Coke Isn't Evil, Says Lily Allen
We need to work on making Lily Allen a U.S. Citizen so that she can become our new Surgeon General instead of that TV doctor, because she knows what's really good and bad for us. Take cocaine for instance? It's not that bad! That's what Dr. Lily claims. She opened up her rant trap again and defended the evil doer known as cocaine.
Lily said, “The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that's not true. I know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work. But we never hear that side of the story. I wish people wouldn’t sensationalize it. Some people are just bad at taking drugs.”
Lily should really teach a class in our grade schools about how to take drugs "the good way."
I'll admit that my nose has danced with the white fairies once or twice or a hundred times. Hey, it was the 80s! I was in kindergarten. It was the thing to do in the sandbox. Seriously, I dabbled with that shit and I'm not a dealer, a rapist or a postit.... Wait. Define "prostitute."
And don't mind Lily! It's just the coke that's making her babble. Throw a few lines her way, and she'll shut it.
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And some people might be able to do it a few times or even in moderation (I am not one of those. I need to stay away... heart palps, they suck) but can't it kill some people from the go? Like if it's cut with something bad or if that person has a pre existing medical condition? I knew about mine for years so I'm lucky I would never even try that stuff. I don't want to risk it. But what if someone has a congenital condition and learns to hard way?
Not worth it.
If you need help, DEA, let me know. I'll make time if I need to for such a task.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:25pm.
YES. It's the hair/odd outfit/moo eyes...
ha ha
I agree with her that anything in moderation is ok, but I just cant stand anything this dumb twat says. However for those people who are very bad at moderation, it shouldnt be told that its ok.
Deb,
I know some folks who got addicted too...that shit isn't fun. Stay away from the cocaine people!!!! =)
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
@ snowpiece: I agree with you.
Why is the term 'functioning' alcoholic acceptable, but, if one couples the word functioning with other things, it's sacrilege?
Disclaimer: never tried coke, but figured it might be as bad as nicotine.
ETA: I don't think Lily has much in common with Beyonce outside the obvious (being inexplicably successful as a music talent, when said talent might be lacking...)
I suppose England now has a cookie cutter pop star, who likes to say some dumb shit once in a while. Not like they never had any of that.
I mean, look at John Lennon and that stupid 'more famous than Jesus' quote. He had to know he was opening a can of worms, right, right? No?
Seriously, I don't see much different from the stupid comments music stars used to make once upon a time and now. They're all seeking a controversy to promote some shit they want us to buy.
You know I'll bet she is one of those dumb bitches who snorts mounds of that stuff then sits around talking over other cokers and thinks she sounds so 'deep' . Nothing is worse than listening to people geeked out who are talking over each other and having separate conversations with no one noticing. They come up with stuff that is more cliched than the 'Footprints in the sand' poster in a Catholic school principal's office and then think they are
profound. It's grating.
She should def. shut the fuck up about it fer sure
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:22pm.
Coke Isn't Evil. Pepsi is.
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And Mountain Dew. Sure, it sounds refreshing and earthy but NO.. it's chihuahua piss.
She has a Manson Family Christmas look about her.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn she's really short!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Sure, coke is fine. Just ask my uncle who was once a bigshot in the textiles industry and had a mansion in Malibu until he snorted it all away. Dumbass.
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Jesus Christ, she is so fucking stupid! I hope the cops are listening. It's not legal, you dumb bitch!
Does Lily carry around a little notebook where she jots down ideas for controversial things to say?
I did a lot of coke in the 80's. I've also seen it destroy people's characters and lives.
It's worse than heroin in my book.
And this little twit is in her early 20's. She knows nothing, and it shows every time she opens her ugly mouth.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
She must have learned how to moderate her cocaine use every three days or some shit. Spoken like a true addict! Cocaine is bad for the soul!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I guess she's never heard of the term "Functioning addict."
Dumb bitch needs to shut up, take a nap, moisturize and put away those legging covered tree trunks.
Moo, hiss.
*Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 1:21pm.
Please do!!!! her 15 mins were over 2 years ago
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
I don't get it.....why you taking the drug in the first place?????
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
I dunno about cocaine, but I've always been fascinated with opium (I've never done it). It just seems like a "classy" drug, when you smoke it with a pipe and all that...
Yea, I'm retarded.
Cleopatra in the HBO series "Rome" smoked it, so it must be okay! XD
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Coke Isn't Evil. Pepsi is.
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I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower.
can someone shut this dumb ho up?
Of course coke is incredible but not for addicts-what a dumb bitch she is....
What the hell would this girl know?
She grew up in an affluent middle class family. She is involved in the music industry, making mundane elevator music for other middle class people who are beguiled with the working classes, and so seek to attain a little of their supposed glamour by tokin' lak an 'ore fram Landan tawn.
What does she know of work?
Seeing pictures of Lily Allen stumbling around drunk, and reading her embarrassing MySpace blogs is enough to scare anybody off of drugs.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
On behalf of England I will gladly sew this sluts mouth of so the world won't have to hear her "thoughts" or "music" ever again!
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
Well, England has found it's equivalent of Beyonce hasn't it now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Snowie
True. People say if you smoke pot you're a loser. Not the case with me...all in moderation I guess.
Cocaine is too pricey anyway
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Fuck this outfit~
Seriously, Lily. I thought you were learning a thing or two about tasteful style lately.
Do you want to look like a dirty scouser forever, babe?
I would happily punch her in her ugly moosh. Stupid bitch.
Well she's totally right. And we have Winehouse to prove it...
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the end...
Cocaine is a helluva drug!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Damnit Lilly Allen!! Why do you go and spout something like this!
I do not want to accept that I completely accept that this chick is right. But she is.
Some people are just bad at taking drugs.
I think she's kinda right. Some people can't handle it. I know that I'm just bad at drinking so I don't do it anymore, but I'm good at other things!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
If I looked like a Pekinese in a cheap wig, I'd probably do a few lines a week, too.
Busted! Lily took kitty-licking lessons from George Kistner!
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