Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Morning Wood
Gayken, stop that! We all know yours are more luscious! - Celebslam
What Aubrey O'Day is really trying to say is that....she's a whore - I'm Not Obsessed
Great. KFed just added another mouth for Brit Brit to feed - Socialite Life
Diddy is like a pre-teen fanboy with way too much money - Celebitchy
Craig Ferguson just ruined his life! - SOW
An 80s themed party is just an excuse for hos to flaunt their came toes - ICYDK
Forgive me father. Here's some sexy ass Italian priests - Refinery 29
Olivia Wilde trying to push out a fart bubble - Popoholic
Here comes another Sex (but only with Replens) and the City! - The Frisky
Salman Rushdie's new piece needs eyebrow help - Best Week Ever
so gayken is post op?
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I dont think, I drink.
I thought Gayken was a woman! Totally didn't even realise it was him!
Clay Aiken totally looks like a white Michael Jackson
(some of y'all do know that Michael ain't really white.....right?)
I can also see him playing Joker in the next Batman movie....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Wow. Gayken looks like kd lang ate Suzanne Vega.
When I first saw the pic, I totally thought Gayken was a female.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:12pm.
Gayken looks like my first grade teacher, Mrs. Bean.
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Gayken looks like every first grade teacher at my school all stuffed into one shirt.
How/when did he blow up like that? I am whorified!!
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Good Lord! The bigger he gets, the heavier the makeup gets. Lots of women around here do that but the hair gets ridiulously huge too-wonder if he has thought of that yet?
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:45pm.
@Hairicane!
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link edited - sorry it took me so long to see it angel_i
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Not at all - if you ever see this:) Work came a knockin' on my door, demanding I no longer avoid it...lemme see...ONT:
Can you believe I STILL din't look at those priests?!? Off I go!
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Whew for a minute there I thought MK did away with Morning Wood.
Where exactly are those priests at? I live in a very Catholic city and there is no way in hell you'd ever see a priest as hot as those.
Gayken looks like my first grade teacher, Mrs. Bean.
Big crush on priest Number 3!!!!
my brain is too foggy to follow the discussion here.
i just want to give my condolences to Craig Ferguson's new wife. you are gonna get cheated on Ms. Ferguson. tsck, tsck
he's too hot and nasty to keep the dick in check. I think you're great, Craig. Just sayin'...
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That queen is so macho, groping that chick.
What the hell is the matter with me that I clicked the link with the hot priests? As a Catholic, I am going straight to hell. Forgive me father, for I have sinned indeed.
HOLY SHIT those priests are so hot.
I am sorry to hear she banned herself during work hours! I heart Mrs. Kravitz. Convince her to come back! We need more people with brains here.
When did Oliva Wilde turn into a mime?
When did Clay turn in to my Aunt?
Why is Diddy so full of shit?
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the end...
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:58pm.
Oh, it's ok Farrah. Though I never said anything about wishing death on her (and I don't)
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i know that, hun. Btw, since Mrs. Kravitz "banned herself" from Dlisted during work hours, i only email her what's going on (i know, i'm not helping with her 12 steps)and she said *whispers*
I LOVE Ricki Lake!
Come on, let's go see if MK already posted something to make fun of or (hopefully) something to drool for.
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What the hell happened to Clay? She, er, okay it stays, looks horrible!
And those priests, oh my. If they have priests like that here, my church would be filled with all the top whores in my city.
Oh, it's ok Farrah. Though I never said anything about wishing death on her (and I don't), I would begin to doubt her claims of being Catholic if she didn't toss a little self-victimization my way. "Boo hoo, it's so hard to practice my religion in the freest country on Earth! Non-Catholics r fire-breathing, Satanic h8rs who wantz 2 eat our holy babiez!!!"
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:57pm.
Yes, Ricki. I will die a Roman Catholic. And I'm sure you're hoping it'll be sooner rather than later, as do I.
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wait a minute. I agree with Clarisse, Ricki is pretty smart and he can be incredibly funny as he can be sometimes mean, but i don't believe he wishes death on you.
And what the hell is that "as do i"??
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:07pm.
But then again, you're right. Believing in Jesus is such a controversial position to take...if it were the year 50, that is.
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I'm totally Catholic (though probably not because it's smart or even reasonable to be)... and really don't want to get into this conversation because, well, it's probably not smart or reasonable to... but I have to say, the above is the funniest thing I've read today. LOL.
