Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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Steve is a well known - though carefully closeted & bearded - Hollywood homosexual who is said to be horse-hung.
However, based on these photos, Steve would have to palm us with about $200 to tweak our 'interest'!
Steve is a well known - though carefully closeted & bearded - Hollywood homosexual who is said to be horse-hung.
However, based on these photos, Steve would have to palm us with about $200 to tweak our 'interest'!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:22pm.
you've done a full virus scan and run a scan with 'hijack this'?
if you get really stuck type in something like 'can't reinstall windows media player' in google, AND also in google groups. google groups has a lot of help desk answers.
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Thankd for that. I tried some last night and didn't help. :0(
I have decided the best thing to do is hide in my room until tonight when it's safe. *nods*
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
Did we all play nice here yesterday? Are we liking the open post better?
I was out sick.
(oh and you're surrounded by morons, ass lickers and slackers for the most part, and you get to report to someone with less qualifications etc than you in most cases)
...yeah....civie work ain't much different.
girl work is called work for a reason, if it were meant to be fun we would call it play. the goal is to make your paper and try to survive.
maybe next life I can be a skanky Hilton!
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:21am.
Ok, why the fuck is there a perez hilton ad on the side over there?
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you see ads? install firefox and get the adblocker plus extension - you'll never see another ad again. It's a thing of beauty.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
...maybe Imma need one of those government job thingees...
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what price would you place on your soul and integrity?
Imagine spending all your working life in a gov position that can neither be justified nor gives you any sense of true accomplishment. (oh and you're surrounded by morons, ass lickers and slackers for the most part, and you get to report to someone with less qualifications etc than you in most cases)
I'd rather clean houses.
ps and here's the kicker - once you have a few years of that stain on your resume, many private non-gov places of employment will not consider you. You've been tainted and developed shit work ethics. I've worked for 2 companies that would throw out resumes from anyone with long term gov employment in their past)
pps i'm a private contractor to gov.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:23am.
You should steal that pic for an avie, but use MS paint and draw jizz and dicks on his face.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I like Perez's ad. I actually have a lot of fun pretending that shoe keeps going and starts boring in his greasy lil head....
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Ok, why the fuck is there a perez hilton ad on the side over there? Someone else noticed it too, LAME. Hate that pig look-a-like
And u know, looking at these pics, I feel really bad for Steve Martin for some reason.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Government job...funny u say that. Ijust applied to work for the local FBI office here as a administrative assistant. They are looking to fill 3,000 positions nationwide in every capacity. Doubt I will get it, but damn, workin for the FBI! Woot.
Hate cops tho, so I dunno. NOt all cops, but most.
As for people like the one u described TITS, its just a shame. People like me with tons of experience and just aching for a good job like that struggle while some retard sits around and collects great benefits and pay. Shame shame shame.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
is that an abs?!
www.realitybedroom.com
She was probably paid at least 75K per year, plus 5 weeks vacation, full health care, full pension, and she cannot be fired or demoted.
...maybe Imma need one of those government job thingees...
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Hekki, there are some women who, when you hear a man is sexually involved with them, you know he cannot be anything but gay. Liza Minnelli is one. Back in the day, Bernadette Peters. Steve and Bernadette had an arrangement, and he tried to make her a film star in "Pennies from Heaven." It flopped. Later, he tried the same for Victoria Tennant, they even married, but she flopped also. Today, Bernadette is a Grande Dame of musical theater, this generation's Ethel Merman, even doing some of her roles, like "Annie Get Your Gun" and "Gypsy."
And we know who's gaga over Merman. I don't say this as an insult, but that picture of Steve says a lot. It's the time of his life when he should lighten up, but no... he got married again.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:06pm.
need an intern?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
open post: can't wait until friday...in a meeting at work today, the managers said they will be providing booze...getting drunk at at work and staggering home on a snowy train ride on a friday works for me!
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:38pm.
I once worked... well i worked she just showed up.. anyways... with this youngish woman, loud obnoxious type, would have this hearty hillbilly type hyuck hyuck hyuck laugh prior to saying 'i hope this issn't a stupid questions but blah blah blah'. She would do this in large meetings with senior-ish staff. and her remarks were ALWAYS stupid.
