Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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Clarisse my darling, your husband is one handsome gentleman ;)
Oh! Another random....
I was posting here and I heard some foul mouths (for shame!) on the TV and realized that Dog the Bounty Hunter was on...No shit, oh...uh...no kidding, there is a bondsman named Bobby Brown going after a dude named Michael Jackson. AWESOME!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
@sluttsville, MK almost made me think that ScarJo was preggers with that "over the moon" crap in one of his posts. I hate it when people say that shit too...!
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i dont care enough to watch stupid marley and me for a dog, ok? there's more to life than dogs people! @smitty, you're from the bay area huh? ive lived here for 8 years now (i moved here in 2001 from nyc, before 9/11 whew!)
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If breastfeeding past toddlerness is wrong, someone should send a fax to my mom. She still enjoys a good leche session.
Oh great, another celebrity that's "over the moon" with pregnancy news.....whaaaaaa, Steve isn't pregnant? Oops, sorry.
Good night my favorite hookaz :)
This is random, but I just watched a woman shove a steel rod through a pig's mouth and out through it's asshole. Yes, it was for a BBQ, but sweet baby Jesus. As James Haven would say, "Nasty!"
Farrah,
Breastfeeding is all about connection and comfort and...oh crap, what did that crazy lady that boobs her 7 year old say?
Ok. I just like my boobs to be sucked on.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:13pm.
Clarisse is still breastfeeding me, it's so natural
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Clarisse expresses her love to you like that, and she also believes YOU should decide when you want to stop sucking on her soft, turgent tetas.
Now excuse while i go puke...
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OK nighty night my fellow lifeless peeps
have a good one!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Clarisse is still breastfeeding me, it's so natural.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
zomay: *poutting* thank you hunny :)
kdracofan I saw you had a cold so I will send you soft blankets, warm soup and my DVD collection. Hope you feel better.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
boooooobbbieeeesss 'ugga-ugga'
*pulls open flannel button down*
Come my children! I shall consolidate all of you! Come. Come to the boobages.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:06pm.
zomay : see the sign up sheet under the I HAVE NO LIFE AND I'M A FAT JELLIS H8TER poster?
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Clapping and skipping over to the sign up sheet.
Yippppeeeeeeeeeeee
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
jiggywiddit: *moving eyebrows up and down* you can join us :)
Snowpiece & Clarisse: join me in consoling 'i have no life like us' zomay
zomay : see the sign up sheet under the I HAVE NO LIFE AND I'M A FAT JELLIS H8TER poster?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
@ Clarisse and kdrac--
For love of all things Xenu, cruise over to Caption This and get a room!!
LOL. ;-)
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:02pm.
kdraco,
Come here and let me consolidate you with my bosoms!!!
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
I want console time too. Where do I sign up?
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
thanks kdracofan I feel so much better about my lacjk of life now, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:16pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:31pm.
That's about as bad as the ladies change room at the public pool in a town filled with aging hippies.
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BEEN THERE! Walked in to find a toilet, and wound up walking by an open shower where hippie memaw had one leg hoisted in the air and was scrubbing her cooch with baby shampoo.
As she beat that biotch to death, she caught my eye and said, "Works like a charm."
I decided I didn't have to pee that bad after all, and fled.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
*motor-boattig sexy Clarisse* *come up for air* thank you
kdraco,
Come here and let me consolidate you with my bosoms!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
(holding Snowpiece tightly) Yes hunny - come ova' here :)
kdracofan : can you console me pu pu puleeze? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:30pm.
Jiggy: KFed?
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YES! The Three Mile Island of sperm.
*gags*
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:50pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:48pm.
weirdest thing i've eaten?
- frog legs *taste just like pollo*
- Sea urchin - taste like piss ew.
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On all the food shows they say the sea urchin is posed to be like the best stuff to eat in the world...
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I heard the same but it really taste terrible.
what a slut on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:42pm.
its a bunch of people with no fucking life consoling with eachother
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welcome
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:30pm.
Jiggy: KFed?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
the jizz of doom!
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its a bunch of people with no fucking life consoling with eachother
heyy whatss is this
K guys I gotta go but will be back in like 2 hrs so don't think I just ignored you all!
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Ok...for whoever was talking about ruining the ending of Marley & Me. Yeah, we all know Marley dies...sadly pets don't live forever.
See it anyway.
IF it is anything like the book, there is some stuff in the middle that will rip your heart out, then make it three sizes bigger. Trust me.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Jiggy: KFed?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:58pm.
Any idea who Steve Martin's baby daddy is?
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:12pm.
smitty, i live in san francisco but im from all over, can't really say except was born in detroit, mi...
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lmao.My moms is from Foster City.Dads from OAKLAND.Im a Marine brat.im from all over but spent the bulk either in Natchez Ms. or fremont.
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Lory,
What does meemaw crotch taste like? Depends.
Brittny,
I THINK it's Jo Malone Ginger and...crap...Ginger and something...now I cannot remember. I saw in interview with Gerry...Oh...so's you know, I will fight over GB. But I fights fair. Well, sorta...
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
men cry @ the gossip show's because beth ditto is such a hot bitch!!!! actually, no she's bursting outta her outfits and she don't give a fuck either!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:14pm.
Good summary! I haven't seen so many men cry since my last Beth Ditto show.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:59pm.
oh come on. even i can see that one coming. it's a 'heartwarming family movie' about a dog right? What are the odds it doesn't die in the end?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:14pm.
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oooh..you know what I like. I've missed you like a nun misses her "C" batteries! I'll send you a long catch up missive tomorrow. I'm addicted to the Sherrilyn Kennon books as of late! Have you checked her out before?
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:31pm.
That's about as bad as the ladies change room at the public pool in a town filled with aging hippies.
who knew pubic hair could grow down a womans thighs and butt?
and don't even get me started on nipple hair.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Is Richard Gere in better shape then Steve Martin or what?
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nitty, you can get some tongue and a little diddle too if yer up for it! How the hell are ya?
Sheeps - I didn't think she would be. I am not a big fan of vanilla and that movie looked like a vanilla smoothie with a packet of equal on top, but I do like the doggies and was tempted to see it for like 5 secs, and once it was spoiled I was like, oh, no need. Dog tears stuff up, they love dog no matter what, bad stuff happens, the whole theater needs a hanky. No thanks!
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
smitty, i live in san francisco but im from all over, can't really say except was born in detroit, mi...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:59pm.
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Although, I didn't ruin the ending because I didn't give a shit enough about it, can I still get a kiss? Perhaps a little tongue? *2 squirts of Binaca and Chichi shakes*
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Wierdest think I've eaten- when I was in the philippines I ate balut. GROSS
I was born in cali, but have lived in vegas most of my life.