Jesus, Clay... you usually gain all the weight BEFORE you have a baby.
Holy shit - what happened to Clay???
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Lol, is anyone preventing Hairicane from worshipping whoever she wishes? I love how criticism has somehow become religious persecution these days. Heaven forbid we try to challenge ridiculous, unfounded beliefs that get blindly passed from generation to generation. But then again, you're right. Believing in Jesus is such a controversial position to take...if it were the year 50, that is.
(I have things I could say about other religions but that would be pretty pointless since this conversation was about the Pope, wouldn't it? It has nothing to do with the Catholic Church being a "popular target.")
Ricki Lake,
I just do not get you. You can be wicked funny and intelligent, but mean as hell. C'est la vie.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
I say let Hairicane worship however she wishes. The Catholic Church is just a more convenient target, because it has this prominent, man-made, political organization. Try attacking Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, or even Islamism in a similar fashion. It's not so easy.
What the hell are they going to cover in the sequel? "The Change"?
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Submitted by bisou on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:53pm
lol maybe, maybe not :)
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LoL.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:54pm.
Yes Clarisse, she handled it exactly like the Pope would! Once you're backed into a corner, give in. Love that special brand of iron-tight, immutable Catholic faith, lol.
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I'd be glad to go toe-to-toe with you in person. :)
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:53pm
lol maybe, maybe not :)
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:45pm.
@Hairicane!
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link edited - sorry it took me so long to see it angel_i
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:54pm.
Yes Clarisse, she handled it exactly like the Pope would! Once you're backed into a corner, give in. Love that special brand of iron-tight, immutable Catholic faith, lol.
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Yes, Ricki. I will die a Roman Catholic. And I'm sure you're hoping it'll be sooner rather than later, as do I.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:51pm.
Hairicane!
I tell you what, I may not agree with your religion, but dammit if you did not handle that well! Cheers to ya!
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Thanks, Clarisse. But let it be known that I erased a whole bunch of drivel. It was a train that was going nowhere!
Yes Clarisse, she handled it exactly like the Pope would! Once you're backed into a corner, give in. Love that special brand of iron-tight, immutable Catholic faith, lol.
Submitted by bisou on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:11pm
"Please don't" ? Jesus is too good for the likes of me?
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Heck no! I just don't think you'd enjoy it very much.
Hairicane!
I tell you what, I may not agree with your religion, but dammit if you did not handle that well! Cheers to ya!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:45pm.
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Ok - I'll do the Pope...but could you edit out that link, please? =) Sorry - long story...
PS. I'm glad you like it:)
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
@Hairicane!
did you grab that link? LOL!
ONT? We should have a big Pope asskissing cermony on the same day we visit the Church Harlot to discuss our sins over Holy Watertinis!!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Those Priests are hot and I actually love her '80's outfit,reminds me of Olivia Newton John
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
kdracofan,
Hugs N Smootchies!!!
I adore Gael!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:46pm.
Haha, well Hairicane, if you don't buy into everything the Catholic Church tries to cram down your throat, that's very admirable. I guess I just thought the POPE, of all people, seemed like an odd starting point to get defensive. I could at least respect Pope John Paul II. RATzinger? Not so much. Cheers.
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Ok, cheers! <3
Olivia Wilde has such an odd shaped, but head she did look gorgeous at the emmys.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:45pm.
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Thanks, Farrah. Sorry I riled anyone/everyone.
Haha, well Hairicane, if you don't buy into everything the Catholic Church tries to cram down your throat, that's very admirable. I guess I just thought the POPE, of all people, seemed like an odd starting point to get defensive. I could at least respect Pope John Paul II. RATzinger? Not so much. Cheers.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:44pm.
@Hairicane!
ONT? We should have a big Pope asskissing cermony on the same day we visit the Church Harlot to discuss our sins over Holy Watertinis!!
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As you wish, angel_i!
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 -
I'm SORRY. Any decent person would find the camps and anyone's participation in it REPREHENSIBLE.
I have not put a picture of Pope B. in my house yet. I am having difficulty reconciling his nazi past.
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Thank you, hun. I'm glad now you get me. I know how important the pope is for Catholics, but it's this particular pope that i have trouble with.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:27pm.
@Hairicane...almost done - I'll throw it up on photobucket after...
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SWEET!
Submitted by Stoney: "The Pope can KISS MY ASS."
He can kiss mine, too.
yeah, that was intentional. but no matter. Ricki wins!!