Wednesday, January 7th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin

It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:59pm.
Can I please thank every single person that ruined the end of Marley and Me and saved me that one day that I almost kinda thought about maybe seeing it.

It was a very nice shaggy dog tale, wrapped in pink, hazy gauze. I'm not an Owen fan but he delivers a dry line well. JA was not very good or convincing as a mom.

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Can I please thank every single person that ruined the end of Marley and Me and saved me that one day that I almost kinda thought about maybe seeing it.

I owe you all a kiss.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:50pm.
That said, I am absolutely over the moon that Steve Martin is pregnant!

hoo haaaaaa! LMFAO!

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Missy--
I looooooooooooove Jean Nate! I'm almost embarrassed to go into Walgreen's and buy it.

Grandma smells-- White Shoulders, Charisma by Avon.

Mom wore Faberge when she and Dad were going out. If I smelled that I knew my brother would be babysitting and he'd terrorize us, lol

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From Nebraska, still in Nebraska. Woe is me. (-:

Actually, I love Nebraska, even though to everyone else, it's like a punchline.

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Weird Food:

On Christmas Eve my fam dined on marinated, grilled venison tenderloin.

That said, I am absolutely over the moon that Steve Martin is pregnant!

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I have a question...WHERE IS EVERYONE FROM AND WHERE ARE THEY NOW? IM FROM FREMONT,CA AND LIVE IN JAX, FLA
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:24pm.
Smitty!
Awesome!

(I have a dummmmmmmmb question...what is a "DH"?)

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:25pm.

Weird food stuff?
I don't eat anything I can't identify.
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Ditto.

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Yikes, I've just added Cutlets to FB. Is it really her?

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Weird food stuff?
I don't eat anything I can't identify.
But PMS will lure you into to some bizarre fooding, Stove Top Stuffing, wrapped in tortillas, dipped in hot sauce.
Yea.

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LOL PH you know how to tie it all together!

I'd go gay for MK. ha ha
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weirdest thing i've eaten?

A raw egg with Coca Cola.. ewww. my Abuelita made me because I was "weak" and needed the nourish gross..

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:39pm.

Weirdest thing I have ever eaten was meemaw crotch
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What does it taste like? Chicken?

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I wonder who those 4 votes were?

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snowy♥♥ ty for the link! LMAO that Perez has like 4 votes but MK is still #2 dammit!!

ALL WHORES ON DECK!!!

I'd go gay for Charlize or basically anyone with $20. Okay, $25. I'm no CHEAP slut dammit! lol

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Who took these pix? I'd like to cover said photographer in honey and tie him down next to a red ant nest. Why do people have to ruin, nay crush! nay STOMP ON! certain people's fantaisies??

*stomping out and slamming the door*

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sea urchin tastes like licking the ocean floor...yuck!

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:48pm.

weirdest thing i've eaten?
- frog legs *taste just like pollo*
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my dad loves them. Well, he's from Spain. Ancas de Rana!
weirdest thing i ever eaten?
- anything made by my ex mother in law.
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snowpiece, SamRo in a wig would be the hotness

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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:48pm.

weirdest thing i've eaten?
- frog legs *taste just like pollo*
- Sea urchin - taste like piss ew.
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On all the food shows they say the sea urchin is posed to be like the best stuff to eat in the world...

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@snowpiece, i get it barely legal looks huh?

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:44pm.

Persia White (sans the creepy CO$ affiliation)
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Ooooooh love her. Makes me wanna have some mixed ass kids so they can "hopefully" be as hot-tot-ot as her....

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For you bitches who can't see Chicken Cutlets' Facebook profile, here is a little screen shot I took.

Shit cracks me up!

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr101/Calykola/Picture1.png

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weirdest thing i've eaten?
- frog legs *taste just like pollo*
- Sea urchin - taste like piss ew.

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Chloe Sevigny!!!! She's hot! Oh and Ellen Page!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:44pm.
snowpiece, SamRo looks like a 17 year old boy

mmmmmmmmmmmm just my type!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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@ parissucksliterally

Damn! You're lucky! I think I hit a nerve with Chanel. Or perhaps she didn't want to discuss the "pending litigation"

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paris herpes: naw, it all fell out years ago, she had a wig for special occasions!!!!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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snowpiece, SamRo looks like a 17 year old boy...I think I'm more of a lipstick lesbian type...

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Geez, I'd go gay for:
Lindsay Lohan (don't judge)
Janine Lindemulder
Gabrielle Union
Persia White (sans the creepy CO$ affiliation)
Zooey Deschanel

I think that's all for now, but there are many others.

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Callan, she probably takes herself way too seriously anyway, at least she could have a sense of humor about her damn self...

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PP is on FB? I don't think I care enough about her to be her friend...to be honest, she bores me...

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I can't stop laughing. My kitteh just totally fell off the computer table!

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@snowpiece LOL!!!! how did you take out the hair between your teeth?!

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As a child, I was partial to nibbling ants and chalk and mud.

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Callan, I have totally made fun of PP on her FB page, and she hasn't deleted them!

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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yeah jellyfish is the weirdestt thing ive ever eaten.

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Weirdest thing I have ever eaten was meemaw crotch
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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If you bitches want a laugh on Facebook, friend Chicken Cutlets. Her statuses are always horribly self-important: "Phoebe got her invite in the mail for the SAG awards" or "Phoebe is promoting her headband line"

If you post something favorable in response, she'll thank you. She also deletes anything negative. I may or may not have mocked her about getting rejected from the Chanel event awhile back.

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i have a cold

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Weirdest thing I have ever eaten? I am not very culinarily adventurous so...

rattlesnake sausage
snails
bull testicles

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I'd go gay for SamRo, ok that's a lie....;P
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:31pm.

I feel ill.

Yesterday, I wrote in the open post about seniors and their STD's, well today I saw something truly frightening and I am scarred for life.
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How old r u and why r u so worried about old people? I saw a old guy take a dump in a video store once when i was young, most are senile or have lost control of their body...but eh, what can u do?

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EvilShoe! That's the best story of meemaw crotch EVER! MK take note dammit!

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Weirdest thing I ever ate: tie between sea urchin, kangaroo, and goat. Not terribly interesting.

I'm sure I ate dirt or grass during my childhood at some point.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:31pm.

Listen whores, we need a pact or something. When we are memaw's we need to landscape each other or get laser hair removal, that bushy shit is no joke!!!

I need some liquor.

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OMFG! LOLOLOLOLOL!

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LOL! This is the open post!

Ok - so now I KNOW this guy but didja gotsta get such a FUGLY picture of him!? LOL!

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I would go gay for...

Heidi Klum
Charlize Theron
Uma Thurman

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Brittny...of course, Salma Hayek has those beautiful chichis! Oh and that woman from Madmen! The one with the amazing chichis! Christina Hendricks?

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