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YES! Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa , a hot piece of man meat who I just want to lick up until he melts into a puddle so that I can bottle him up and sip him throughout the day, said "hi" to a new baby friend sometime last month. Yes, I know that was a long description of Jason, but whenever I see a picture of him, my genitals do the writing.
Jason's mother posted on his website forum that Lisa gave birth to a baby boy. They named him......hold your breath.... hold it..... don't breathe.... DON'T! Are you passing out yet? ...hold... it... here we go.... Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa!!! Seriously. Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho.
Jason's mommy went on to explain the name, "He was born on the stormest, rainy night.
so Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)... The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's."
Those incense-burning, no-deodorant wearing, peyote eating, tantric sexin' hippies! Their son isn't going to be able to say or write his name.... ever. I can't even pronounce that shit! I feel like when I try to say his name, the clouds will turn black, the sky will go dark and the heavens will weep for 7 days straight. It's totally a rain chant!
But you know what? It's still a zillion times better than Bronx Mowgli. At least Nakoa-Wolf's (HA!) means something. I shouldn't say that. Bronx Mowgli means something in Doucheanese. It means "My parents are assholes."
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and his super hot show is ending this week!! where will i get my weekly dose of jason momoa (and david hewlett, the real love of my life)?
Their son isn't going to be able to say or write his name.... ever. I can't even pronounce that shit
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Nakoa Momoa. Nakoa Momoa. Kinda fun to try to master. nakoamomoa
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
I can't wait to see him and Ashton chasing 20 year olds when they get tired of those old ladies
i love lisa bonet
congrads on her and her husbands new baby!
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I just want to say this bitch and her husband are not maori and are not from NZ so I don't know why the fuck they are taking a maori name. NZ wants nothing to do with these dirty hippies.
"Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho."
Gah! lololol
Long Live Jambi!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:04pm.
Aren't we over the name thing yet? If someone with an African Muslim name can be elected to the highest post in the world, I'm sure Nakoa-Wolf has little to worry about. Americans have such trouble accepting non-Anglo names. Either the kid has to be named some boring oatmeal name like Matthew or Jennifer or some pretentious shit like Walker or Madison before they approve. Give a kid a German name like Wilfred and they all start to laugh. The world is mighty big and names are just as vast as skin color.
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Your logic seems a bit faulty even if your statement isn't entirely incorrect... we can't be as small-minded as you portray if we did indeed elect a man with an African Muslim name to "the highest post in the world." Sure, it was an issue, but a majority of us got over it, no?
At first, I thought maybe you weren't American but then I thought maybe you're like me... sometimes you use the word American to denote a certain segment of the population (read:white) because that's what my immigrant parents did.
I used to call Lisa Bonet crazy, but she gets ALL the HAWT men. Lenny K and the list goes on...
Okay, first something nice... at least the little kid has smokin' hot genes, so hopefully that HEINOUSLY STUPID name won't totally fuck him up.
I mean, come ON.
He got his face cut up bad in a bar brawl a few weeks back.
Well over 100 stitches.
Some guy broke either a bar mug or a bottle of some kind on his face.
Any word on how Jason is doing?
That could be a career killing injury....
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:04pm.
WTF are you talking about?
It makes you look ignorant to make sweeping generalizations about americans like that. Especially on an american's blog.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:04pm.
Calm down. Why does this have to turn into Anti-American, racist crap? We make f**king fun of all the weird baby names these celebs come up with and this is F**KING weird! Everyone has a reason behind what they named their kid but if you're going to name it weird, in any language, religion, race, whateverthef**k then deal with it.
Rant over.
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And you can expect that kid to butcher his parents in their sleep in a bout 16 years, too.
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And you all do realize, of course, that Jambi is saying "Lick a hiney hole."
Submitted by putas on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:18pm.
The name ain't gonna look right on a resume...
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Aren't we over the name thing yet? If someone with an African Muslim name can be elected to the highest post in the world, I'm sure Nakoa-Wolf has little to worry about. Americans have such trouble accepting non-Anglo names. Either the kid has to be named some boring oatmeal name like Matthew or Jennifer or some pretentious shit like Walker or Madison before they approve. Give a kid a German name like Wilfred and they all start to laugh. The world is mighty big and names are just as vast as skin color.
That is a Hawaiian custom, to have the baby given a Hawaiian name, usually not by the parents. I've seen much worse in terms of length... my husband has a co-worker that had a baby and the middle Hawaiian name was 20 letters long!
And yes, Nakoa is a common name, I have a co-worker with a son named that. So when you think about it in that sense, it isn't a terrible name. It's nice that he respects his culture.
Submitted by Capitanne on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:47pm.
SMALL WONDER!!!
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Michael K:
I always thought Jemba was saying "meka leka hi - lick my hiney hole." You know, a subliminal suggestion from Pee Wee's Playhouse.
