Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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Stoney.
I was a pre-teen wearin' the Love's Baby Soft too. I thought I was sessay!
I used to wear Love's Baby Soft in the sixth grade. I know y'all remember that shit!
What the fuck happened to him? Shit now he is just an old fat cracker. Fuck, I am officially bummed out for the balance of the day.
my fav smells
wood fires
the mountains in MT
toast
gardenias (real not perfume)
secondly who the Hell is 'oh no they didn't'??? and why are they winning best gossip blog?? they've obviously never been here.
Thanks, missy. I'll take it down in a bit, it's too long to scroll through. ♥♥
Submitted by pleaseMe on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:44pm.
hahah, that was in the "old school cheap ass frangrances that we remember" category
not the best smells one :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I thought the thread would reach 500 posts before the mouse argument would start. I was wrong. MK should have Open Mouse thread.
jean na effing te? seriously?
haha Im so impatient :)
Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:38pm.
haha, snowy, I was like why is she bleeping out wood?
KD - I KNOW, I was like, "wet dick? damn girl!" ahahhaha
ISLANDGIRL - I liked that :)
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:34pm.
how about...
JEAN NATE!!
==I remember Missy! Now you're leading me down olfactory memory lane. Gawd I think I can even sorta recall one of their TV ads...
Jean Nate Jean Nate Jean Nate. Or something like that... :)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:39pm.
pussy and money trump all other smells
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That's gonna be hard to top.
...wow- managed to get a fist fuck in my original post. gold star for Cammi!
Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
Rant:
I just want to say that the fact that I didnt win was BULLSHIT. Not a sore loser but what the fuck sense was having people VOTE for me if it didnt matte rin the fist fucking place?
ps- I know it was just to get people to look @ their site. but still.... gggrrrr.. I really needed that money.
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Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/
sharpies and gasoline smell good to me too...weird...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I can bring home the bacon. fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget you're a man....anyone remember that commercial?
Missy: I remember that, my Mom used to get it for Xmas LOL~ the after bath splash
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
@tenspoonofspin...she represents nepotism at it's worse. she has zero talent and a big ass. nuff said! your rage is totally justifiable!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
pussy and money trump all other smells
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:34pm.
how about...
JEAN NATE!!
oh, I adore that shit after a shower on a hot summer day, you feel all refreshed and shit!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:36pm.
no?
no one remebers that one?
hm. k.
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Oh I do...it was 'body splash' so apparently that meant you had to bathe in it.
It's right up there with Charlie. ;)
White Shoulders was one I remember my mother wearing years ago....
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
I like the smell of dead skunk...smells like some DANK ASS WEED to me...teehee!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
haha, snowy, I was like why is she bleeping out wood? Which reminds me, I like the smell of sawdust.
Avons skin so soft lotion is the BEST mosquito replant out there....I had to get some before I went into the jungles of central American and not a flea was anywhere near me...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
I gotta say that THE JERK is the greatest movie ever made. MK should make the biker chick Patty a hot slut.
Or PIZZA IN A CUP!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:30pm.
Best smells:
The first freshly-mown grass of spring
My son when he was a baby
Lilacs after the rain
Sunlight in a warm room on a winter day
My grandmother's warmth
A fire on a cold day
Adding: A fresh Christmas tree
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I honest to god almost started crying at this list i.e. my son when he was a baby...frankly, all of them are great.
ok I lied, the smell of w**D is my fave smell
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
no?
no one remebers that one?
hm. k.
:-|
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
how about...
JEAN NATE!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Avon SSS Skin So Soft bath oil...member that shit?
I used to love Yardley "Gingham" perfume. Coty Wild Musk is my all time favourite pong though.
YAY SMiTTy someone finally got some good news! I 'm so happy for you
I like the smell OF MONEY that's the only smell I love anymore, bitches!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Give me your hand, Clarisse. We'll walk through this post together in blissful ignorance!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Old lady perfume: Chantilly
My MIL loves that shit. Ugh.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:29pm.
DQ!
Lord I am glad I am not the only one that did not know that!!
CTH,
Remember "Loves Baby Soft"???
yes and I still wear Sweet Honesty by Avon.
there's something about it..
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Does anyone detest Lily Allen as much as me? MK said Fishsticks makes him want to smash his monitor. Well, I've got bloody knuckles from hitting my ancient monitor every time I scroll by that pic of Lily Allen sticking her tongue out. Had some 15 year old Bangledeshi kid tell me off on YouTube because I said she was annoying. Well, hell kid I was only stating a fact.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:25pm.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar;
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marihuana que fumar.
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Ooooohhh smoky tokey...pass it to the left so I can get on my feet again...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Best smells:
The first freshly-mown grass of spring
My son when he was a baby
Lilacs after the rain
Sunlight in a warm room on a winter day
My grandmother's warmth
A fire on a cold day
Adding: A fresh Christmas tree
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Brittny,
Dear Husband!!! Ah. Never had one of those, so I was drawing a blank.
Here is a useless fact for you...Gerry B wears Jo Malone too....
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Whenever I wear the jo malone nectarine and honey stuff, people constantly tell me i msell good and wanna know what it is. thats enough for me.
worst smell
JOOP!
haha ewwww
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
For me it's those big fat Magic Markers and the ozone smell in the air right before it rains.
Whenever I wear the jo malone nectarine and honey stuff, people constantly tell me i smell good and wanna know what it is. thats enough for me.
worst smell
JOOP!
haha ewwww
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
DQ!
Lord I am glad I am not the only one that did not know that!!
CTH,
Remember "Loves Baby Soft"???
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
smitty, God bless you both.
Sally, I know, it's totally old lady, but I love it!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
DH is dear husband.
Another fave smell...lilacs for sure. Yum
But I think my ultimate favorite is a fragrance by Jo Malone called Nectarine Blossom and Honey.
Ohhh shit ladies and gents, if u smell this, u will know what I mean! YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
My Grampa went to the war
My Grampa went to the way
Se hecho un pedito
mato un ***rito and that was the end of the war.
Well, if we're doing Nana smells, then I have to throw Chanel #5 into the ring. I don't like it on me, but whenever I catch a whiff, I think of Nana.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
la cooch - that shit has nothing to do with me, thanks for trying tho
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Congrats SMiTTy. :)
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
Smitty: Congratulations! That's great!
Clarisse: I'm stuck between "designated hitter" & "desperate housewife" ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:21pm.
I love old school perfumes like youth dew
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CTH! My Nana wore that. We called it "Youth Pew" behind her back!
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar;
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marihuana que fumar.
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Christmas is over :(