Hold Me Back
Nobody makes me want to do harm to my laptop monitor the way Fishsticks Paltrow does. But I have to take a deep breath, stuff an Oreo Cakester in my mouth and realize it's just the messenger. I really should torture a big plate of Gorton's.
So, you know what Fishy thinks of those who don't like her big, steaming pile of maggot covered poop called GOOP? She feels sorry for you. It gets better. She said, "I think part of the problem is people get a hit of energy when they are negative about something, and it is a very detrimental way for them to get that hit of energy. They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them."
All the energy I get from absolutely despising this hag isn't going to help me pull the stick lodged in her tight ass, because it's there forever. And the stick is who I feel sorry for the most. That stick has to put up with her runny caca for the rest of its days. Her asshole could bawl brown tears every second of the day from her stupid ass detoxing and that stick would still not fall out.
And let me just sprinkle a little more of her pretentious butt nuggets on you. When asked why she decided to start a newsletter where she can talk about drinking a half-cup of castor oil to get the shit going and her favorite $10 million cashmere toe covers, she said, "I have this incredible, blessed, sometimes difficult, very lucky, very unique life, and I've gotten to travel all over the place and to work and live in different cities. … I go on tour with my husband and go to cities I would never necessarily go to. So I started accruing all of this information. I am the person my friends call when they want to know: "I am redoing this bathroom, and I want a sink that looks midcentury, but a contemporary version of a midcentury. Where should I go?" or "How do I make your (recipes)?" … I thought this would be a fun, creative way to share with friends."
Oh. My. God. For someone who promotes eating seeds and grass to stay healthy, this bitch really makes me want to eat a jumbo bowl of sugar, preservatives and fat. And that's what I'm going to do right now to keep me from strangling an innocent fishstick.
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Truth is, her career is dead as a doornail, and she's only flapping her gums to stay in the news. She's the one that's sad with her platitudes and flailing marriage.
I really like her mother, but that doesn't mean I like the spawn. Same with Goldie Hawn and her monster.
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"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Can you guys take her home already? ugh.
it's so annoying when skinny bitches talk about losing weight
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Submitted by Haribo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:24pm.
dammit! where are you? in a restroom?
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Lol! Thats what it smells like in Fishys living room!?!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
What is her logic for naming the site "Goop"?
My cats name is Goopy/Goop because when I found her should was covered in goop, so, the name made sense but for her website it seems retarded. Oh well, poor cult members... I think they all loose they're brains after being brainwashed.
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It ain't easy being cheesey!
Forget the verbal caca, she was actually talking about detoxing and bowel movements on her blog.
I always thought she was really pretty...WTF happened? And when did she get so irritating?
why do you guys wonder why gwen is such a cunt?! she's friends with vadge. what did you expect!?
I like some of her movies, and that's the only good thing I can say.
The sad thing is that she has a clone out there in the average joe-schmoe world. I worked with this woman who spoke exactly like her and had the same flat blonde hair and entitled attitude. It's frightening to think there could be more lurking around...
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:24pm.
dammit! where are you? in a restroom?
Her mother, Blythe Danner, looks better than Fishsticks.
Everyone doesn't age well.
I tried one of the recipe's on Goop...it wasn't half bad...and cooked? I thought she didn't eat cooked food...anywho, Fishticks is annoyingly pretentious as hell, it's a wonder that Chris Martin is still with her, but they're both pretty bad so I'm not surprised they sleep in seperate beds or whatever.
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Fuck!!! I had a delicious plate on Indian food in front of me but im too distracted! It smells like Fish and Diahrrhea all over the fucking place but in some ways its ok, i feel sorry for this ugly emaciated cunt and her failed marriage. Hope Apple writes a big juicy one.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
@LOVE ANDERSON
I have seen that commercial and it would be a good commercial if she didn't annoy the piss out of me.
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Yup. That AMEX commercial pisses me off.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
when she's not made up she looks like an average woman.
Can she and Chris Martin get divorced already?!?!? I seriously doesn't know how he does it. He is a fucking saint!
Miss P I love BD too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Yes, nothing screams 'happiness' like this uptight harridan's strained smile and tired, dead eyes. She is the perfect vision of happiness, sitting alone in her London mansion, amidst a failing marriage, dead sex drive, overprotected daughter, and severe aversion to cooked foods.
Why didn't I think of it earlier? Clearly someone who washes her hands 30 times a day and obsesses about germs on her bar of soap is a touchstone for how to own one's life.
