Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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Worst smell? The fruit from a female Ginkgo tree is RANK. It's like a mixture of shit, puke, and garbage. If you ever consider buying one, make sure it's a male.
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Ugh. But his pads smell like FRESH STEP. Why/how do I know? I KISS HIS PADS!!! that's how much i love him.
He is a beauty! Smell his head between his ears.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
since you are being so helpful today, howsabout you just sum it up for me
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
TITS!
"jesus! you could have started small, like rotting hamburger or something."
Right!!! LOL! Dirty litter box or something!!!
ON TOPIC: Eddie Izzard for hot slut!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Why in the hell is Perez Hilton writing a book anyway? Who wants to read what he has to say? It can't be interesting, I'd would rather read the yellow pages than his book.
@molotov...
before you send another e-mail to period..er..I mean...dotty.....you should go read the Gordon Ramsey thread from yesterday!
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
harri who is the chola-rized beauty in your photo bucket?
Ivan has lovely fluffy paws.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
My dogs paws smell like fritos. It's so weird. I was told that it's because he has too much corn in his diet, but I always give him food that has meat as the primary ingredient. In fact the one he eats now has corn as the third ingredient, not the first.
barf @ some of the smells mentioned
Hi Steve....
Toonkinstein here. Nice to see you hosting the open forum. Your bod well...you have one that's a good start. I have been feeling stuck lately...constipated....I got a little desperate; even thought of calling a plumber to send up a plumbers snake up my arse to clear up the clog...but some greens and yams cleared it up...feeling better about that.
I have also been feeling a little stuck...thinking of divorcing. I know you have been there a few times. How has it worked for you? I know you get laid, but are they fucking you for your cash? How do you get your mack on without them fucking up with your money?
Thanks for you time Steve. I am going to have some lunch and tweeze my pubes. You are free to join me. I'd be happy to do you...a little S&M in the P.M. is always good for the mind and body..
Cheers!
Toonkinstein
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
Sugaroo, unfortunately Spock is indisposed at the moment and will be for the next 3 minutes and 47 seconds.
Yes, I have become a pro at knowing how long it takes to smash one off.
of course not Deb!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Get off work and discuss my pardon
Chill out and smoke weed with tha warden
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Doing the same so I can remember to vote daily
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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VOTE FOR MK!!!
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
...and smells like a really bad doggie fart!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Worse smell - My stepmom's breath
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled. The dog paws go me thinking....
I'll start:
worst: dead body
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jesus! you could have started small, like rotting hamburger or something.
I'm not going to play now.
you win.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:55pm.
ZiggyStardust, I'm already 'acquainted' with the warden. I'll be there in a jiff.
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May I please have my Spock doll back for a bit? He needs his fazer recharged.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
thanks, snowpiece...there has to be some justice in this life lol (guess I'll keep that new face cream ;) )
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:44pm.
Troll shit, marinated in Martyr Sauce and dusted with cockroach stalker cheese.
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yeah... that is pretty fucking rank!
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
ZiggyStardust, I'm already 'acquainted' with the warden. I'll be there in a jiff.
Pauly Shore,
Call me. Please. You know my number.
I am being held in block C of wing 3B. And please, be nice to the warden. She can cancel my visitation rights.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Snowpiece,
I jacked part of your siggie to get the word out for MK. Hope you don't mind!
DL THE VOTE!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
===Pauly, so do Pomeranians! I sometimes call my wee doggah "puppeh popcorn paws" :)
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oh that's just pwechious.
(eyeroll)
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:43pm.
Do you ever say anything that isn't just revolting?
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Um...yeah, I had a McRib yesterday....theres just something about suspect, supposed meat formed into a rib shape and drenched with unearthly read, super sugary sweet "barbque sauce" that really gets my stomach grumbling...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:50pm.
Why do threads like these always devolve into people posting nauseating shit?
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Because people like la cucaracha ARE neauseating shit!
Now dead bodies and kitteh paws are another storybecause we're all curious about death, and if you've never had a kitteh, you don't know how sweet they smell.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by Jaded_Rose on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:50pm.
