Why Is She Holding That Trophy?
You know where that award would look best? You must be one of Sylvia Browne's relatives, because I know you know what I'm thinking. You have the gift. Katherine HAGel can shove that thing down her throat. It will fit perfectly. It wouldn't make sense for her to shove it up her culo since she goes caca through her mouth. I know, such hate. Blame HAGel. She does that to me.
Anyway, some moronic morons voted 27 Dresses their "Favorite Comedy Movie" at the People's Choice Awards. The idiots who voted that shit to win are also the people that think you can get knocked up from swallowing. I've had conversations with these kind of people. They really think the spermies can swim down to their baby making parts. I can't...
Okay, 27 Dresses was not bad, anything starring HAGel should not get an award. That only fuels her ego! She's probably on the Grey's Anatomy set this morning toting that shit around like it's an Oscar! I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow!
I usually watch the People's Choice Awards every year, because it's a better sedative than Sleepytime Tea, but my Tivo couldn't handle it last night. It was busy making love to Damages, 13: Fear is Real, The Real World: Brooklyn and blah...blah.. blah.. After reading bout the PCA, it looks like I didn't miss much.
The winners were pretty predictable. Brangelina were voted the greatest living things. Of course, they think they are too good for that shit, so they didn't grace the peons with their presence. Click here to see all the winners.
Below I've thrown a bunch of pictures into one big toilet below. You can pick each one out and dissect them or you can just flush. Your choice. Dakota Fanning honestly look the best, because the MAC Cosmetics counter didn't vomit all over her face.
Swear to ME!
What a shiteous and craptastic awards show that was. I almost felt the palpable pain of Chris Nolan and Christian Bale having to sit through and witness what was probably for them the most tortuous parade of talentless hollywood hackdom ever seen.
It was painful to watch.
And why the hell?.....closeups of Paris Wonky McValtrex?
God...I hope the whole thing was just a nightmare...
So you watch Damages..great show!
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:26am.
Thanks K2. I don't think we have VH1 here but I'll look. Meanwhile, over in the land of JJ they are all banging on about how stunning she looked in her bed sheet and how in love they are *vomits* The fact that they won jack is being glossed over, it's an honour just to be nominated doncha know!
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Yeah I read some of that shit. They think Jolie & Pitt are still winners just for being nominated! LMAO. NO jackoffs, they are losers. Their movies were over hyped. You can't even compare the acting of Pitt to Sean Penn or Clint Eastwood. He never had a chance. Did Jolie really think she would steal a win over Meryl Streep? She must be delusional. That's why she looked livid when Ann won alongside Meryl. She can accept a loss to Meryl but NOT Ann Hathaway! Kung Fu Panda didn't even win for animated movie. Another kick to the gut. Between the two of them they had a total of 5 films in which they starred in and they didn't get any acknowledgement for any of them. Maybe now they'll stop with all the bullshit interviews and the airing of their dirty laundry (affair)!
Thanks K2. I don't think we have VH1 here but I'll look. Meanwhile, over in the land of JJ they are all banging on about how stunning she looked in her bed sheet and how in love they are *vomits* The fact that they won jack is being glossed over, it's an honour just to be nominated doncha know!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:10am.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:00am.
Where did you see this? I have the bloody flu and could really do with a laugh.
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VH1 had the Critics Awards on last night (which I'm sure you already know). As they were going to a commercial break, they normally do a quick sweep of the room so you can see the celebrities mingling. That's when I saw Pitt walk Jolie over towards Clint's table. She practically pushed Pitt out of the way to get to Clint and in doing so she gave the blow off to his wife who was sitting right next to him. It was sooo awkward to watch. Brad was trying to wave to the wife while Jolie was hunched over chatting it up with Clint. She didn't bat an eye at the wife. Then of course they zoomed in on Jolie while Ann was giving her acceptance speech. Normally you can see Jolie's horse teeth a mile away - not last night. She had a puss on her face and just kept staring at Ann but wouldn't clap. It was classic bitch Jolie.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 9:00am.
Where did you see this? I have the bloody flu and could really do with a laugh.
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Edited to add- yep, JJ- here it is:
UPDATE: Angie had tears in her eyes when the late Heath Ledger won for Best Supporting Actor for The Dark Knight. She and Brad were also seen leaving their table to greet Changeling director Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina at their own table.