How lovely to find out she adores her life so much. I guess nowhere in there does she feel the need to point out the opportunities she was afforded came completely because of her famous and powerful parents.
PS I had a professor in college who went to the same snooty prep school in Manhattan as her. My professor was probably the kindest woman you could ever meet, but had nothing but nasty things to say about this vile bitch. Aside from being profoundly retarded and completely entitled, apparently poor Gwynnie had quite the repuation for being a frigid, uptight cocktease. You know her loins quivered when she said "mid-century," as if she actually knows what she's talking about.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:17pm.
So she's like SUPER happy and sh*t?!
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LOL @ the whole rant.
She's covering up for her imminent divorce from Chris (who's getting sued for hijacking someone else's song). Madonna had A-Rod. Fishticks will have no one, so she had to invent the newsletter. Poor Margot!
Submitted by missy on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:13pm.
That's pretty funny!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Alfalfa wants his hairstyle back.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I assume everyone has seen her in that ridiculous American express commercial.
"I never took acting lessons" or wtf ever she claims.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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It's ok, Fishy! They're all just jealous of your beauty, wisdom and knowledge of mid-century, yet contemporary shitters.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
omfg, I just read that verbal caca and WHAT A FUCKING PRECIOUS BITCH THIS ONE IS!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
You know, I don't hate this bitch. I actually like her and her husband but I can't stand her attitude. Does that make sense? I hate her sense of entitlement and it really does seem like she lives her life in a damn fishbowl. What a snooty bitch, that I actually like.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:14pm.
her "newsletter" is like Oprah's favorite things
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the lamest thing ever - Oprah herself on the cover of her magazine every month. I think that tops Gwynnie Margo.
<"That stick has to put up with her runny caca for the rest of its days. Her asshole could bawl brown tears every second of the day from her stupid ass detoxing and that stick would still not fall out.">
Please be more specific, I still don't understand. You'll have to be more clear. You dislike Gwenyth?
Fuck you fishy!!!
I feel sorry for YOU! You're the one who doesn't eat chocolate and doesn't drink BOOZE! Take that stick outta yer ass and stick it in yo mouth cunt!
UGH!
So she's like SUPER happy and shit?!
I think her mother is lovely, however, go figure
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
oh, the "music" that her douche husband creates is total, utter crap. her husband sucks, she sucks, and her wonky kids suck too. Albiet, not as much as their parents
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:15pm.
,meanwhile she smokes 2 packs a day!!
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It's starting to show, too!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 2:14pm.
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yep.
That's Margo for ya!
you know whats so phoney about fishy?
she goes on and on about being a vegan and not putting any crap in her body and what ever ,meanwhile she smokes 2 packs a day!!
That husband of hers looks like a total tosser-cant stand his crap music...
By the way fishy,Im getting a huge energy surge from writing all this!!!
WHAT A GOTTDAMN PRETENTIOUS CUNT!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
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her "newsletter" is like Oprah's favorite things--crap the average person can't afford, or has better sense than to buy. And her dumb ass inflated sense of self worth makes me wanna kick her in her fishsticks.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Aww man I can't help it I kinda sorta like Fishsticks.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
GORTONS! haha my boyfriend used to work in the factory in gloucester, ma when he was on junk. he got fired after one day because he kept falling into the bins of fish. working with fish is very slippery apparently.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
well, she's being negative about being negative. She really does need to STFU.
MK's hatred of Fishy amuses me so.
I HATE, HATE HATE THIS BUBBLING, BITCHY, UGLY, STUCK UP "SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT" BITCH...but I mean it in the kindest sense of the word....ha! She is so full of herself and for what...I tell you I don't know what any man ever saw in her, she is ugly and so full of shit...just another ugly offspring (like Taterhead) that thinks she is something special because she got handed a few good movie roles, and married a musician, so she of course thinks she is all that and a bag of shit..well, she is definately a bag of shit..no doubt!!
STFU FISHY don't feel sorry for me, cunt. I'm not best friends with a giant venus fly trap and my husband not about to leave my runny ass!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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My fish just ducked for over.
Like she fucking cooks anything. This calls for a Bitch, please.
Every time I see her pretentious ass I want to slap her. What a snotty, snooty pain in the ass! She can take her GOOP and suck it.
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No one will have ANY sympathy when Chris Martin leaves her ass!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS BITCH.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
But her dam website/newsletter isnt even informative ...is it? it just talks about random general shit that most people see as useless common knowledge
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Christmas is over :(