Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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I'd go gay for Monica Bellucci.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
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fuckin Mk is blowing up with his "too many friends"!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:36pm.
I honest to god almost started crying at this list i.e. my son when he was a baby...frankly, all of them are great.
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Aw, well I'm glad it brought back memories for you!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
MK must have a thousand friends or some shit!
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paris herpes-
i tried to add MK as a friend but it said he had too many....
Ok aside from Gina Gershon, def Salma Hayek
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
" I am the size of Two wild and crazy guys!"
StewieGriffin stop wasting my time with your boring bitter old posts. No one likes you and that's your fucking problem, not ours.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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I feel ill.
Yesterday, I wrote in the open post about seniors and their STD's, well today I saw something truly frightening and I am scarred for life.
I was in a thrift shop, and this elderly lady went into the dressing room. I guess she's off her rocker because she took all her clothes off and she was screaming in the room so her friend opened the door (which I was lucky enough to be right fucking in viewing distance) and this lady was naked on the floor with her legs in the air yelling "yeah BABY!" OMFG I saw a memaw crotch I will never forget.
Listen whores, we need a pact or something. When we are memaw's we need to landscape each other or get laser hair removal, that bushy shit is no joke!!!
I need some liquor.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:25pm.
i had pickled jellyfish in japan. it was nast.
Dudette!! Whatever are you saying? That stuff's good. I had raw horse and raw whale in Japan. Weird but incredible. Nasty is natto: gooey, stinky like sweaty socks, sick brown....
I'd go straight for Salma.
@missy, I had jellyfish for dim sum once...it was Hella NASTY! Never again.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:09pm.
I like nag champa incense
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ha! that's a total deadhead response (I like it too)
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
I would go gay for: Gina Gershon, Tina Fey, Dita Von Teese....Wait let me think...
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i had pickled jellyfish in japan. it was nast.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@bouldergirl, MK's been my facebook friend for about two months now! Not much going on there though, FB is a bit overrated, I didn't know you could have "too many friends"...? I have nearly 250 friends, but I think I don't know about 3-4 people for reals.
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:21pm.
It's cool, just playin'
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
We're talking about going gay for people?
Oh, Brendan Fraser, no floppy bones about it.
Stewie Griffin bringz the lolz!!!
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
Open post? um isn't that every post on Dlisted lately? Seriously, every time I click on comments for any given post there's nothing but morons commenting to each other about how their weekend sucked, how their fat asses don't fit in their cubicle at work and other sh*t unrelated to anything in the post.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, doesn't anyone on here have AIM? That sh*t is free, use it. No one gives a sh*t about your boring ass lives so leave the commenting to people who have two cents to say about the story.
That being said, Steve Martin probably has a big peen.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:11pm.
suuuure, don't credit me for your siggie, that's some deep philosophical shit right there.
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Oops. Sorry. Wasnt quite up on the etiquette around here....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Who would I go gay for? Damn. Um...Gina Gershon back in the day. Thats all I got. Chick is hot.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
MK, who the hell has "too many friends" on facebook. ditch some so i can be yours, ok?
MK
love ya for the effort but this open post shit thing ain't working. let's just discuss peen from now on, vale?
PEEN I LOVE IT
PEEN I LOVE
PEEN PEEN PEEN
tigbit, a bit of both
bull balls, in some kind of salad.
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Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:11pm.
Whats the weirdest youve ever eaten?
I ate a big juicy beetle once...for some money. Id do alot for some money....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:14pm.
I wouldn't, even my feminine side has a penis.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:11pm.
suuuure, don't credit me for your siggie, that's some deep philosophical shit right there.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I'll go straight for ScarJo, for two obvious reasons, and the woman who is my landlord.
And now I love Lily Allen, but for different reasons.
I'll pose a question. Hopefully it hasn't been done yet, but who would you guys go gay for? Or if you're gay, who would you go straight for?
For me, I'd go gay for Tina Fey. I ADORE her. Smart, funny, got a great rack and fabulous legs. We could sit around all day and talk about Star Wars and food.
Submitted by Callan: "that smell that's in the air when it first starts getting cold outside (as pretentious as that sounds)."
Not pretentious at all!
Missy, I hear ya on the nag champa darlin
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
TITS: I don't eat them but I do bite them. Especially the little one; she's still got some baby fat (chubby cheeks, too!). The older one isn't as chewy. Or as tolerant.
Oh Clarisse this was no useless fact my love! It was my shining moment of the flippin fuckin day! HA! *sighs deeply* Gerry Butler...my soulmate, also wears jo malone. I wonder which one... how did u know?
Jean Nate!
Baby So Soft!
Exclamation!
Debbie Gibsons electric youth!
All remind me of being young, and my nostrils burning.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I'm back! Class is boring!
My favorite smell: when a fire is burning outdoors, or that smell that's in the air when it first starts getting cold outside (as pretentious as that sounds).
Whats the weirdest youve ever eaten?
I ate a big juicy beetle once...for some money. Id do alot for some money....
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:08pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:01pm.
I got busted for cutting a rose from a public park last summer. Lied my way out of it if you can believe it.
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badass!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I like nag champa incense
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'd still hit it and his 6-month old fetus too.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:01pm.
I got busted for cutting a rose from a public park last summer. Lied my way out of it if you can believe it.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:56pm.
Good smells:
I'll say it again: Babies. My kids still smell delicious to me, though.
Freshly-brewed coffee
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delicious? are you EATING THEM?
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:58pm.
@ Migraine Sally
Every time I see your avatar I hear that scream from the hallmark card.
Buchart Gardens eh? You've been in my neck of the woods!!
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I have'nt been up there in probably 7 or 8 years, but I really love BC. Vancouver is a favorite!
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:30pm.
For me it's those big fat Magic Markers and the ozone smell in the air right before it rains.
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Gasoline on lake water.
we've done this before.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Freshly baked bread.
@ Migraine Sally
Every time I see your avatar I hear that scream from the hallmark card.
Buchart Gardens eh? You've been in my neck of the woods!!
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Good smells:
I'll say it again: Babies. My kids still smell delicious to me, though.
Freshly-brewed coffee
Freesias
Ocean air
fireplace smell on a cold night
StewieGriffin
*sticking tongue out a la Lily Allen at you*
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
So it was you that did all the complaining to MK?
---In other news anyone ever been contacted by Primerica for a job? Total scam!
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:42pm.
There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:51pm.
thats the intended purpose of the open post, a designated place for off topic stuff
sunshine
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The best comedians have always used their bodies as part of the act-facial expressions, farts, etc. Steve has taken it to a new level by employing his jelly belly to get us laughs.
Open post? um isn't that every post on Dlisted lately? Seriously, every time I click on comments for any given post there's nothing but morons commenting to each other about how their weekend sucked, how their fat asses don't fit in their cubicle at work and other sh*t unrelated to anything in the post.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, doesn't anyone on here have AIM? That sh*t is free, use it. No one gives a sh*t about your boring ass lives so leave the commenting to people who have two cents to say about the story.
That being said, Steve Martin probably has a big peen.