Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
George Kistner - Are you over the age of 18? Do you live in Louisville, KY? Is your vagina clean and wart free? Do you not have a man? Are you really fucking desperate? If the answer is yes to all those questions, then I have the "free face" for you! George Kistner has a website offering to suck the poon of any ladies who meet his requirements. HA. Yes, he has requirements. And he's also an Ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church! So you will be getting a holy experience.
Click here to visit his site to read his terms, learn more about him and apply (you know you want to). Shit. I'd sit on his face just to cover it up.
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Morning NitWittyWitty! LOL
Farrah!!!mah love♥
Hi CTH!!! How is you this mornin'
And everyone happy Hump day!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:41am.
Stamp collection! Stamp collection!
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I know where he can get them licked!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
So when can we expect a "Testimonials" page?
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:21am.
Dude, no, just no. He's skeevy just to look at, why would you get naked for him? Ugh.
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You don't need to get naked. You can wear one of those pairs of crotchless panties that they make. I found a pair of those in my moms drawer when I was little and loved to snoop around. Ok, I still do, but anyway, I was a bit confused by them.
This comment was my favorite, on his site:
"...I have been out of practice for a while..."
Uhhhhmmmm....errrrr....
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:36am.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:27am.
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*ponders if Sheeps would be interested in obtaining a sword collection?*
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Stamp collection! Stamp collection!
Submitted by Newportjoey on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:12am.
Christine, I am telling Mr. Hoff......Jane Hudson.
I applied as a sixty nine year old redneck with many extra pounds.
I can't wait to get my email.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:36am.
*ponders if Sheeps would be interested in obtaining a sword collection?*
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*ponders if Sheeps would be interested in obtaining a Transformers collection?*
MORNING, MISS PRISS!! ♥
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Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:35am.
bwahahahaha!!!
first off, he needs to give that damn website a makeover. I hate that cheesey animation he has on there. It looks sleazy.
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Mornin' Miss Priss. LOL! The cheesy animation is the least of this dudes problems!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
OMFG who the hell puts alkaseltzer in their hello kitty and electricity what kinda girls is this dude hanging with?!?!? Well apparently all the women are classy cause he's real picky, he he.
Seriously he needs to put the comments about his performance on his page, now that I would love to read about, can you imagine?
Swing like you mean it!
and those are lady lips on there. Hohan is this you pretending to be some dude
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:27am.
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*ponders if Sheeps would be interested in obtaining a sword collection?*
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
bwahahahaha!!!
first off, he needs to give that damn website a makeover. I hate that cheesey animation he has on there. It looks sleazy.
GOOD MORNING ALL!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
@Nitty & DeeDee:
we just need to tell Sheeps we're sending him to Louisville for some nerdy stuff... bwahahaha!!
We should start a fund!
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Tolerance Through Education
Laugh now, but this guy was voted in the Top Three Businesses run out of Lucky's Trailer Park. Close second to the guy with the meth lab and just ahead of kid with the chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
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"'Slutty Party Girl' is fun until she pukes on your shoes, then she's just a pain in the ass."
I wonder if he has had any takers, though I can probably answer that question myself (no).
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LMAO Farrah!
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:20am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:17am.
I'll let you do that one. I know I can take Dee, not so sure about Slutty!
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mm.. good point. She'll probably cuttabeesh.
Let's sign Sheeps up! LOL!!
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LMAOOOO...I'll even spring for his airfare to KY!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Dude, no, just no. He's skeevy just to look at, why would you get naked for him? Ugh.
Nitty! His chin pubes look just like your ass hairs! It's a match made in Dlisted heaven!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:17am.
I'll let you do that one. I know I can take Dee, not so sure about Slutty!
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mm.. good point. She'll probably cuttabeesh.
Let's sign Sheeps up! LOL!!
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:14am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:10am.
I just finished signing DeeDee up. She'll thank me later, I'm sure.
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aww, that's true friendship!
we should sign up Slutts as well.
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I'll let you do that one. I know I can take Dee, not so sure about Slutty!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Hell no. I'd rather hire a decent callboy.
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:10am.
I just finished signing DeeDee up. She'll thank me later, I'm sure.
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aww, that's true friendship!
we should sign up Slutts as well.
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Tolerance Through Education
this is madness! I should have sent this link on to you months ago!!! I live close to this skeezer and know someone who knows him...evidently, if it wasn't apparent enough already, he's not the brightest crayon in the box. Sadly most dudes in Louisville have this just been meth kissed look.
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snicklefritz.
Ok--I admit it, I checked out the website! I am not desperate, just too curious for my own good sometimes!
I do have a question though... There is a drop down menu at the end and it asks what one likes with oral sex: such as Altoids, Alka Seltzer, Pop Rocks....
Ummm,....is this included in the price, or do we have to supply our own??
references, dude. we need references.
Christine, I am telling Mr. Hoff......Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He should hook up with Caption this ass chaps lady. That would be hwat.
I just finished signing DeeDee up. She'll thank me later, I'm sure.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by Slut Alert on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:08am.
LoLo??
Comingback??
*flashbacks*
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Tolerance Through Education
DANGER DANGER, YOU ARE ALL IN DANGER
DO NOT APPROACH, SUSPECT'S TONGUE IS WHISKING AT AN ALARMING RATE. HYDROGEN COLLIDER, PUSSY GO BANG
COME BACK PUSSY CAT, OFFICER DOWN, PUSSY DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP, CODE SEXY
MEE MAW MEE MAW MEE MAW MEE MAW
In his about me area:
"Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession) "
Speaks volumes...
Oh, it's probably a joke by a hacker or something.
What a sick fuck.
okay, I applied. as a joke. love it.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Okay, on the application he asks, "Do you like any of these other things used on you or done while you are receiving oral?" and one of the options is Pop Rocks. I'm sorry...what?
AND if you receive oral involving Pop Rocks while drinking a Coke, do you explode?
You know "attractive" is such an ambiguous term, he means "have a pulse" I'm sure
i'm pretty tempted to sign up and tell him to meet me at 451 Baxter Ave. ....
That's the morgue.
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Tolerance Through Education
he has standards!
funny, considering he has to get pussy on the internet.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:54am.
LOL! You don't owe me a thing, it was the natural conclusion. The whole beard thing just adds another layer of creepiness to this douche, but I'm thinking it might be too early to go "there."
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So true! :D
He kind of reminds me of Kid Rock...
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:51am.
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LOL! You don't owe me a thing, it was the natural conclusion. The whole beard thing just adds another layer of creepiness to this douche, but I'm thinking it might be too early to go "there."
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
The best part of this site is when he says he collects Transformers ("the toys" and that his sword and weapon collection is out of his possession temporarily - probably a good thing. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
Another new thread Mk? Cuz this is no HSOTD, IMHO.
His site says you can contact him in his parents' basement.
(edit: Nit, I owe you a drink. ;) )
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
just when you think you've seen it all....
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Tolerance Through Education
His site says the names he goes by are George, Vampire Lord and God. Bwhahahaha..His collections include transformers (the toys) and Swords!! You just know he lives in his grammie's basement!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
That is so damn gross. Notice how the women have to be attractive. What a jerkoff.
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08