Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Morning Wood
Gayken, stop that! We all know yours are more luscious! - Celebslam
What Aubrey O'Day is really trying to say is that....she's a whore - I'm Not Obsessed
Great. KFed just added another mouth for Brit Brit to feed - Socialite Life
Diddy is like a pre-teen fanboy with way too much money - Celebitchy
Craig Ferguson just ruined his life! - SOW
An 80s themed party is just an excuse for hos to flaunt their came toes - ICYDK
Forgive me father. Here's some sexy ass Italian priests - Refinery 29
Olivia Wilde trying to push out a fart bubble - Popoholic
Here comes another Sex (but only with Replens) and the City! - The Frisky
Salman Rushdie's new piece needs eyebrow help - Best Week Ever
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happy new year!
Hairicane, you forgot a few letters in your last post...
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:22pm.
Ok, Hairicane. So I guess what you are saying is that, in the face of terrible genocide, the Pope chose to let himself be bought rather than stand up for what was right. Great. Now, wasn't there something in the bible about people dying for their faith in Jesus and Christianity or some sh*t?
That Pope, what a swell guy. Toss him some Prada loafers and he'll turn his head away from people starving right outside of his bewjeweled gates. Lovely.
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Ricki, you're right.
Peace out. <3
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:33pm.
Oooh Hairicane, you're in grad school and have a library card...aren't you the little genius. Too bad the list you mentioned is populated by overrated Book List tripe, New Agey self-discovery schmaltz, self-indulgent 'intellectual' claptrap, and lame religion-tinged-or-soaked fiction. How again was that supposed to be some powerful defense of your intelligence? Lol
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so bitter.
Clarisse: I loved "el crimen del padre amaro'
those priest...especially the 1st one - hubba hubba
Gayken=darker version of Michael Jackson. His face is fucking scary.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Oooh Hairicane, you're in grad school and have a library card...aren't you the little genius. Too bad the list you mentioned is populated by overrated Book List tripe, New Agey self-discovery schmaltz, self-indulgent 'intellectual' claptrap, and lame religion-tinged-or-soaked fiction. How again was that supposed to be some powerful defense of your intelligence? Lol
@Hairicane...almost done - I'll throw it up on photobucket after...
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Ok, Hairicane. So I guess what you are saying is that, in the face of terrible genocide, the Pope chose to let himself be bought rather than stand up for what was right. Great. Now, wasn't there something in the bible about people dying for their faith in Jesus and Christianity or some shit?
That Pope, what a swell guy. Toss him some Prada loafers and he'll turn his head away from people starving right outside of his bewjeweled gates. Lovely.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:16pm.
So your family was what? Jewish?
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exactly. WAS. They all died except for my grandma. I live in a very Catholic country, there are many charities in which i would love to help, like building houses for poor people, the elderly, etc. But when they turn you down because you're Jewish, makes you wonder.
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god Damn there are some sexy ass priests up in there.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:11pm
"Please don't" ? Jesus is too good for the likes of me?
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Oh, great. Another SATC sequel, just what we needed!
Snowy- Matthew Fox. Dane Cook is very average looking.
Audrey O'Day needs to go away.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07pm.
Tell me again, how is discussing facts about his past "talking smack"?
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i'm pretty sure he had the honor of "talking smack" to my poor family as they were thrown in a train like cattle..
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So your family was what? Jewish? Or perhaps Lithuanian? Personal contact with Benedict?
As John Paul II’s right hand man, in charge of enforcing the conservative papal policy, Cardinal Ratzinger earned an unfortunate nickname from his more progressive peers: the “Panzer Cardinal”. Like the tank. Pope Benedict XVI, now 78, had his own brush with warfare as a young boy growing up in Nazi Germany.
At age, 14 membership in Germany’s “Hitler Youth” became mandatory. So Joseph Ratzinger enrolled
He managed to get out early so he could study for the priesthood.
Two years later, when he was 16, Ratzinger was drafted again by the German Army.
Ratzinger worked as a helper in an anti-aircraft briagde.
In 1945, he was put through basic training and stationed near his hometown in Bavaria.
When Allied forces advanced, he deserted the German army — risking death by that act alone.
After he escaped, Ratzinger was captured by American soldiers and spent the remainder of the war in a POW camp.
source:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7576505/
We believe he was not there by choice.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:14pm.
The Pope can KISS MY ASS.
Move aside ladies and let Stoney in to talk some REAL SMACK
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FUCK YEAH!
*runs for popcorn*
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Actually, he talks shit about the homos all the time. And you're right Hairicane, the Catholic Church is the biggest victim in all of history.
Try cracking open a history book instead of re-reading and memorizing a 2,000 year-old fictional best-seller. Reality...it's a good thing.
The Pope can KISS MY ASS.
Move aside ladies and let Stoney in to talk some REAL SMACK.
Clay looks like a big fat lesbian. With brown hair he could be Rosie O'Donnanal
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07pm.
Tell me again, how is discussing facts about his past "talking smack"?
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i'm pretty sure he had the honor of "talking smack" to my poor family as they were thrown in a train like cattle..
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Gayken is one hell of an unhealthy looking man-lady. He needs to drink some wheatgrass juice or something, and he needs to stop going to Duane Reade to buy Cover Girl foundation in "Chalky Lesbian".
Submitted by bisou on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07pm
Maybe if I accept Jesus he'll help me find your point?
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No. Please don't.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:09pm.
No offense, but how is ripping Popeman any different than ripping Angelina Jolie? Both are, in some peoples minds, made up religious icons.
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You're right. It makes no difference.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07pm.
Lol. I'll stop "talking smack" about the Pope after he stops "talking smack" about me. Oh right, right, the Pope is some holy, untouchable figure. They've always been so moral, righteous, and altruistic throughout history, hahahahaha.