I can shoot a look at people that will almost make them cry but this woman was imprevious.
my favourite stupid person remark:
meeting of very senior department heads to brainstorm some high level HUGE sweeping changes to how business is conducted.. this was HUGE stuff. The first meeting to set the scope of what was being considered, what was up for discussion etc. True brainstorming. So this FUCKING TWIT of a life long government employee who probably had no better than a high school diploma (the type who keeps getting promoted just because they are there) the type that should be fired for ineptitude but never are (union)... grr.. anyway they're present at this meeting (god knows why, oh wait I remember now they were a favourite of a dept head). ANYWAY, we've been at it for maybe an hour and a half doing some really good work and this woman pipe up with some input. The only contribution she had made thus far: "whatever application we get should have mouse over help". Stunned silence. Long pause. The conversation restarted. Now she was getting a little angry and piped in again - I want it on the table and I want it recorded that whatever software we get should have mouse over help. This was a completely inappropriate remark as we were not there to pick a software package. We were all there to discuss how the ENTIRE BUSINESS was going to be revamped.
She then sat back in her chair looking very pleased with herself. She was probably paid at least 75K per year, plus 5 weeks vacation, full health care, full pension, and she cannot be fired or demoted. And she's paid with my tax dollars. And they wonder why the government cannot attract and retain qualified workers! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH MORONS LIKE THAT WHO ARE GIVEN SENIOR POSITIONS!
GRRR
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:23pm.
You work for the government don't you. I can recognize your description of a public servant a mile away.
LOL....sadly no! but yes the public does seem to think I am their servant too....or is it slave?
Imma leave John Q Stupid Public alone for today, because the stupid stories are just beyond description! The shit some people actually believe. Simple shit that should have been learned watching fucking Bugs Bunny cartoons when you were 4!
This is my day. Multiple people come up and ask "I have a stupid question" When I look at them like...now why the fuck you think I want to hear your stupid ass question, they go ahead, open their dumb mouths and ask it. And when they are finished and I am looking at them like "damn that was stupid" they have the nerve to be looking at me like "why are you looking at me like I'm stupid?" I'm like omigod...retard. If you know you are about to open your mouth and say something stupid then why the hell are you surprised I think you are stupid?
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:02pm.
some of y'all bitches kill me; it's open post and y'all actually talking about Steve Martin like he matters or something, like on topic and shit. LOL.
As for stupid people stories...I just spent the whole day and half the people at my job were completely DeeDeeDee. Sometimes I just want to ask them straight out "are you fucking retarded?"
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I'm not retarded! Oh wait, you not talkin' 'bout me right?
Seriously though, I don't miss some of the stupid shit I had to deal with when I was working.
Hay y'all! I'm just here to do a shout-out because I'm tired and I'm gonna go lay down.
Make sure you vote for MK once every 24 hours! There were almost 1000 votes cast today ALONE for MK, so let's beat ONTD and show that fucking Pigez that he ain't got shit on the D!
Werd.
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
EDIT: AND WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A PIGEZ HILTON AD ON THE RIGHT? Like that skeeze doesn't have his own site with his ugly ass mug plastered all over it.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:22pm.
you've done a full virus scan and run a scan with 'hijack this'?
if you get really stuck type in something like 'can't reinstall windows media player' in google, AND also in google groups. google groups has a lot of help desk answers.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
*run La pequena run*
Sleep Martin: "Get in mah bellay"!
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ihearthaters: Nah, I think something was fishy about Jett's death, too. I just can't take this at face value.
Submitted by jussayin on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:02pm.
You work for the government don't you. I can recognize your description of a public servant a mile away.
(been there, done that, ran screaming)
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
I have to rant for a sec, skip this post
So I was trying to m ake a youtube vid and I wanted to download a Christina vid to put in the video
but no where had it, not even the fansites, someone I know gave me a link and I tried it now the PC's gone weird and windows media player wont work anymore and keep installing it but keeps saying it wasn't insatlled properly and I have to do it again. I've been trying to re insatll windows for the last hour and it wont.
I dont know what to do anymore, if my dad finds out he's going to blame me for fucking up his pc and I wont hear the end of it for ages. :O(
I didn't mean for this to happen and I'm trying to fix it but I dont know how :0( This sucks.
