I Would Expect Nothing Less
YES! Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa , a hot piece of man meat who I just want to lick up until he melts into a puddle so that I can bottle him up and sip him throughout the day, said "hi" to a new baby friend sometime last month. Yes, I know that was a long description of Jason, but whenever I see a picture of him, my genitals do the writing.
Jason's mother posted on his website forum that Lisa gave birth to a baby boy. They named him......hold your breath.... hold it..... don't breathe.... DON'T! Are you passing out yet? ...hold... it... here we go.... Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa!!! Seriously. Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho.
Jason's mommy went on to explain the name, "He was born on the stormest, rainy night.
so Nakoa(warrior)...Mana(strength/spirit) Kaua(rain) po(dark)... The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's."
Those incense-burning, no-deodorant wearing, peyote eating, tantric sexin' hippies! Their son isn't going to be able to say or write his name.... ever. I can't even pronounce that shit! I feel like when I try to say his name, the clouds will turn black, the sky will go dark and the heavens will weep for 7 days straight. It's totally a rain chant!
But you know what? It's still a zillion times better than Bronx Mowgli. At least Nakoa-Wolf's (HA!) means something. I shouldn't say that. Bronx Mowgli means something in Doucheanese. It means "My parents are assholes."
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Perhaps she should have named her little vag-nugget Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo. At least then I might not wish such an agonizing death upon her.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” ~Paris Hilton
"Now I won't feel bad when I name my first born Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho."
This is why I can't resist you MK, I started saying saying that same thing when I gave up trying to pronounce the actual names!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Judging by the combined IQ of these two twats, they should just have named him "Zippy" and be done with it.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Can't wait until next week and baby gets it's first tatoo.
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa
maybe for a WOLF or an Eskimo! NAK for short.crap.:)wak Nak paddy wak,give a dog a bone!..giggle.
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
They can call him Wolfie Mo-Mo as a nickname. WTF! I hope that kid doesn't turn out to be dyslexic. Cuz I'm confused as it is.
I'm puzzled by this double middle name trend. It's like the parents aren't planning on any more children so they need to make sure they use up all their favorites names on the first one.
What the fuck is wrong with people? Don't these assholes know that baby is going to be stuck with that shit???
and, i'm pissed, I have NOT heard back from the pussy licking hillbilly yet!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.