The Original MiserAlba
Now we finally know where MiserAlba got her beautiful bitchface from. She got it from her moms! Yeah, I too thought this was Kathy Griffin in a remake of Shallow Hal, but it's just MiserAlba's mama je'e.
You know, I think I might have a bitch crush on Catherine Alba. I mean, she's a ginge, albeit a fake ass one, and she's mastered the total cuntface. I'm also getting a little bit of "Jeana from The Real Housewives of Orange County" flavor from her. And who doesn't love Jeana?
I hope Catherine crop dusted MiserAlba after she said this shit about her mom last year, "Everyone in my family is heavily overweight I wanted to be healthier, so I started cooking for myself when I was 12 years old."
Heavily overweight?! What an asshole! That's big and beautiful to her! I guess MiserAlba is a bigger bitch than her mom. Well, she was given the tools and she did it better.
Here's Big MiserAlba and Lil' MiserAlba doing stuff yesterday. And also Lil' MiserAlba with new hair today. It's nice to see that her new haircut didn't fuck with her precious bitchface.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:17pm.
Yet one more reason why I ♥ you, Charles Manson.
*heavy sigh*
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Back off my Cholly...*side eye*....
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:16pm.
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Unfortunately, she'd also slap you silly for not washing your hands before you came to the table, wash your mouth out wiff soap for swearing, then while you're trying eat the mouthwatering food, regale you with tales of how she stood on her feet for four hours making it, explain the excruciating pains her corns and back were giving her the entire time and the meal would stick like a lump in your throat. Then you know you'd have to clean up the kitchen when you couldn't swallow another bite and then you'd run across three Mars bar wrappers and a Baby Ruth Mini half-eaten behind the flower container, not to mention the half bottle of vodka that is really marked "rinse agent," but I digress...
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
The thing about being embarassed of your family is that EVERYONE is. Everyone's family is a little nuts. There's always someone you want to hide.
I used to be embarassed that my family was blue collar and not white collar like Mr. Hekki's. Then I found out about some of his relatives and discovered he's got some embarassing relatives. There's no shame in having poor or fat or whatever relatives. What counts is how YOU act.
Although the Hiltons and Kardashians SHOULD be ashamed of their respective families.
Bis Miserba looks like a distended red headed blowfish....Her neck looks like..well nuff said
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:59pm.
She already had the earrings!
hahahahaha *bowing down*
so sweet they both share the same nail polish
Yet one more reason why I ♥ you, Charles Manson.
*heavy sigh*
Submitted by ThousandMileWish on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:45pm.
So where were they that there are leaves all over the ground?
The yellow-scarf pix are on Canon Dr in BH. The pix with leaves look like Brentwood (LA).
YOU STUPID BITCH. EVERYONE KNOWS ONLY A BIG FAT MAMA KNOWS HOW TO REALLY GODDAMN COOK. FUCKING DEEP FRIED FISH AND FUCKING FRIED POTATOS. FUCKING HAMHOCKS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BEANS. GODDAMN ROAST BEEF AND FRIED FUCKING EGGS WITH MOTHERFUCKING BUTTER CHEESE GRITS. YOU STUPID WHORE.
Submitted by justjane on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:14pm.
Is Mom sporting a camel toe? And yes, she is a Jeana-tpye, who I think I also noticed has a bit if the ct.
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I thought I was the only one who noticed women with men clits..erm..nevermind.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters: "Jesus christ that woman needs a fuckin thyriod check! Noneck =))"
LOL!
Isn't she the douche bag that wanted a chocolate baby? Whatever the fuck she got I hope it doesn't take after grammie, a little chubbie don't ya think?
my mom would have beaten me with her good wooden stew spoon if I said some mean shit like that publicly or privately about my family
little alba is a mega cunt
You know mamma Alba is totally giving Miseralba the side eye behind those shades.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Is Mom sporting a camel toe? And yes, she is a Jeana-tpye, who I think I also noticed has a bit if the ct.
Jesus christ that woman needs a fuckin thyriod check! Noneck =))
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MK -- when are you going to discuss real housewives of ORANGE COUNTY. pleeaasseee tell me you are watching that messy shit!!! can we talk about how fucking NUTS they all are? and how fucking amazing tamra is?? she is fucking hilarious!! AAAND that character gretchen!! WTF!!!!
