Friday, January 9th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Crystal Gayle (58)
Kate Middleton (27)
A.J. McLean (31)
Maggie Rizer (31)
Angela Bettis (36)
Lara Fabian (39)
Joey Lauren Adams (41)
Dave Matthews (42)
Haddaway (44)
Joely Richardson (44)
Imelda Staunton (53)
J.K. Simmons (54)
Jimmy Page (65)
Joan Baez (68)
My Mom was a huge Crystal Gayle fan.
I don't know if anybody pointed this out yesterday, but her last name is awfully close to gayelle.
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The problem with leisure,
what to do
for pleasure?
The SEX GOD that is Jimmy Page is SIXTY-FIVE????
Damn; time marcheth on, I know, but still...SIXTY-FIVE?
Sigh.
Submitted by gucci on Sat, 01/10/2009 - 1:30am.
yes, she is *hangs head in shame*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
is crystal gayle loretta lynns sister?
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Happy Birthday sluts and extra spanks to Angela Bettis!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Well, what do you know?? Joey Lauren Adams had two birthdays this week!!
Daaamn, AJ Mclean from the Backstreet Boys (I was 14 and it was a phase, don't hate!) is 31 years old?! Either I'm getting old or he is, I'm gonna go with the latter.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Oh, a country singer from the 70s that explains why I don't know her.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 10:04am.
"You're no good....You're no good....You're no good" got spun over and over and over on my turn table!
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Wasn't that Linda Ronstadt?
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Salem, she is Loretta Lynn's sister, and had a couple of hits in the 70's....
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"Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”
- Lily Allen
Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:51pm.
Who the fuck is Crystal Gayle? Anyway happy birthday Jimmy.
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Are you serious?
Who the fuck is Crystal Gayle? Anyway happy birthday Jimmy.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
happy birthday Joan Baez!
"my name it means nothing,
my age it means less.
the land that i come from
is called the midwest"
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HAPPY BARFDAY TO MY BABY GIRL CHARLOTTE, SHE'S THE HOTTEST SLUT OF THEM ALL.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
When I was growing up amongst the lush green trees of Jamaica with the ocean as my bedtime lullaby...I would dream of having hair like Crystal Gale! I Loved her songs and would spend hours singing them. Ohhhh the days of innocence....
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Yay, Happy birthday to Dave Matthews. One day we will both divorce our respective spouses and become one, and then our true destinies will be revealed.
Meh, and happy birthday to whoever these other bitches are.
HB Jimmy Page and Joan Baez.
makes me think of Ricky Bobby:
"I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn anything about driving."
"You're no good....You're no good....You're no good" got spun over and over and over on my turn table!
Happy Berfday to all the fantastical music persons. And before the crazy set's in
Good Morning fellow Ho's and Hodet's.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Thank You so much MK. :)
I hope she's cut that stringy hair by now!
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Slutts, I cracked UP when I saw CG!
hahahhahahahahhahha back at you darlin!
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"Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”
- Lily Allen
Happy birthday to Joely Richardson, J.K. Simmons, Jimmy Page, and Joan Baez.
Happy Birthday Jimmy Page ♥♥
wish you put his pic up.
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We used to sing "Don't it make my brown eye blue" after eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili.
HB Miss Gayle!
Happy B-Day Brenda Gayle Webb (aka Crystal).
We ran the gamut from country to dance to folk to boy band to Led Zep to whatever category you put Dave Matthews in.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
Happy BD to:
Crystal Gayle
Joely Richardson
Imelda Staunton
Jimmy Page
And Happy Frickin' Friday to the rest of you crack whores!
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Happy Birthday Haddaway - I hope even today when they play you in the clubs to get homos off their ass you still collect at least something.
("What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more...")
omg thanks for putting Lara up there! She's my absolute favourite singer and object of my girl-crush. Huge happy birthday to her :)
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
This comment is dedicated to PSL, HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Happy Birthday to guitar guru Jimmy Page!!!!
happy Bday, jimmy page and dave matthews, musical genuis.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Happy Birthday to Lorettys little sis.:) and all the other birtday babies.
Gmornin DListers!!!!
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"Richard: Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal."
That gown is so 80s fabuloso!
Happy birthday to a guitar GOD, Jimmy Page!
Jimmy Page solo from The Song Remains the Same
Hahahaha, Crystal Gayle.
Mornin' MK and dlisters ♥
crystal gale has gotta be 68
I love Crystal Gayle.
Happy Birthday to all the musical birfday sluts!
Good Morning, MK and Gang.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Hb Dave Matthews, Joely Richardson, Imelda Staunton, JK Simmons, and Jimmy Page!
Has Crystal Gayle cut her hair yet and are her eyes still brown?
Hi Clarisse, Happy Friday everyone!
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
How old is Joey Lauren Adams now? Shit, It must suck to have a birthday once a week!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.