I Would Expect Nothing Less
YES! Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa , a hot piece of man meat who I just want to lick up until he melts into a puddle so that I can bottle him up and sip him throughout the day, said "hi" to a new baby friend sometime last month. Yes, I know that was a long description of Jason, but whenever I see a picture of him, my genitals do the writing.
Jason's mother posted on his website forum that Lisa gave birth to a baby boy. They named him......hold your breath.... hold it..... don't breathe.... DON'T! Are you passing out yet? ...hold... it... here we go.... Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa!!! Seriously. Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho.
Jason's mommy went on to explain the name, "He was born on the stormest, rainy night.
so Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)... The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's."
Those incense-burning, no-deodorant wearing, peyote eating, tantric sexin' hippies! Their son isn't going to be able to say or write his name.... ever. I can't even pronounce that shit! I feel like when I try to say his name, the clouds will turn black, the sky will go dark and the heavens will weep for 7 days straight. It's totally a rain chant!
But you know what? It's still a zillion times better than Bronx Mowgli. At least Nakoa-Wolf's (HA!) means something. I shouldn't say that. Bronx Mowgli means something in Doucheanese. It means "My parents are assholes."
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All of a sudden I don't feel bad that I don't have a middle name.
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Dumbo name but that Jason is so GD hot!
they shoulda just consulted the wu are you...wu tang clan name generator.... fo shizzy!
me too, kd. but I think it gets less common when people have two or more...can you imagine if Bronx Mowgli had more than one middle name? yikes. Bronx Mowgli Baloo Shere Khan Wentz.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:25am.
Does everyone have a middle name? I do
yes, we know, it's draco! ;P
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Does everyone have a middle name? I do
Bwhahahahahahahahahaa
this post is hilarious!
Lisa's baby dadda is so hot damn!
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:16am.
These two are hot,I bet they make some beautiful children.I actually like the name too.
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I know, I can only imagine how cute this kid is going to be...
She looks like a Yoko Ono wannabe. I wonder how old that poor kid will be when he can actually spell that name.
yeah it's a long ass name but it means something culturally so why's that a problem? It's not like they sat there with scrabble and randomly threw letters around. I'm sure some people not accustomed to Western names would think 'Henry Charles Albert David' is odd.
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He'll go by wolf or something even more ordinary when he gets older. He'll be fine. Kids are adaptable.
These two are hot,I bet they make some beautiful children.I actually like the name too.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
The kid is totally going to change his name to "Fred Smith" when he reaches legal age.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Nakoa Momoa ...LMAO !!!! Never mind the brat I need an update on Jason's beautiful face ..that is an old pic after all
That kid is going to be so good-looking they could have named him Toadstool McDoodle, and I don't think it would have mattered.
And I think MK is right... these two are totally the types to rub one of those rocks on themselves instead of deodorant.
Here's a good name:
Queef von Turdburgling Assfart McDouchenozzle Dingleberrio Smith
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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:02am.
His short name is Nakoa Momoa. He's gonna get an ass whoopin
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He's gonna get an butt ramming with this nicname fer sure: MoMo Nookie. uh huh! just yew wait!
I guess I am probably alone in this...but I don't think his (first) name is so bad. Nakoa-Wolf, sounds kind of cool. Now the middle name is well, very long and probably hard to pronounce but really, who calls people by their whole name anyway? He will probably just go by Nakoa and I think that's a relatively regular name for celebs. And yeah MK, at least it means something- to them anyway and really that's all that matters.
He IS hot!
Stupid name, wolf is'nt bad
kinda cool for a middle name, but the rest hasta go.
Meka Leka Hi lick my hiney hole haha!
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roflmao...it gets better with each birth
Seriously though, why do people so often overdo it with the middlenames? In my opinion, if you pick an unusual first name you don´t need to pile more names on the kid, especially not more unusual names. It takes away from the first name and just becomes one big pretentious mess.
Like in this case, I think Nakoa in itself is a nice name but it just drowns in the mess.
God, the poor kid! Why do people saddle their offspring with such fucked-up names?
Dude is HAWT, tho'.
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If you're Polynesian, you get to give your kid a Polynesian name. Seriously.
That doesn't mean that if you're a douche, you get to give your kid a douchey name.
LOL zappy:
She-nay-nay Garfinkle Pocahontas Snickers Wilma Flinstone Mary Tyler Moore Etch-a-Sketch Suri Michael K Von Trapp
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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"....2nd middle name as you know is Jason's."
HOW the hell was I suppossed to know that?
*rolling eyes*
o and MK: i LOVE your future baby' name
PS: there's nothing wrong about tantric sex!
Submitted by amye1978 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:02am.
Research who a douche is, and then hang out with them. I would suggest starting with www.hotchickswithdouchbags.com
Happy bag hunting!
It's too early for this and I'm sure if I typed that name, it would break my Spell Check.
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do they really think they are doing this kid a favor? who cares how smoking hot your dad is when your stuck with a name that kids in school will surely change for you.{and it wont be a nice one}
I will offer out the services of my cat to name any celebrity babies for them. I just let him walk across the keys a few times.
The next celebrity can have this one for free, after that there will be a fee.
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How does one become fluent in Douchanese?
His short name is Nakoa Momoa. He's gonna get an ass whoopin!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
"Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho"
....so M.K., your first born between you and Mah Boo, people will have the urge to make wishes when they see your spawn...is it possible?
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If I were famous I'd name my firstborn She-nay-nay Garfinkle Pocahontas Snickers Wilma Flinstone Mary Tyler Moore Etch-a-Sketch Suri Michael K Von Trapp...because those are some of my favorite things..
LMFAO!!! That name is priceless!
I loved her on the Cosby show. After that she always gave me kinda idiot vibe. After this baby I'm sure. She's an idiot! That husband on the other hand. Propably and idiot as well, but I would totally hit it. Over and fucking over again.....
Isn't that the latest coffee at Starbucks?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Next we will have this fucktards naming their kids after cartoon characters like Rikki Tikki Tavi. Max and Emma, hmmmm, nevermind!
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Lisa Bonet has always had this "Bohemian" vibe about her. What no one has told her is it makes her look like a giant pubenoodle foolio. Seriously, are we supposed to take her seriously somehow?
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"Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho."
Gaa, Peewee's Playhouse memories! That is actually an improvement over this mess up in here. His heritage will live on in this kid's LAST NAME, so there was no reason to burden him with this volcano-cult-of-doom string of names.
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oh, C to the H, no worries... I could do it for you, I just haven't done it on a girl, but first time for everything, right?
And seeing that the 2nd middle name is the same as the dad's... this kid was just destined for greatness.
Ever watch dog shows? These damn dogs are named "Princess's bigger titty, her highness purple rabid face" and they call the thing "Dot" or "Fido". Perhaps they're going to call the kid "Bob."
WTF is wrong with Lisa's face in this picture?!?
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I detect a name change in this baby's future. He's probably going to be gorgeous but with a slight odor.
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Bronx Mowgli means something in Douchanese. It means "My parents are assholes."
Hahahahaha MK! Classic.
Reminds me of that stupid High School Musical 2 song: "Humuhumunukunukuapuaa". Now I'm gonna be singing it in my head all day. Great. Maybe I can cancel it out with Jambi's wish chant.