Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Douche Hipster Pops Out Of Cow's Cooch
Yes, this is totally real. But honestly, it's still kind of gross. At first I thought it was a video of Bronx Mowgli's birth. This has to be a viral video for Ray-Ban, American Apparel or some other shit.
This seriously explains explains where a lot of the dudes in my neighborhood come from, because most of them are just as slimy. That said, I'd still hit it, cow cooch smegma and all.... The dude, not the cow, you sick fuck!
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Ugh, god that was fucking disgusting. Who thinks this shit up?
Though I liked their other viral videos a lot more, it's nice to see a company like Ray-Ban that's willing to take a risk with their advertising. Sure, this one might push the limits a little too far, but it definitely grabs your attention!
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sexually assaulting animals: not funny. ever. even if it is fake, that's still stupid.
Fake, stupid, and if it hadn't been fake, you know PETA would have been all over him...what a doofus.
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thankfully that wasnt real...that poor cow would have been freaking out & peta would already be slashing throats...for some reason its kind of creepy to me though...
Eww...clearly a fake, but now that hipster cow-cooch lover will haunt my dreams! and those white shorts...too much. fuckin hipsters.
For stories like this, it makes me truly miss The Weekly World News. They get all those important stories like the 900 lb woman who made the leanining tower of Pisa tilt more and the Pope told her 'Mama Mia, Youa too-a fatta!' And of course, my personal favorite, the discovery of Bat Boy..my one true love.
poor cow :(
I hate hipsters.
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That is so fake. They pulled him out from under the cow or the side of the cow. Besides that would be animal cruelty and how the hell would his shades stay on? Duh! Creepy to even try to pretend that.
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PUKE!!! Reading some of the comments here is giving me hope this might be fake, but if it is real... I hope there is a big bull humpig his douch ass with no lube.
SO DISTURBING! :(
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Seriously I'm so disturbed. This was filmed on an Irish farm. I swear I feel like beastieality is all over Europe.
This is the kind of shit PETA should be all over.
Submitted by Pussy.Broth on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:45pm.
This motherfucking hipster asshole is the biggest douche to have ever douched. The way he slides out of that moist beef vagina sickens me to the core. Just the thought of those ripe, meaty beef vagina lips parting lovingly to permit his wasted frame into the world makes my stomach tingly. I get the most unusually peculiar queasy feeling every time that I think about that ripe beef vagina exposing that sick fucking hipster's alabaster skin to the light, seemingly for the first time. I get chills just thinking about how much it sickens me. Disgusting. Absolutely, wretchedly, unequivocally vomitrocious.
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Let's make veal parmigiana out of that freak.
Submitted by Shelley on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:38pm.
Good to know. Always wondered about that. (Yes, I'm an urban sheep.)
This motherfucking hipster asshole is the biggest douche to have ever douched. The way he slides out of that moist beef vagina sickens me to the core. Just the thought of those ripe, meaty beef vagina lips parting lovingly to permit his wasted frame into the world makes my stomach tingly. I get the most unusually peculiar queasy feeling every time that I think about that ripe beef vagina exposing that sick fucking hipster's alabaster skin to the light, seemingly for the first time. I get chills just thinking about how much it sickens me. Disgusting. Absolutely, wretchedly, unequivocally vomitrocious.
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Submitted by LAXpat on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:45pm
It's definitely fake. Hello--female COWS don't have horns.
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I agree with you this was idiotic to the nth-degree...
Just for your FYI, female cows do have horns. They are removed for safety reasons since cows {especially milk cows} are pastured in close quarters and put into what are known ans holding pens before milking.
There are a few types of bovine that have been bread over time to remove the horns. But for the most part, female cows do have horns--though, they are not nearly as impressive as the horns on bulls.
disgusting...what's peta's take on this?
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Disturbing, no. More like idiotic.
It's definitely fake. Hello--female COWS don't have horns.
Love the geese, tho. Geese (and ducks) crack me up!
Quack quack...
WTF???
Fake or not, that's just gross.
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:01pm.
If this is real, and I fear that it is, those fucknuts need to be shot in the head. There is NO defendable reason for violating that poor animal in that way.
Sorry my reaction is so strong, but that was just ALL shades of wrong in my opinion. What did that poor animal do to any of them???
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I agree with you 100%. This wasn't even remotely funny. It's beyond vile that someone would even consider harming an innocent and gentle creature like that.
I kept waiting to hear "Hello, my name is Jonny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass"
Even with the word smegma in the post, I still clicked this shit.
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That is SO FAKE! You call tell he was pulled from UNDER the cow. The cow is obviously propped on something...whatever. I grew up on a farm, there is no way in hell you are going to fit a 6' tall human in a cow....besides, the cow would kick you to death if you tired...
So stupid....looks like an 8th grade project!
There is no way I'm clicking on this video. I'm still having nightmares from the last video I clicked.
Based on NaNoops observations I really hope this is fake. Cows are not meant to have douche treatments.
Just started reading the comments. I hope you guys are right who say it is all camera angles and fake.
Ray Ban? I will never buy those again. Truly tasteless advertising.
If this is real, and I fear that it is, those fucknuts need to be shot in the head. There is NO defendable reason for violating that poor animal in that way.
Sorry my reaction is so strong, but that was just ALL shades of wrong in my opinion. What did that poor animal do to any of them???
It's like a cow giving birth to Tom Green. Must have been a slow day at the digital effects company.
This is a viral video from RayBan for their ad campaign "Never Hide" as seen spray painted on the side of the metal dumpster in the video.
WTF did I just watch?
MK, I think we'd rather hear you'd hit the cow than the fah-reek!
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Awesome...the dude is hot and He really freaked out the geese.
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Really??? 4 people there that have too much fucking time on their hands.
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I've been around dlisted long enough to know not to press play. The still is quite enough for me.
What I saw wasn't disturbing, its knowing that a bunch of people thought that was worth putting together is disturbing...
Must have got the slime from an x-files garage sale.
Totally fake. They pulled him out from behind the cow.
See that, right there? That's my lunch all over my pants.
I don't know what's grosser, the cow slime or the scrawny, hairy hipster bod.
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I googled this and it's supposed to be a Ray Ban ad. Wow! people are trully running out of ideas here, even Ray Ban is resorting to shock value. Are they nearly broke, want to be stoned to death or their products are faulty?.
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I don't care if it's fake or not, I want to kick that douchetard in the nuts so fucking hard. I hate performance "art" shit like that.
That shiz was faked! All in the camera angle, now that guy with his head in the elephant's ass....
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:18pm.
Jeez, don't have a man, cow.
Oh no you didn't? Ha!
is it for real or not?
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Jeez, don't have a man, cow.
uggh. it's another fake viral for trendoid douche nozzles who wear ray-bans cuz they're "retro". ick.
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