SJP Is Ready To Gallop Away!
SJP has had it with Matthew Broderick's lies, cheating and drama! Well, that's what you deal with when you're shacking up with a gay. And she also probably got sick of his fresh dick cheddar breath and constant use of jazz hands. Seriously, I picture Matthew Broderick using jazz hands for everything. When he says "good morning," when he says "goodnight" and especially when he pops one. Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy.
SJP is getting sick of all that drama queen shit, so she's moving the fuck out of their big gay townhouse. That's what Star Magazine claims anyway. Their sources said SJP has hired a broker and is looking for her own apartment. "Sarah's not stupid. She knows exactly what's going on. For a while it was easier for her to stay than go through a harsh divorce. They're essentially living separate lives. They spent the holidays with him, pretending to be happy. SJP is a great actress when she has to be!"
I wish I could make a bitch about that "great actress" comment, but even I have to admit that her performance in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun was riveting.
Why does she have to move out?! Isn't she's the one who's putting carrots and sugar cubes on the table? Besides, it wasn't cheap to install that stable and trough in the basement. He should get his jazz hand-loving ass out of there and into a Chelsea studio with a small kitchenette like a real gay!
And it makes sense that Miley's "first kiss" is with a homo dude's chin.
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Submitted by UKer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:54am.
yes but is there proof that he's gay?????????
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if Ricki Lake says he's Teh Ghay, then you better believe it!
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SJP and her main gay were the subject of a blind item by Lainey a while ago. Apparently, the sugar cubes are made of coke and he doesn't give a fuck. He just wants to dance!
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I said good day, sir!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:19am.
Awww, I feel a little bad for her. It's not like she's gonna have a bunch of straight guys lining up for a chance at her. At least she has her millions to keep her warm at night.
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Not gonna have a bunch of straight guys lining up for her? Really? I remember her back in the day before Matthew and she was dating the likes of John F. Kennedy Jr. - hot and sexy as they come!
point made.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:52am.
Ah, well. I'll just have to send my hate waves towards both of them via real-nameness. I have pet names for those who I really really dislike.
On topic: I used to have such a crush on Brodrick in Ladyhawk. You can't hate on a fetus Brodrick.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:52am.
Miley's first kiss is very christian y'all
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yeah, but the blowjob she later gave screams catholic. LOL
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ubmitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:52am.
Ever been there? Huh? They're PRICKS!!!
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yes, i've been there. I hate the snow, so i spent most of the time way too stoned to notice a damn thing about it.
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yes but is there proof that he's gay?????????
don't get me wrong, I couldn't care less if he were, in fact I'd probably love him even more if he were gay, because I'm a total fruit fly(don't like faghag) but if you're gonna say that someone is gay, then could we please have some pointers as to why you might think he's gay!!
just sayin....
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Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:48am.
Ever been there? Huh? They're PRICKS!!! I used to live about 45 minutes from there on I-70 and my sister worked at a grocery store. Some Vail prick came up to her and said "oh, it must suck to work in such a place as this!" My sister shot back "At least I get to live here and be stuck in traffic every GD weekend!" Good thing it was my sister because I would have kicked this guy in the shins. Go to Winter Park or Loveland... they're cheaper and better too. And not nearly as crowded by PRICKS!
Enough off topic for me... I gotta get ready for work!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:49am.
Thanks KD, but I don't have a pet name for Britney yet. You sure it wasn't HoHan?
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No, not HoHan. It was Britney and someone else. I'm actually thinking its Madonna. After a pap pic of Britney wearing uggs (in like 70 or 80 degree heat, BTW) all of a sudden everyone wanted a pair.
They went to see the finale of Hairspray together yesterday and seemed fine...
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=4987
I sat right behind them and they looked happy the whole time!
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:45am.
ok, new avie shows up. Thanks, doll! Fatso was er, you know..
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Jazz hands. That term makes me laugh so much.
Miley's first kiss is very christian y'all
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
TEAM UGGS
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
As I said yesterday, hot guys with fugly chicks or plain janes are very common. Yeah Hugh Jackman could do better looks-wise but perhaps the woman has a thunder cunt that keeps him electrified and she satisfies him in ways we can only dream about...it's her way to make up for her lack of good looks I guess...oh well.
people always say that you know when you're getting involved with The Ghey (thanks ricki lake, love it) and that you should know to stay away to avoid future glittery pink drama. I currently am attracted to this [smart, hilarious, extremely good looking & tall] man, to whom my heart says "mmm yessss" and my brain says "this dude is a raging closet QUEEN you dumb bitch!"
But I still like him. sigh. I'm sure though that in the hypothetical situation in which we were to marry I'd always be giving him the gaydar side eye :-(
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Thanks KD, but I don't have a pet name for Britney yet. You sure it wasn't HoHan?
And UKer, you're forgiven... although thick woolly socks would do my eyes good, but look at the bitch, she's wearing a fucking sweater and torn up jeans, she doesn't need warm toesies.
UGgs are comfy and warm!!!! And it looks cuter than wearing some raggedy gymshoes..when your just trying to be comfy and not making a statement.. I like Uggs =)
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Christmas is over :(
<"could someone please tell me wher the Mathew Broderick gay rumours came from?">
Broadway and 42nd, I'd think.
