Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Steve Martin
It's day two of our experiment on their whole "Open Post" thing. Yesterday was interesting. Anyway, this is where you can comment about whatever the hell you want. You can talk about how these pictures of Steve Martin in St. Barts makes the panty pudding flow or whatever else you want. It's whores' choice. Again, if you fight, don't fuck up the furniture.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:23pm.
Well. I. NEVER!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:23pm.
Here's one. Most cats smell like maple syrup on the back of their heads! Check it out!
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Even better! If you lick my ass you'll find it tastes just like candied yams!
Check it out!
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lmao!
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Christmas is over :(
I just ate a moldy grape.
@Deb
But I imagine that they both have the same mannerisms. They are both big bitter bears. And yes, I think the Comic Store guy is gay. A gay bear. Like Perez.
Dogs sweat thru the pads of their feet. So they each have a slightly unique scent there.
Here's one. Most cats smell like maple syrup on the back of their heads! Check it out!
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Even better! If you lick my ass you'll find it tastes just like candied yams!
Check it out!
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
deb: I don't have to let myself go. It's already went. hahahaha
truth though: I got carded buying lottery tickets on the weekend...considering I'm 43 and you have to be 18 here to buy tickets I guess I'm doing okay. ;)
@ Paris
Yeah, Perez writes about politics all the time. He's really liberal too, which is cool (I'm not at all but I respect his side) but what I hate is that he's just like every other celebrity out there (Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn) who think they know what they're talking about. Perez writes about celebrities and hos, so that makes him a master of political science too? He used to be good a long time ago but then dlisted came along and made Perez look like a busted no-no hole :)
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:05pm.
Callan they haven't banned styrofoam cups on your campus!? GASP?! This dude is unreal! Chewing on his cup...I hope he chokes on it!
The best way to ensure he chokes is to wait until he takes a bite (it's important to be aware of his breathing pattern at this point - you want to be on the cusp of an intake) then lean over and whisper you aren't wearing any panties.
Let me know how that works out for you.
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Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I'm thinking about breaking up with my boyfriend tonight. I need to feed off his tears.
christine the hoff: on how DListed has affected our lives:
I have severe chronic pain that has recently made me feel like I want to harm myself and MK has made me smile in spite of that. He's my hero.
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KD sorry to hear about that, how old is she?
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Submitted by PreferentialComplex on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:19pm.
LOL! Comic Book guy is much smarter than Pigez. But yeah, same body type!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by sixDbatteries on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:17pm.
hockeyfan:
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I've had dogs who feet smelled like fritos too. You wake up with a paw in your face you'll know it too.
I'll let you all deduce whether the dog was on the bed or I was on the floor.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
My sister has Asperger's. She was just diagnosed last month.
Later Callan. You have some kooky classmates!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Michael K trumps Perez H... When I think Perez H, I think comic book guy from The Simpsons.
and does pathetic little things like leave typed notes on your car if you accidentally cut him off in the parking lot (which implies he sat there, stewed about it for awhile, then decided to type it up, print it out, and go find your car to put the note on it- yes, this happened).
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LOLOL
He'll be a brilliant lawyer.
Seriously this guy IS Ignatius!!!
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:06pm.
i fully agree! don't get me wrong! it's just some people should not try too hard and this 'lady' was one of them. having her in class was torture and unfair to all the other students. she wouldn't STFU..EVER. i could understand if she had anything smart to say but she was freaking dumb and had no linguistic skills whatsoever.
@callan, he leaves typed notes on people's cars who've caught him off...maybe he has ISSUES of a monumental proportion...WOW! Someone is having trouble letting go...hahhaha!
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I love MK. Perez Hilton is fat and has tasteless humor. When I read Dlisted, Perez Hilton just seems bland and boring. And he says he "takes risks" or whatever. Yeah right bitch. You have nothing on MK!
Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:10pm.
Now I must sniff a dog's feet!
Here's one. Most cats smell like maple syrup on the back of their heads! Check it out!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Barack Obama should appoint MK to his cabinet. His liquor cabinet.
@ paris herpes
No, I have not. I have tried some of their other sandwiches and they are pretty mediocre.
Bye for real this time, everybody! Maybe if class gets boring, you'll hear from me soon.
hockeyfan:
i was just wondering if i was the only person who had a dog who smelled like fritos. i just figured dog food had a lot of corn meal but now i want to investigate!
@blksheep, that might be the reason, asperger's makes people do weird things, especially OCD things like that too...
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Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:00pm.
Who is Ignatius Reilly?
Main character in the book 'a confederacy of dunces' by John Kennedy Toole. Won a pulitzer prize. One of the best books I've ever read.
Only book I've read three times, and I'll probably read it again in 10 years or so.
Good summary from wiki:
Ignatius J. Reilly
Ignatius is something of a modern Don Quixote — eccentric, idealistic, and creative, sometimes to the point of delusion. In his foreword to the book, Walker Percy describes Ignatius as a "slob extraordinary, a mad Oliver Hardy, a fat Don Quixote, a perverse Thomas Aquinas rolled into one." He disdains modernity, particularly pop culture. The disdain becomes his obsession: he goes to movies in order to mock their perversity and express his outrage with the contemporary world's lack of "theology and geometry." He prefers the scholastic philosophy of the Middle Ages, and the Early Medieval philosopher Boethius in particular. However he also enjoys many modern comforts and conveniences, and is given to claiming that the rednecks of rural Louisiana hate all modern technology which they associate with progress.