HUZZAH, ANgel!!! LMAOOO..MK should have all pics go thru your cholaizer machine before he posts them here...ROFLMAOOOOO!!!! You work hard for the monies, Mama! *Smooch with reach around wedgie*
Thanks for the heads up, Snowy!!!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Big MiserAlba and Little MiserAlba...LMAO! XD
They remind me of GLOW women's wrestling, they had a tag team of pacific islander women (one big, one little) they called Mt. Fiji and Little Fiji!
Nitty refresh refresh!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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i hate jessica's new hair...she looks like such a mega bitch & she usually sounds like such a horrible person. plus on top of all that she is a terrible actress...well, i hope if she is as mean & rotten as she seems she is equally as miserable. who is she kidding, for health reasons? she is as vain as they come...
unfortunately, she is still super rich.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:56pm.
Tada!
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nicely done. we have to save those earring for re-use.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:56pm.
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Angel!! I can't find it..waaaaa! You need to give us unsavy, unchola peeps instructiones! Por favor! I wanna see Mama Alba Cholita!!!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
jessica has this to look forward to in the future no wonder the chick is miserable
angel_i, that may just be the best Chola upgrade, EVA!
Heñosa face. The face that keeps anyone from approaching you because they are afraid to get shanked.
Edit: Very nice Angel! She looks ready to cuttabeesh.
She already had the earrings!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:57pm.
LOL good job angel, you managed to work around the dastardly sunglasses!
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I've always thought Jessica Alba is completely overrated. She will not age well.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:50pm.
Question: why come some fat chick's necks get so fat they sort of blend into they chin? I don't get that. Is that some sort of thyroid thing?
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As a matter of fact. My mom also developed a goiter...
It has a lot to do with sugar, actually. If you have thyroid issues you should really watch your sugar. And some other stuff too...
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LOL good job angel, you managed to work around the dastardly sunglasses!
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Tada!
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I always tell my guy friends to look at their girlfriends moms because that will be them when they get older.Cash needs to run for the hills.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
luckycharms on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:50pm.
She's certainly overweight and mighty chunky. But not what I would classify as heavily overweight. It's not like she weighs 300lbs. Jessica is a self absorbs bitch and I get the feeling she isn't too proud of her family.
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Agree. I hope she has hit her peak.
Alot of celebs have a bigger parent. Cindy Crawford at one time was like the highest paid model and her mom is very average looking. Halle Berry's mom is average looking. Jessica needs to thank her mom for at least giving her something.
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That's right McKracky you've been reported.
The thing is, Miseralba's mother isn't massive, just bigger than the "Hollywood" average so maybe that's what her problem is? That and her mother gave her the "I'll cut you" look.
I hate going out with my mum. Love her to pieces but man, she's embarrassing. She's loud, obnoxious, snobby and does it all with a very strong foreign accent. I'm nearly 26 and she can still make me cringe.
Her mother looks like she wants to beat her to death. And MiserAlba's ugliness on the inside outweighs any physical beauty.
Question: why come some fat chick's necks get so fat they sort of blend into they chin? I don't get that. Is that some sort of thyroid thing? Cuz how you neck get fat? It holdin' up you head all day, it's doin' some weight bearin' exercise, no? I mean, I don't know no ho's who do neck crunches to keep the neck fat away, so what up wi' dat?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's certainly overweight and mighty chunky. But not what I would classify as heavily overweight. It's not like she weighs 300lbs. Jessica is a self absorbs bitch and I get the feeling she isn't too proud of her family.
Babe I said you messed up my happy home, and made me mistreat my only child --Led Zeppelin
yeah, I just voted again since I am on a different pc.
ONTD is still about 1,500 votes in the lead, then MK with 1,338 and fucking Mario only has 612 ha ha ha
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Looks Mexican.
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So where were they that there are leaves all over the ground?
they totallly have the same bitchface
Of course I voted for him. I actually wanted to have kittens with him at one point. Maybe I'll just hump the hell out of his leg during happy hour.
have you guys voted for michael K yet? he is in 2nd behind ONTD...MK is the best go vote. here is the link
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
well maybe she's alittle embarrassed...come on now....
the mother is reminding me of the chola ceclia from weeds. that was spectacular.
angel have you seen that? she had spit curls. i think we need to add spit curls to cholas from now on.
not the best pic: http://www.dlisted.com/node/26881
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 7:13pm.
in one pic it looks like her mother is trying to smile but the sides of her mouth still go downwards.
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My college roomie swore this was an actual syndrome called Cock-suckers Mouth.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
JA should be glad her mom wants to hang with her sorry ass...
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That's not Miseralba! It's Bryan Boy!
I'm not going to hate on her mom, but I AM going to take pleasure in the fact that this talentless whore has a fat gene.
*evil smile*
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