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Happy Birthday to guitar guru Jimmy Page!!!!

christine the hoff's picture

happy Bday, jimmy page and dave matthews, musical genuis.

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soul's picture

Happy Birthday to Lorettys little sis.:) and all the other birtday babies.

Gmornin DListers!!!!
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moonmaid's picture

That gown is so 80s fabuloso!

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday to a guitar GOD, Jimmy Page!
Jimmy Page solo from The Song Remains the Same

Hahahaha, Crystal Gayle.

Mornin' MK and dlisters ♥

crystal gale has gotta be 68

Creemy's picture

I love Crystal Gayle.

NitWitty's picture

Happy Birthday to all the musical birfday sluts!
Good Morning, MK and Gang.
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Hb Dave Matthews, Joely Richardson, Imelda Staunton, JK Simmons, and Jimmy Page!

Has Crystal Gayle cut her hair yet and are her eyes still brown?

Hi Clarisse, Happy Friday everyone!

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Clarisse's picture

How old is Joey Lauren Adams now? Shit, It must suck to have a birthday once a week!

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