~♥~He is just so much fun and I have the best time with him. Every single day is a way for me to see life through brand new eyes. It really is an incredible thing for me every day." Xtina on Max~♥~
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:18pm.
Hi Stocky. James Haven has a few moments to unwind before he has to give Brad a pedicure.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hey James H....aren't you suppose to be watching those brats in the evenings or did Brangelina give you the night off?
Submitted by ProfessorVP: "Steve's been married a couple of times, but he is gay, and was never a happy camper about it... Years back, some queer folks started to wonder about Steve when he had a public affair with Bernadette Peters. If you've seen her and remember her, you'll know what I mean."
No kidding!
But I don't get the part about Bernadette Peters. She's adorable and has aged VERY well. Is she a beard? A lesbian? WHAT? I don't get it!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:38pm.
sweet fancy moses. I thought that the 'side note' was a part of andersons blog!!!!
But then I realized that dlisted would have exploded into a million tiny pieces of mk panty puddings.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by iHeartHaters: "That child was full-blown autistic and for anyone to deny it is beyond ridiculous. The CoS does not believe in psychiatry because if people got proper treatment and had healthy minds then perhaps they would wisen up and realize the CoS is swindling them for all their money. No cult likes a healthy mind ffs. Funny the CoS don't believe in psychiatric help or drugs but they sure are okay with cosmetic surgery!"
Amen and hallelujah! (Although I am an atheist, I like the punch of saying that)
If I see a blind person, I know they are blind. If I see a Downs syndrome person, I know they are Downs. If I see a morbidly obese person I know they are morbidly obese.If I see Jett Travolta, I know he is autistic. You do not have to be a doctor to see that.
And while I agree that pharmaceuticals are overused (one of my rants/obsessions), there is no doubt that it is invaluable to many people. And while I believe that nutrition can help and even cure some conditions, it is not the entire answer and does not take the place of real medical care. Those people are fucking quacks and DANGEROUS.
James Haven thinks he would make a wonderful host for you crazy bitches to rant! He even looks better in a bathing suit then this fossil!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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iHeartHaters on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:17pm
Oh, I know, I almost spit out my coffee when i read she "called" the $cieno center.
Well, if it was that easy.....
CNN smells something in Xenu Juice.
There is another post over there about if Jett was autistic or not.
I'm so watching this shit tonight.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
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some of y'all bitches kill me; it's open post and y'all actually talking about Steve Martin like he matters or something, like on topic and shit. LOL.
As for stupid people stories...I just spent the whole day and half the people at my job were completely DeeDeeDee. Sometimes I just want to ask them straight out "are you fucking retarded?"? My Lord, slow as fucking molasses and dumber than fucking rocks. My boss used to think I was the one with the problem because I have stupidpeople-dar, but now even they are like "WTF?" but then they still keep these slow dumb fuckers around, for what purpose I do not know, but to irk the rest of us I guess. Last weekend for whatever reason all the retards were scheduled on the same day I was working, and let me tell you I about bit my tongue in half by the end of the day not to rip into these bitches. You can't schedule mass retardation! I have no patience with grown ass people who act like 8 year olds. I don't even have patience for the 8 year old I am raising.
So do not get me started on stupid people today.
http://www.clipser.com/watch_video/140737
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Clarisse, nutmeg and ginger is it? I worked in cosmetics at Nordstrom for years, and owned several of the Jo Malone scents. If only I still had it I could spray it on my pillow and act like its GB. Sigh. Hubby might wonder about me tho. I fight fair too, sort of. ;) u crack me up.
Can we please talk about how much I hate Kristin Stewart now people? Check out this link. What a dog. What a magazine cover.
http://magazinemilf.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/teen-vogue-kristen-st...
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I just hate it when old, pot bellied, pastey men swim in the ocean.
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Bye! Good
Re:ACs blog about the $cienos...it was somewhat informative but I don't believe jack shit from anything a scieno says. They say whatever suits them at the moment. That child was full-blown autistic and for anyone to deny it is beyond ridiculous. The CoS does not believe in psychiatry because if people got proper treatment and had healthy minds then perhaps they would wisen up and realize the CoS is swindling them for all their money. No cult likes a healthy mind ffs. Funny the CoS don't believe in psychiatric help or drugs but they sure are okay with cosmetic surgery!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Clarisse ~ how's my little butter cookie doing this evening?