(guys behind the scenes in the theater say it's blatant when he shows up arm in arm with a stage hand)
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:43am.
I'm so full of rage today
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i kinda noticed that when you so highly praised the wonders of Vail...
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ripped jeans??? and UGGS? you've got to be kiddin' me...so much for fashion icon...guess her stylist had the day off when that pic was taken. I guess she will have to pull a Carrie Bradshaw and start dating in Manhattan again...and he should be the one to move out.
lizardbits- my mom used to work in shoes and she credits Britney Spears for making uggs popular. So go ahead and channel your rage in her direction! That will be fun!
I'm quite sure that was not Miley's first kiss. No way.
Isn't this story about SJP and Matthew one of the blind items?
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:35am.
i was gonna imdb the movie, but i don't think i can get a better description EVAH!
that was pure poetry!
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The 'Matthew Broderick is gay' "rumors" come from his utter, utter homosexness.
Hugh Jackman, while he is my dream husband and is so songy and dancey, debonair, handsome, charming, smiley, and witty...is not teh ghey. So says my perfect gaydar. Sigh. (So, if somebody could explain his fugly, fugly wife to me, that'd be great. Thanks.)
I'm kinda grumpy this morning so:
PSL, I said it first. Can't you whores read?!
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:41am.
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ugg might not be cool but they're fucking warm, believe me if you lived in europe where it's fucking freezing right now, you'd see the benefit.
I wear uggs, I wish I didn't have to but I do because theyu keep my feet warm.
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I'm so full of rage today, I don't know why... perhaps the shitty weather? Anyway:
WHY ARE UGS COOL??? They look like you shoved your feet into dirty tampons and think you're soooooo cool. I mean if you're and Eskimo trying to hunt down a fucking seal, ok, forgiven, but if you're a multimillionare actress trying to hunt down a fucking latte, WEAR SOME FUCKING SHOES!!! Shit!
Bitch makes more than I will in my entire life and she looks like a fucking bum. When will it end?
AND DON'T GIVE ME NONE OF THAT "IT'S SO COMFORTABLE" SHIT EITHER! Don't want to hear it!
*edited spell a fucking coffee drink correctly... DOES SOMEBODY HAVE SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE? OR A FUCKING GUN?!*
could someone please tell me wher the Mathew Broderick gay rumours came from?
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@ricki lake, thanks for the memories!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6pXPHaWM0
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Clarisse LOL at least Hugh is hawt tho
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
UGH, looks like she got the shit beat out of her with the ugly stick.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:34am.
to be fair, this may be Miley's first kiss- mouth kiss. Previously all her kisses were to a peen.
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I'm sure some inappropriate comment about her father should be made...LOL
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:34am.
to be fair, this may be Miley's first kiss- mouth kiss. Previously all her kisses were to a peen.
PSL, have I told you lately that I love you?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Omg, in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, SJP was a high-schooler named Janey in the move. She was a new kid in town (Chicago) who went to an all-girls Catholic school and loved to gymnastics and dance. Helen Hunt became her zany new 80's bff (Dinosaur hair accessories?! SOOOOO bitchin!) and helps Janey sneak out of school to audition to be on Dance TV, a Solid Gold rip-off for the after-school crowd I guess. She makes it to the finals, gets partnered with a hunky 80's dude from the wrong side of the tracks, and the resulting final dance-off is legendary cinema. I heart GJWHF!!! (Yes, I'm a loser, haha)
Snowy,
I do not know, but I think Hugh Jackman's wife has some idea.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
how many times has j.l. hewitt been engaged?
to be fair, this may be Miley's first kiss- mouth kiss. Previously all her kisses were to a peen.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Since Jett is at the top of the page, it's kind of on topic, right?
TMZ reported that the cause of death was a seizure, and that there was no bump on the head.
SJP bores the snot out of me.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
yuck , she must have known what she was getting into. I mean how do you marry such an Broadway show kinda dude?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I like SJP in Mars Attacks she's like "Professor...Chairman...Donald...Professor.." and then the aliens put her head in a jar and show her how they put her chihuahua's head on her body! Good times.
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Miley's first kiss? s.u.r.e.
Jeffro,
...standing up maybe.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Meh, who cares.
And Miley's first kiss? Yeah right! I'm sure that was YEARS ago.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:21am.
Miley's first kiss...LMFAO
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could be. I mean, her first kiss with her clothes on.
@Ricki Lake: LOL at Teh Ghey!!
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One time my roommate was like, "Let's get Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!" and I was like, "What's that?" I've never seen her so excited over a movie except for Withnail and I. Or Annie. And she comes back from the video store complaining about the bitch behind the counter who rolled her eyes at her and snootily said, "I don't think so..." when she asked for it. But they did! I don't remember much that happened except wasn't helen Hunt also in it and they were dancing in a club? I forget because I was living in a state where marijuana was decriminalised.
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mike, I adore Matthew Broderick....and he is as ghey as they come.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I guess it was too much to hope that people weren't going to try and exploit Jett Travlota's death.
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I'm sure Nathan Lane will be there to provide comfort to Ferris.
SJP needs to get herself a real man like Rojo.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Go back and find the Blind Item about the gay/gay married couple with child who had the "contract".