Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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This is going to be so gross for some of you, but after our friends play hockey, I lOOOOOOVE going in the locker room and smelling all that man-sweat.
Gawd! I feel like Kim Cattrall in Porky's.
Smitty!
Awesome!
(I have a dummmmmmmmb question...what is a "DH"?)
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:18pm.
LMAO! Poo (I know) is just what would make the Parasite smell description complete! I knew there was something missing!
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Lory said poo! *snicker*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:19pm.
I dont bring this up over and over....this is the first time ive ever talked about it. But I will take it down so as no to irriate those who dont want to see it. seesh...
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Please. Look at how many times you talked about it yesterday. Your memory has some convenient holes.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:18pm.
LMAO! Poo (I know) is just what would make the Parasite smell description complete! I knew there was something missing!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Best smell for me is that moldy, still closet smell that you get in grandmas homes...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by SMiTTy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:19pm.
Congrats! That's wonderful news!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
thats awesome smitty!! i hope you guys are in eachothers arms soon!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I love old school perfumes like youth dew and knowing by Estee.
but nothing gets me going like Jovan's musk.
yeah, I'm ghetto all the way.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:16pm.
I certainly care about Jake Gyllenhaal's sexuality. If he ain't plowing me, he shouldn't be allowed to plow anyone!
And Ted Casablanca is the hotness. As much as I detest his writing style...he makes my swimsuit areas tingle with moist and eager anticipation. Tobe in a Ted Casablanca-Steve Kmetko sandwich....sigh.
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Awright, I guess you're right about Jakey. All I meant was, if I can't be there to hold the camera or give him a fluff, then he can f*ck anyone he wants.
Ted is kinda hot...but his snarkiness makes me NOT tingle in my secret place. Steve Kmetko is finer than fine, though. Yum
Worst smell: Decomposing roadkill skunk. Drove by it with the windows down on a 95 degree summer day. The smell made me gag and lingered in my car for a week.
blooming lilac bushes in the spring :)
heavenly :)
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:16pm.
Cucaracha why are you even talking about this shit? Seriously, you haven't been here even a month yet you're just bringing this up over and over again as if you know anything about it when NO ONE wants to talk about it. It's painful for some and others are just sick of it. Most people don't even know what the fuck it's about or care. So why don't you just
Shut
the
Fuck
UP!
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I dont bring this up over and over....this is the first time ive ever talked about it. But I will take it down so as no to irriate those who dont want to see it. seesh...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
OMG..I JUST GOT A CALL EARLIER TODAY!!! MY DH IS COMING HOME FROM IRAQ SOONER THEN I THOUGHT!!!!!!AS SOON AS 2 WEEKS FROM NOW!! FINGERS CROSSED!!! HELLS YEAH!
<<<<"YOUR OLD AS FUCK,NOT FOR THE EARTH BUT FOR THIS CLUB"!!>>>
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:10pm.
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The desperation of 500 dirty dicks? Muahahahaha! Lurvs it! LOL.
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I nearly shat when I got the mental pic of 500 desperate dirty dicks! *doink*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Blooming jasmine is heaven to me. Also honeysuckle and orange groves.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
best smell...hmm. my hubby hehe
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The best smell? Hmmmm....I like eucalyptus because I can't smell due to sinus infection. Worst smell? Durian! Smells like rotting death!
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Best smells: my little man's head when he was a baby, Yankee Candle Buttercream, outside just after it's rained, food on the grill on a breezy, cool summer evening.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I also love the smell of Peonies.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Cucaracha why are you even talking about this shit? Seriously, you haven't been here even a month yet you're just bringing this up over and over again as if you know anything about it when NO ONE wants to talk about it. It's painful for some and others are just sick of it. Most people don't even know what the fuck it's about or care. So why don't you just
Shut
the
Fuck
UP!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:10pm.
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The desperation of 500 dirty dicks? Muahahahaha! Lurvs it! LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Later, cattitude!
Best smells: 1)the summer air in Door County,
2)coffee and bacon, 3)sandalwood.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:00pm.
since you are being so helpful today, howsabout you just sum it up for me
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Well it was roundly noted yesterday that peeps are tired of hearing about it...but ill tell u and hopefully it will slip by unseen by the hordes..
But apparently she was doing some frightening, concerning shizz to some of the posters on here that was very reminiscent of someone named mouse from long ago.