Tell me again, how is discussing facts about his past "talking smack"? lol
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When did he talk smack about you?
The Pope is holy to Roman Catholics. He is touchable. 90% of smack against the RCC comes from un- and ill-informed peeps.
No offense, but how is ripping Popeman any different than ripping Angelina Jolie? Both are, in some peoples minds, made up religious icons.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:07pm
Maybe if I accept Jesus he'll help me find your point?
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Submitted by bisou on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:59am.
those Italian padres don't hold a candle to my beloved Georg Gänswein, Pope Benedict's "assistant"
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/279178432_9a69bba1a6.jpg
I'd shag him til he came holy water.
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Wow.
Pope Benedict was John Paul II's (crosses self) spiritual advisor for 20 years.
Lol. I'll stop "talking smack" about the Pope after he stops "talking smack" about me. Oh right, right, the Pope is some holy, untouchable figure. They've always been so moral, righteous, and altruistic throughout history, hahahahaha.
Tell me again, how is discussing facts about his past "talking smack"? lol
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:52am.
Pope Benedict IS a Prada-wearing Nazi. The man makes me sick. (And yeah, yeah, Hitler's youth, everyone did it, blah blah blah. The man blows goats. Don't deny.)
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Please don't talk smack about The Pope.
I had no idea Rushdie was quite so creepy. And that photo of him and that giant drag-queen looking woman and the concept of them dating is something straight out of a (vintage) Woody Allen movie.
Diddy is sad he can pay 750k for some bullshit. But he cant put in 50k on Obama's inauguration. He went fishing for free tix?! What a tool!
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Ho buster #1!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:50am.
Angel_i -- who did your chola look?
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I did it! I'll do that one too. I need a project - I'm all faklempt today! I'm making a new chola vid too. It's SO HWAT! OMG I can't wait til it's done! Can I use this pic in it?
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WOOT. Yes, you can use it after you photoshop it, but beware if the Coast to Coast people see it they might send you a cease and desist letter. And me, too, cuz i'll be plastering all over the net. Can you put it somewhere that I can get the photoshopped picture from a link (like ImageShack or PHotobucket or whichever one you use) or do I need to give you my email addy?
I do not know what any of you are talking about except for Ricki Lake. I am now 24/7 hot Italian Padres!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:52am.
Pope Benedict IS a Prada-wearing Nazi. The man makes me sick. (And yeah, yeah, Hitler's youth, everyone did it, blah blah blah. The man blows goats. Don't deny.)
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i luvs you.
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KD is that Spinal Surgeon Jack Shepard? Or Dane Cook? I can't tell.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Wow, Gayken is certainly not looking masculine here, is he?
Gaycan is looking like the woman he is.
nice sweater too. k mart special.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Good Morning Hot Sluts!!!!
Gayken! *shudders*
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:33am.
Gayken looks like Rojo's matronly aunt who's a little too heavy handed with the eyeliner.
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HAHA YES!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
those Italian padres don't hold a candle to my beloved Georg Gänswein, Pope Benedict's "assistant"
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/279178432_9a69bba1a6.jpg
I'd shag him til he came holy water.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
gayken looks like he sat next to a head shrinker
then sat down at the estee lauder counter
*shudder*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:51am.
OMG, that reminds me. My BF is hispanic, so I'm hoping to not end up with 6 kids.
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i know that beesh! You wouldn't have a clue of what a chancla is!
why would you end up with 6 kids? is he Catholic?
mm.. *NuvaRing's song in head* maybe you should try that?
Here, in Chile, you only have that many kids if you're an "Opus Dei" some really hardcore Catholics that fuck like bunnies, cause they have "as many as the L'ord wishes us to have (kids)" i'm talking 11 kids here..
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KONICHIWA!!!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:48am.
Same. But I can dig it - this could be a fun relationship, actually. What happens when a golddigger gets with a golddigger for his golddigging money....? Stay tuned to find out!
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actually, this could lead to Boot Moves and Toilet Bats again!
You know Brit Brit's already thinking "ahs gon' kick that ho's ass southern style! KFed be mah boo boo's daddy!"
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Are you feelin' me? Thrown a little Adnan jizz and we got ourselves the hottest scandal of the first decade of the new millenium of this generation!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
this photo of the fat Gayken should be in a caption this contest. it would be priceless.
BTW,
Konichiwa Biches!!
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:50am.
Angel_i -- who did your chola look?
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I did it! I'll do that one too. I need a project - I'm all faklempt today! I'm making a new chola vid too. It's SO HWAT! OMG I can't wait til it's done! Can I use this pic in it?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Sheeps, that is correct, although I believe the big point of contention in their divorce is who gets custody of the fatwa, lol.
Pope Benedict IS a Prada-wearing Nazi. The man makes me sick. (And yeah, yeah, Hitler's youth, everyone did it, blah blah blah. The man blows goats. Don't deny.)
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:48am.
Same. But I can dig it - this could be a fun relationship, actually. What happens when a golddigger gets with a golddigger for his golddigging money....? Stay tuned to find out!
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actually, this could lead to Boot Moves and Toilet Bats again!
You know Brit Brit's already thinking "ahs gon' kick that ho's ass southern style! KFed be mah boo boo's daddy!"
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www.va-holocaust.com.
Tolerance Through Education
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:44am.
*phew*
for a minute i thought KFeds mega powerful jizz had dun getting another ho preggo.
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OMG, that reminds me. My BF is hispanic, so I'm hoping to not end up with 6 kids. All of his cousins that are over 18 pretty much have kids now. then again, we don't have any yet, so that is a good sign.
That chic K-fed has is not cute, either.
I think they should rename the show Cialis in the city!