I like the Wolf part in his name, must be his spirit animal or something...
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Hey Guys,
I'm from Hawaii and that's just a traditional Hawaiian name, and no, it's not some archaic language. Sheesh. A lot of people from Hawaii have long names like that, and most have personal meaning to it. So really, it's ok. It's not weird in our state.
GOONEY GOO GOO! That poor child is going to grow up a FREAK!
The name ain't gonna look right on a resume but somehow his HOT will override any derision thrown his way. I mean look at his parents. Unless.. I HAVE seen two hot parents cancel each other out. Completely. Most hot people I know have at least one homely or semi normal/plain parent. Go figure. Do have have a geneticist in the thread?
Anyway it's nice the kid has some of his heritage in his name? I think?
She's nuts. Always has been. She's just a nut that attracts really hot men.
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I get up around seven...Get outta bed around nine...And I don't worry about nothin' no 'cause worryin's a waste of my... time
What a hot couple! I wanna get stoned with them! That said, they could always shorten the kiddo's name to "Wolf-Man"...
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since this family will never be mainstream, we wont be forced to learn how to pronounce that name
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From what language did that name derive? Is it their own special made up language, a dead language...or something like that?
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Where are these people from?. That's an ugly and pretentious name. "Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa".. this long and stupid name is useless, we all know they will end up calling the kid just one name after all, if at all. Maybe a stupid nickname. Can THEY even pronounce it?.
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they should take a child away from its parents when they name it something fucked up like that.
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i dunno, it sells itself
oh my
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Sounds like the genie from Pee Wee's Playhouse.
He is going to have to turn out as hot as mom and dad to carry off that fucked up name.
Wow if my parents gave me a long-ass name like that, they'd have to stay the hell away from me if I was ever filling out paperwork. I'd stab them in the eye with my pen and shove the crumpled up paperwork into their throats.
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"Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho."-MK
LOL
you people are acting like the kid is going to have to use his entire name everyday for the rest of his life. the use of middle names is completely elective. The name Nakoa-Wolf Momoa is perfectly ok, and while it may "sound too ethnic" to some ears, it's certainly better than your milquetoast Johns and Emmas. Its not a matter of these two hambones "trying too hard"--he's half native hawaiian...Nakoa may be a common name. Fuck if I know. Sheesh.
Ranting aside, it is definitely better than Bronx Mowgli--that shit isn't even thoughtful. it's straight stupid.
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Holyshit, i need coffee! I thought this was Johnny fucking Depp & some hobo. Nokia Wolfs, dude? Shit - I wondered who was gonna one-up Pete and the skank in the dumb baby-names department. Case solved. You KNOW that kid is gonna slit their throats in their sleep later on down the line. Maybe Mowgli & Nokia will be cell mates :)
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So did they just pick up that stroller and blanket at Goodwill, is there even a kid in it?
Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho - love it!
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HOLY SHIT, WHAT A NAME. but hey, am i the only one who actually likes the name bronx mowgli? i can't stand either of the parents, but that's a pretty sweet name.
I love them. There is nothing I love more than a SEXY hippy couple. ugh, so many nast-ass hippies out there..
that said, Jason is one sexy fuck.
and I approve of him banging the shit out of Denise.
Submitted by NativeNYker on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:35am.
what issues are you talking about? i think that she's doing better than a whole lot of us- for 1. she's got a hot piece, 2. she's got one lovely kid, and this one will definitely be adorable, and 3. she looks amazing with her post 40 self, and 4. she was denise fucking huxtable. bitch won't ever have to work a day in her life again!
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Submitted by kdracofan: "Does everyone have a middle name? I do"
I don't. Well, actually, I made my maiden name my middle name. But I wasn't given one.
I can't hate on this kid's name. It's not like his parents are trying to be cool. They are already out there and they're already cool and beautiful. And it's not like two whitebread people came up with this name. They're all kinds of exotic, so it's not grasping. Yup, can't hate on it.
where did that beautiful man come from?? and has lisa bona worked since the 80's?? She's gotta be like 40 now, isn't she?
That reminds me of those names the poor Manson family kids got stuck with.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:45am.
Ever watch dog shows? These damn dogs are named "Princess's bigger titty, her highness purple rabid face" and they call the thing "Dot" or "Fido". Perhaps they're going to call the kid "Bob."
LMFAO!!! (purple rabid face) That's very true though, they do do that.
He's destined to be an NFL football player one day with that name. I watched some game and one of the players last name was Manumaleuna, however, his first name was Brandon. I know there are others. I think they are Samoan names. Of course, I Googled Samoan NFL players and got this list....
http://espn.go.com/gen/s/2002/0528/1387810.html
I think my favorites are Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala and Tupo Tuupo.
I'd suck him dry.