This Is How I Expected Them To Look Shirtless

Whenever I have dry dreams (it doesn't get wet anymore without a lot of work) about Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie from The Flight of the Conchords, this is exactly how I imagined them topless. Time Out did not Photoshop this. It is the real shit. Showtime digitally makes their bodies less hot on the show, because they don't want to be known as sex symbols. They want to be taken seriously for their funnies!

P.S. - Do you really want to know where you can work out late at night? The answer is: my beeeeeeedroom. Membership will cost you one Watchamacallit and a wink from your right eye (no lefties).

Posted by: Michael K

Hotness

Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:18pm.

Finally, Bret and Jemaine in their real bodies! I hate how they make them wear those Williamsburg skinny cords and ironic vintage tees on the show.
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:41pm.

Hey, Blondie. Nice avi.

*blinks*

And, pussy.broth, eye two, are returded.

Oh, and ParisSucks, I saw the first ep of Season 2 on FunnyOrDie - it was ok, not as funny as I'd hoped, but I'm sure it's gonna be as good as Season 1 once they get the season going.

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Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:45pm.

paris herpes - The wig part is the kicker..."I put a wig on, yeah a wig on you, and I just laid there and spooned you. Oh Bret you got going on..."

applejones - thanks for the head's up. I will have to try and track that down, either from SubPop or someone!

"Do you have one really funky sequined spacesuit, Bowie or do you have several ch-changes?"

Submitted by yaks on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:38pm.

Oh my god, if Jemaine ever shaved his muttons off I'd just die. It's business time!

Submitted by gretchenwhit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:18pm.

Love them!!

Submitted by Billie on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:56pm.

Oh of course it's Photoshopped...that one on the right looks like an old photo of AHHHNOLD's body, that I recognize, for one thing...then look at this photo of these two...no way that's a real shot of their bodies. Very funny MK!

http://tivolady.typepad.com/tivo_lady/images/2007/07/03/flight_3.jpg

http://artbybillie.net

Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:37pm.

I love that hot piece Jermaine Clement. Perfect man. That chick he married better be rocking his world.

Paris is for stoners.

Submitted by applejones on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:03pm.

I am also retarded. Haven't been on in a while, but I love love love FOTC! The first episode was on Funny or Die, don't know if it's still up, though.

And BobsBB, "Bret, You Go It Goin On" is on Sub Pop's 20th Anniversary CD. They were giving it away for free on "Support Your Independent Record Store Day." Maybe you can get them to send you a copy.

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:36pm.

BobBS, I had that sung to me by two guys at a party...that is one of the best songs cause Jermaine sings about putting a wig on Brett, pretending he is a girl so he can spoon him while he sleeps! So CUTE!!!

Bowies in spaaaaaceee!!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:34pm.

madam s., some skank took our delicious Jermaine away from us last year at some point. He is now married! SOB!

http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:32pm.

Me loves it! HOTHOTHOT! I hear the second season is on it's way...on HBO, not on Showtime, MK! These front covers are hilarious!

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Submitted by jlee6 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:09pm.

They're on HBO, not Showtime...

Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:09pm.

Love it. I still wish "Bret, You've Got It Going On" had been recorded for the album.

Bowies in space...

Submitted by JenMessapotamia on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:37pm.

MMMM i want to be in a kiwi sandwich between them, but I'd prefer their other bodies! I cant wait to see new episodes, the season premiere was already amazing!!

"It is believed that AIDS was originally contracted from the monkeys, no not the band, but the animal. And we just wanted to deal with that issue. Just changing the attitude from 'eww AIDSy' to make it like 'ahh fun monkey disease'"

Submitted by Kp on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:55am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:04am.
If you sign up for the Flight of the Conchords podcast they have the first new episode online for free including one of their music videos.

I love these two guys. They are so hilarious and are absolutely hot. Brett weirds me out though. He resembles my ex boyfriend in the face and that freaks me out...

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:24am.

dang it I can't wink with my right eye. no fair!

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:53am.
I don't want to judge, but some of you appear to be humor-challenged.

...I was thinking just challenged in general. short bus ridahs for sure.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:24am.

since there isnt an off-topic discussion going on yet, I must report this... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28523517/?GT1=43001

..I like the Stooges.

Of course I didnt fucking win... http://shoptherapy.pronto.com/pronto/and-the-winner-is-2/

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:22am.

Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't love the show. It's fine, and I see the humor in it and it's miles better than most of the other jizz on TV, but I just can't love it. I'll watch it contentedly if nothing else is on.

So when are one of the networks going to rip it off and make an "American" version?

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:53am.

I am not a fan of the show but apparently is really funny to others...

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:20am.

"Membership will cost you one Watchamacallit and a wink from your right eye (no lefties)."

Damn! We lefties are always discriminated against!

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:13am.

I love these nerd boys..yum.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:08am.

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:05am.

Bitch!
he didn't even email me! I done told him I'm sixty nine years old (huh, sixty nine), many extra pounds, and I'm a black jew!
how can he resist my siren call>?

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:07am.

madam s

heehee

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:06am.

Pussy.Broth on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:31am.

This show is retarded, and anybody who likes it is retarded.

- Racist.

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:05am.

christine the hoff,

Sketchy! I haven't been around as much lately since I've been spending so much time with the pussy-licking hillbilly. I have to commute so it's very time consuming.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:04am.

hahahhahahah....I can't wait for FOTC to start again...that and Big Love....yay!

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Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:03am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:16am.
I'm lost...

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Me too.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:03am.

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:53am.
I don't want to judge, but some of you appear to be humor-challenged.

ALL kinds of troll fuckerery up in here as of late, watch your back.
xoxoxoxox

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

Submitted by blondieenyc on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:00am.

HBO not Showtime my lover Michael K!

Class and Trash with an Edge of sASS*-Cw

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:53am.

I don't want to judge, but some of you appear to be humor-challenged.

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:53am.

P.S. - Do you really want to know where you can work out late at night? The answer is: my beeeeeeedroom. Membership will cost you one Watchamacallit and a wink from your right eye (no lefties).

Hahahahaha a whatchamacallit? I had the best late night work out last night :)

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Christmas is over :(

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:49am.

Don't like the faces. Bodies are too muscular. I prefer definition and bulk but not this ripply Michelin man thing.

And again, the faces. Not. attractive. at. all.

Someone hold me.

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Submitted by shianne517 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:47am.

Submitted by Pussy.Broth on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:31am.
This show is retarded, and anybody who likes it is retarded.

Dear Pussy.Broth,

I'm retarded.

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Sara M.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:46am.

Submitted by The C word on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:29am.
Love FOTC but prefer their 'non-sexy' bods.
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ITA. Too many muscles are gross IMO.

Submitted by Kevette on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:41am.

Am I totally retarded, or is DListed being sarcastic? They don't really look like that, do they? I don't watch the show or know who they are, so I am not to familiar but I'd totally hit it. Both!

Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:31am.

Oh my god! Those are the most hilarious magazine covers I've seen in a very long time. I HAVE to get my hands on them (the magazines). Although what I really want is to get my hands on Jemaine, the real life slightly chubby, oafish version. God I love that man. I mean, really, really love.