Why do threads like these always devolve into people posting nauseating shit?
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BECAUSE IT'S AN OFF-TOPIC THREAD.
DEAL WITH IT.
Sorry for yelling.
cattitude oh yeah, I remember your pic, you do look very young!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Why do threads like these always devolve into people posting nauseating shit?
Pauly Shore
It is pretty indescribable. You just know it's death.
migraine sally: the worst: burnt dead body (and no, it wasn't my ex husband haha)
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:44pm.
hahahaaha! you hot slut!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Poor steve...time hasn't been good to him!
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visit my art gallery :)
http://www.galleryhh.blogspot.com
missy: oh, MK knows I love him lol
Deb: yes, that was me in my old avvie *blush* I felt silly having my own pic on here when everyone else has funny stuff lol
(my 18 year old son's english teacher at parent/teacher interviews last year thought I was his sister and I'm pretty sure he wasn't hitting on me lol)
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled.
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Deer Away. Its deer repellant for shrubs and stuff and its made out of moose piss and sulfur.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Athlete's foot/feet! I swim, but if i forget my flip flops, hello! grab the cream!
MK, for the love of all that is holy WHY ARE YOU PROMOTING THAT FAT PIG'S BOOK?? I SURE HOPE THE FUCK THAT FAT PINK FUCK IS PAYING YOU EXTRA. I HATE THAT FUCKER WITH THE PASSIONS OF PASSION. I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING DOUBLES.
I'VE SEEN EVIL AND HE GOES BY THE NAME MARIO THE TOILET BOWL AKA PEREZ HILTON
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Migraine Sally: What do dead bodies smell like?
Worst smell I ever smelled: I wiped up milk with a dishcloth then tossed it in the sink (unknowingly on top of a piece of mango), forgot about it, went on vacation for a few days. That smelled like gangrene and puke.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:38pm.
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That was beautiful! I've never had anyone write a song about me!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Ugh. But his pads smell like FRESH STEP. Why/how do I know? I KISS HIS PADS!!! that's how much i love him.
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Period pads?? Thats a novel idea fresh step period pads...everytime you take a step, molecules activates to create a fresh floral smell over the bloody, clunky mess of a drenched pad...
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled. The dog paws go me thinking....
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The gaping festering vagina of a prostitute who had just effed 20 men bareback one right after the other....
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Do you ever say anything that isn't just revolting?
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:43pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled. The dog paws go me thinking....
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The gaping festering vagina of a prostitute who had just effed 20 men bareback one right after the other....
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Do you ever say anything that isn't just revolting?
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled.
- Troll shit, marinated in Martyr Sauce and dusted with cockroach stalker cheese.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled.
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SO EASY! DIARERHEA CAT SH*T!!!!
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Husband's vomit from having the flu. The smell did not come out of the carpet for over a year. I cleaned it with my frackin' Hoover Steamer like 52 times. Rank!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:41pm.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled. The dog paws go me thinking....
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The gaping festering vagina of a prostitute who had just effed 20 men bareback one right after the other....
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He went back to Florida for 2 weeks....*whimper* no dick for me for awhile...
Ugh. But his pads smell like FRESH STEP. Why/how do I know? I KISS HIS PADS!!! that's how much i love him.
Can we do a Dlisted game like back in the old days?
How about worst smell you ever smelled. The dog paws go me thinking....
I'll start:
worst: dead body
Mrs G I was told you do it like you were stopping your pee flow....;)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
My cat smells loverly - like Glade Gardenia candles. Here's my lil muffin:
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/ivanthebeautiful/ivan-3mos.jpg
he's older now and has longer fur. it picks up whatever smells are going on in the house. IVAN!
Animal smells??? What???
KITTEH PAWS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
VOTE FOR MK
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Submitted by Hairicane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:29pm.
I know you guys are into this open thread business, but the posts are too fast and the topics too varied to have any kind of convo.
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Ya. It's the attention deficit disorder thread.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.