Too much reading to catch up on it all...fave smell: jack-o-lanterns burning on Halloween:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:04pm.
Sheeps...don't forget "Dead Men Wear Plaid".
What a piece of crap.
Yes! I kinda think his old stage act, with the arrow through the head, was his career high point. His serious roles blow. The Jerk was kinda funny in a lowbrow way.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:02pm.
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What channel are you watching?
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It's my next door neighbours. Thank gwad, because I can't afford the cable bill. BWAHAHAHA--- it was CMT I think, Trading Spouses?
Pauly,
*wink*wink*
My hubby...LOL! You know, Stock Broker IS a handsome fucker ain't he!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Sheeps...don't forget "Dead Men Wear Plaid".
What a piece of crap.
I thought that pix was Richard Gere at first.....
Good post Bradi, I'm gonna go read it even though this shit makes my blood boil. It's great to know other people think Jett's death is S-H-A-D-Y with a capital SHuh.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:25pm.
This is random, but I just watched a woman shove a steel rod through a pig's mouth and out through it's asshole. Yes, it was for a BBQ, but sweet baby Jesus. As James Haven would say, "Nasty!"
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What channel are you watching?
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:42pm.
Steve's been married a couple of times, but he is gay.
That helps explain why he was so awful in Father of the Bride, Parenthood, and Cheaper by the Dozen.
ProfessorVP, now that's a bombshell! I can see it though, and that was way unprofessional of his shrink to tell others! WOW!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I'll drop this little non-bombshell about Steve, and it probably won't piss off a lot of people because, well, he is much liked in a nostalgic way but he is no longer a star. Having said that...
Steve's been married a couple of times, but he is gay, and was never a happy camper about it. He confided this to his shrink several years ago, and the shrink- totally unprofessional- couldn't resist telling a couple of people. And they told a couple. And so on. It is basically contained, at least contained enough not to affect Steve's income, but there is not much to lose anymore. Years back, some queer folks started to wonder about Steve when he had a public affair with Bernadette Peters. If you've seen her and remember her, you'll know what I mean. In any event, it's kinda sad, that even in the sunset of your life, you can't relax a little and be yourself.
From CNN, Mah Boo's blogs, regarding Jett Travolta's death and the $cieno's:
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/scientology-and-travolta/
*side note, you can comment over there, but it is not like DLISTED, it's moderated.*
Randi Kaye reports:
So many rumors out there about John Travolta denying his son anti-seizure medication we decided to tackle the subject for tonight’s show!
Here’s the issue. Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston are scientologists so the blogs have been going nuts with chatter claiming that scientologists don’t believe in medicine and that Jett Travolta’s parents denied him medication which contributed to the seizure that killed him.
I called the Church of Scientology to find out what is really going on. Tommy Davis, a spokesman for the church, told me, “scientologists … get conventional medical treatment for medical conditions” and “use prescription drugs as prescribed by a doctor.”
Travolta’s lawyer had said last week that Jett had been on anti-seizure medicine for a few years but it stopped working. The seizures returned.
What scientologists don’t agree with is psychotropic drugs like anti-depressants. Remember when Tom Cruise, the actor and scientologist, went off on Matt Lauer on the Today Show about this?
Davis, the church spokesman, told me, “medical diagnoses are based on medical conditions. Psychiatric conditions are subjective.”
And that’s true. In fact, the American Psychiatric Association admits there is no conclusive way to test for a chemical imbalance.
We also tackled the issue of Autism. Jett’s parents have always denied their son was autistic. I asked Davis if the church recognizes autism. He told me simply, “the church does not involve itself in diagnosis or classification of any medical condition.” That was as far as he would go.
You may have already heard Jett was cremated in the Bahamas. Turns out that cremation is not required by the church. The founder of the Church of Scientology was cremated but other scientologists, like musician Issac Hayes who recently died, have chosen to be buried.
The church spokesman did tell me that scientologists believe that “you lived before and that you will live again,” and that Jett’s parents, as scientologists, “believe they’ll see their son again.”
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
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Clarisse, I am ashamed to admit that I saw that episode. Bobby Brown--- it's his perogative!