Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Douche Hipster Pops Out Of Cow's Cooch
Yes, this is totally real. But honestly, it's still kind of gross. At first I thought it was a video of Bronx Mowgli's birth. This has to be a viral video for Ray-Ban, American Apparel or some other shit.
This seriously explains explains where a lot of the dudes in my neighborhood come from, because most of them are just as slimy. That said, I'd still hit it, cow cooch smegma and all.... The dude, not the cow, you sick fuck!
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What the hell is this shit?! Don't even waste your time posting this crap!!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I'm not even clicking play. I just ate
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
!#%^&@%$&$#&#$&@$%@#^@#%&^!$%@#$- Me 10 seconds ago
Is that stuff hanging off his drawers supposed to be the afterbirth? Sorry peeps. :P
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:01pm.
Did you notice of the cow wasn't kicking or moving or doing anything? I've seen plenty of animal births (thanks animal planet!) and that isn't a real cow, come people its not that hard to figure out...
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by tojo on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 6:01pm.
So we all know the guy was just hiding behind the cow right? It wasn't real folks...lol
Well, I do but, shhh, don't tell the rest of them. Apoplexy is so interesting to read. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Why, Michael K? Haven't we been good to you? *cries softly*
-"Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:48pm.
I'm pretty sure its just CGI. The cow looked like it came out of some animatronics studio in some Hollywood backlot.
I've seen Babe one to many times."
I had to watch the first part of this shit video and I think you're right. The cow doesn't even breathe. I can see the eye moving and can hear the cow mooing, but the belly doesn't move up and down. Weird.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Not only was this fucked up, what the hell was the point? You know some douche thought he was being all artsy and shit
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Spaghetti Cat with running mate Brocolli Kitten for Hot Sluts of the Year 2008!
So we all know the guy was just hiding behind the cow right? It wasn't real folks...lol
And sure you ment the guy MK...tapping foot...
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the end...
I am just going to block the existence of this video from memory, but can we talk a second about the beauty of the headline "Douche Hipster Pops Out Of Cow's Cooch"?
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
How sweet of them...a performance piece...stupid hipster douchebags...how gross!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I'm following Migraine Sally's advice, I can't risk seeing any more frightening scenes today.
*hugs Sally*
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Dick happens! - MK
I hope Peta skins this asshole alive. Very upsetting
Can't watch.
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.
How could this possibly be real? How did he fit, how did he breathe?
No way how in the world did he get in there? Why use animals in any hood rat stuff? I hope that was fake.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
That is so FUCKED UP, MK!!!!!!!!!!!!
*buys gallon-sized Germ-x, dumps over head*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*runs away screaming*
*babbling incoherently*
no.no.no.no.no.no
It's sad that I know it's RayBan. Due to the "never hide" graffiti on the container in the yard.
and that was gross
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:52pm.
um, where the fuck is PETA?
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Or at least web sherif?? ...there has to be a Web Sheriff for this kind of thing.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
ow.
Saw this there this morning - knew it'd be here. Didn't mention Bronx, though.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:46pm.
UUUGGGHHH E! was airing that piece of SHIT movie last night. God I fuckin HATE that movie.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
WTF was that? Seriously, I just didn't "get" it, I guess. Pull guy from cow's hoo-ha, guy gets up, runs away, jumps a fence and continues scampering away.
What am I missing here?
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
um, where the fuck is PETA?
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
I think I'll take Migraine's advice and not click play.
I have seen an actual cow birth and it was all sorts of slimey...my then-five-year-old was horrified. So I don't think I can watch this. It sounds extra creepy.
I hate people so much sometimes. Why? what the fuck is the point of all this. I didn't watch, but I get the gist.
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Oh - the poor cow. People are so mean!!!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:45pm.
* curled up in corner rocking back and forth*
Don't watch it! I beg of you all, DO. NOT. WATCH
*weeping*
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ROFLMAO ...
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
ow.
I can't bring myself to watch this but appreciate the effort lol
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
ow.
-"Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:46pm.
Why can't people just leave animals out of things?"
Because some people are just stupid, I think.
Between this video and my cat taking a dump on the kittie sand, I take my cat's stinky poopers anytime. Even though both combined are making me gag big time.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
MK, I know you have some issues and this is Dlisted and all, but seriously?! It's a slow news day, but not that slow. Save this sh** for that "other site" chouchPerezchough or that perv Drunken Stepfather.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I'm pretty sure its just CGI. The cow looked like it came out of some animatronics studio in some Hollywood backlot.
I've seen Babe one to many times.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
did someone really watch it? i'm afraid.
Put that poor animal out of his misery, and No I don't mean the cow.
Are we sure that's not Johnnie Knoxville?
napolean dynomite?
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Why can't people just leave animals out of things?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
What the hell was THAT all about?. Is that even real?. That cow would have to be completely doped to allow that stupid fuck get inside her womb. It's all shades of wrong.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
HOW DID HE GET IN THERE?
ANIMAL ABUSE, CALL THE FUCKING SHERRIFF!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
No, I refuse.
Oh my god what did I just watch?
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Christmas is over :(
* curled up in corner rocking back and forth*
Don't watch it! I beg of you all, DO. NOT. WATCH
*weeping*
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. That was fucked up.