And apparently mouse was very comp. savvy had set up an outside site on yahoo that d-listers could go to to talk about d-listed which of course she had an ip tracker on to get peoples ip addresses. When people got all warm and cozy with her she started sending them e-mails with malware in them to scan computers to get personal financial info. Using the ip address and the malware, she was somehow able scam people outta money and the such....
Now, im not saying in anyway the dotty is mouse cuz i can barely grasp whats going on as it is...in fact no one is absolutely sure....ill im saying is that a lotta peeps are saying she has been acting very strange and you should be careful around her...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
My favorite smell is vapors in the morning.
It's nice to know we will not have to type: Off topic, kind of off topic, would you please stay on topic, sue me I am going off topic, etc etc.
Now all we have to say is: take that shit to the mosh pit thread. Or: For fuck sake scoot your ass to the random thread. Or: Oh yea bitch, let's take this to the back alley thead.
Feels liberating.
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That's right Mckracky you've been reported.
Surriously, the best smell recently, Shea Butter and Cocoa Butter, I have a body butter with those flavors, OH Mah Gah.
I go gay for it.
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TITS said:
TITS: "I'll let you all deduce whether the dog was on the bed or I was on the floor."
Oh dude, I'm so voting floor on this one.
..and off to work I go. Have fun, people!
How about Britneys vagina? 4 feet wide w/ razor sharp teeth right?
Hey...call me crazy...but does anyone else out there hate kristin stewart? Why is she famous? She isnt pretty, she cant act, and every picture of her she looks like she is trying to hard to be "too cool." Not to mention she is a mouth breather.
I think I hate her most of all celebs now, even Keane. Damn.
Talk about Off topic.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
OMG!!!! IT´S OPEN POST AGAAAAIN!!! LOVES IT!!!
**whatever**
So I begin reading the thread, and suddenly realize that Munchies "Cheese fix" was a bad snack choice.
TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:06pm
I started when they were babehs.
My kittehs are a little retawded too.
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Migraine:
Best smells?
1) Puppy breath
2) Saddle Leather
3) Jack Frost candles from Yankee
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Lory on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:08pm.
Worst smell ever, my ex-boss's perfume. It was a combination of mothballs, cat piss, Berries and Paradise Fabreeze and the desperation of 500 employees.
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If you say "dirty dicks" instead of "employees" you have what Parisite Hilton smells like!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
this is why i didn't ever go to the forum
have fun sluts!
;)
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Worst smell ever, my ex-boss's perfume. It was a combination of mothballs, cat piss, Berries and Paradise Fabreeze and the desperation of 500 employees.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Still with the kitteh smell talk, I smell my kittehs belly's and they give me kisses.
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i even so much as think about touching my cats belly and he goes all 'leg trap' on me. I HAVE SCARS!!!
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:05pm.
Sugaroo, he may not have a penis but he sure does have a hole now.
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*side eye* That's all right, darling, you can keep him.
*runs away*
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:03pm.
I know this is an off-topic thread, I'm just wondering why shit like chunky period blood is being mentioned. That's not the first place my mind goes when I think "off-topic" but maybe that's just me?
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You know how 'off-topic' means 'anything goes'? Well, there you go.
Alright fine.....let's switch it up then! BEST smell you have ever smelled! Sheesh.
Mine:
dead body
No....just kidding :)
I think that the rose garden at Butchart Gardens in British Columbia
He is a beauty! Smell his head between his ears.
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hold me back. hooooold me back.
:D
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Sugaroo, he may not have a penis but he sure does have a hole now.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 4:01pm.
Worst smell? The fruit from a female Ginkgo tree is RANK. It's like a mixture of shit, puke, and garbage
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Aphrodisiac a la Shore
Are we talking about what stinks?
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Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:50pm.
Why do threads like these always devolve into people posting nauseating shit?
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BECAUSE IT'S AN OFF-TOPIC THREAD.
DEAL WITH IT.
Sorry for yelling.
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I know this is an off-topic thread, I'm just wondering why shit like chunky period blood is being mentioned. That's not the first place my mind goes when I think "off-topic" but maybe that's just me?
Still with the kitteh smell talk, I smell my kittehs belly's and they give me kisses.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:58pm.
Sugaroo, unfortunately Spock is indisposed at the moment and will be for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
Yes, I have become a pro at knowing how long it takes to smash one off.
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Well yuo must have done something funky with him because he doesn't have a PENIS!
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
my farts smellz like Fritos because I eatz 2 much curn!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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