Ignatius is of the mindset that he does not belong in the world and that his numerous failings are the work of some higher power. He continually refers to the goddess Fortuna as having spun him downwards on her wheel of luck. Ignatius loves to eat, and his masturbatory fantasies lead in strange directions. His mockery of obscene images is portrayed as a defensive posture to hide their titillating effect on him. He has an aversion to ever leaving the town of his birth, and frequently bores friends and strangers with the story of his sole, abortive journey from New Orleans, a trip to Baton Rouge on a Greyhound Scenicruiser bus, which Ignatius recounts as a traumatic ordeal of extreme horror.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
I certainly care about Jake Gyllenhaal's sexuality. If he ain't plowing me, he shouldn't be allowed to plow anyone!
And Ted Casablanca is the hotness. As much as I detest his writing style...he makes my swimsuit areas tingle with moist and eager anticipation. Tobe in a Ted Casablanca-Steve Kmetko sandwich....sigh.
@ blksheep
I have a brother with Asperger's and I can safely say that this kid doesn't have it. I really wish I could describe this kid (his name is Jim by the way) in more detail that could make you all understand him better.
He's just a disgusting slob who dominates class discussions, and does pathetic little things like leave typed notes on your car if you accidentally cut him off in the parking lot (which implies he sat there, stewed about it for awhile, then decided to type it up, print it out, and go find your car to put the note on it- yes, this happened).
Alright hos, I'm off to my next class. Thanks for letting me whiny ass vent. Love you all!
kdracofan
Bebe check your e-mail. I need a question answered. Muchas Gracias!
kdracofan, thank you thank you.
I wonder if the Open Post will stick. It's a good idea I think, at least in theory.
P.T. Bull, whoever schedules a class on a saturday morning @ 9am deserves the ultimate killjoy award! That's just straight up WRONG!
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wow... This is my FIRST ever post on dlisted. I'm excited. What should I say?
I love dlisted!! Such edgy but commical humour.
And what the hell happenen to Steve Martin? I used to think he was ageless - but apparently not.
ONTD has 2,707 votes. That's stupid. Someone's just voting over and over.
Snowy
I taught my roommate, (she posts here as the brandy)
the words to let me smell yo dick.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
PreferentialComplex: welcome :)
Callan, I heard Dunkin Donuts came out with this new egg white flat bread sandwich...have you tried it per chance?
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I hate it when tourist walk around holding hands -sometimes is a family of 5: are you effing kidding me?
LADY I HAVE TO GO TO WORK! MOVE IT!
NY'ers are nice people - just don't get in their way when they are walking or driving.
Perez used to be fun due to his constant slander and ripoff of pix. Now he is establishmnent and kisses celebrity tush and its 50% about him anyway. Not edgy any more.
@KD ..ok..
but, he does have an odd set of nipples. 4 on one side 5 on the other. I just counted. again.
Oh and forgot to mention his habit of chewing on his styrofoam cup after finishing his coffee.
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That's impressive.
I wonder what his bedroom looks like. You get a picture of THAT, and I'll pay you. AND I'll pay you twice for a under the bed pic.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Jellus h8r said:
"there's an ad for his book is on dlisted."
That's just wrong.
Off topic (as if there was one here): dogs' feet smell like corn chips. I don't know why, but someone told me that years ago and I was stupid enough to test the theory. It's true. Unless your dog walks thru his own faeces.
We had a real estate law class that started at 9:00 on saturday morning. If you were late twice, you would fail the class.
Well, friday night was for consumption of alcohol, and every saturday morning it looked like someone went to the morgue and as a macabre joke arranged all the bodies into an amphitheater.
Presumably those seeing me were thinking the same thing. The professor was careful not to notice the lifeless pallor of many of his students, nor to call on them...
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:05pm.
Wait...he actually has one???
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I'd hope so else he's even worse of a looking woman than Gayken!
Submitted by Genital Sherpas on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 3:05pm.
I love MK. I used to read Perez all the time but now that he's SUCH a celebrity *cough* wannabe *cough* it's hard to maintain interest. That, and he writes too much about politics. How do you take a guy with green hair, who draws cum on peoples' mouths seriously when he tries to talk about global economy? I love MK.
exactly!!...well I didn't go all the time, just a few times, but he is an idiot...
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I really hate when people drive in the left lane and go the speed limit! duh it's the fast lane and it's meant for speeding! Then to make matters worse, they refuse to move out of the lane, even if you ride their ass! OR I hate it when the person driving in front of you is going slow, so you decide to pass them, but when you get over to pass them - they speed up!! WTF?!?!?
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@Callan..sounds like he has Aspergers. They are often highly intelligent but with little social skills and tend to be a bit OCD. Sounds like those are ocd rituals for him.
Genital, why is Perez writing about the global economy?! He's a gosship blogger, what does he know about politics? I had no idea he was going down that route...at least MK sticks to what he knows...PUPPIES and Mah Boo! And hoodrat stuff!
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@ suze
Brilliant! I love it!
@ paris herpes
It's Dunkin Donuts coffee he's getting off-campus, that why.
Submitted by blksheep on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:56pm.
For the love of Adam West, Someone explain the dog nipples thing please!
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Ok, that is the same as asking why to MEN have nipples. And I don't think they have an odd number of nipples, you probably just missed one. AND puppies DO have umbilical cords, just like kittens.