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Jolie practically trampled over Clint's wife just to hug him! She completely ignored the piss out of his wife. It's not like she doesn't know her, so what's with the cold shoulder? I thought that was very strange. It's also a sign of disrespect. If I'm hanging out as couples with a guy who is my friend, I always hug his wife first when greeting them. It's considerate to the woman.
Yeah she had tears for Heath but certainly wasn't clapping too hard for Ann Hathaway's win, she could barely smile for her! It looked to me as though she was more interested in mingling with the likes of Clint and Mickey than showing any attention to Pitt. NO WINS - Maybe now they'll realize how overrated they truly are.
"Mess"-ing is right.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 7:48am.
LMFAO! Pitt & Jolie were both kicked to the curb at the Critics Choice Awards!
Me too. I especially want to see the gem mentioned, I think but am scared to check, on JJ namely Ange crying when Heath Ledger won. This is a sign of her overflowing heart- yeah right- pissed off Bradders won jack shit more like it. Photos someone please!!!
Edited to add- yep, JJ- here it is:
UPDATE: Angie had tears in her eyes when the late Heath Ledger won for Best Supporting Actor for The Dark Knight. She and Brad were also seen leaving their table to greet Changeling director Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina at their own table.
Ha de ha ha. Did those tears have anything to do with the fact that they won nothing? Nada. Zip.
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LMFAO! Pitt & Jolie were both kicked to the curb at the Critics Choice Awards! ZERO wins for Benny Button and the same goes for Changeling, Wanted & Burn After Reading. They didn't win for picture,director or actors! I guess it's time to go raise that family now that you're done on the big screen. Suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can think of at least two other places she can fit that trophy.
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Kate Hudson looks pregnant, what gives? She looks fat and bloated in the face too.
Queen Latifah is a bit heavier again, but the Queen still looks good! Out classes all the skinny skanks!
wow, I can't believe it!! Dakota is actually turning out to be really pretty! And what the hell with Kate Hudson?! I'm so used to her being skeletal, is she pregnant again? I don't care for the emaciated look, but I can't see her as the type to get fluffy and be cool with it.
Clarisse! M.E.! I hated, no, fucking loathed 'The Matrix', too! Let's start a club. Although I do still Keanu. Always have, always will.
Regarding Christian Bale's facial hair, it's not that uncommon for people to have darker or lighter hair on their head than on their body.
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Thank God for Dlisted. At least we have the Sluts Choice Awards, a much more relevant and prestigious International event. Who are these douche "People" who haven't peeped Katherine Heigl's game?
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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:24pm.
27 Dresses was fucking horrible.
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I totally agree with you. I just saw it for the first time a few weeks ago, and it was not easy to sit through.
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Dakota Fanning is just gorgeous and she's completely age appropriate. Hooray to her mom and dad!
27 Dresses was fucking horrible.
The dress seems a little mature for her (what is she now? 13?), but Dakota Fanning does look very pretty and normal. Good for her. Hopefully she'll be clever and go the Jodie Foster route.
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Her make-up looks really bad. She was going for "dramatic" but all I see are CRAZY EYES! Time to hire a new stylist Deb, one with taste.
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Who is the fat chick in the blue dress sticking out her tongue?
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dakota fanning=such a pretty girl
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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)
KATE HUDSON IS NOT ONLY UGLY, BUT A FAT PIG TOO...WHO ARE ALL THESE LOSERS??
I want to know when Dakota Fanning is going to start being a little bitch. Miley Cyrus is way out playing her. Speaking of which, where is that little hedgehog? I haven't seen her posted lately Bitch sicks me out, I see her all over the world, with little girls in all languages saying,"HANNAH MONTANA" I feel like one of those old vietnam war vets or something having bad dreams about those girls and their disney show obsessions (that goes for high school musical too!)
What the hell kind of GD outfit is Wonky McValtrex wearing? And what the fuck is she doing at the People's Choice Awards?
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People's Choice Awards ... the masses have no taste, it's too scary to watch.
Debra Messy's hair and makeup designed by Rachel Zoe again, I guess....tres hideous.
Dakota Fanning looks not only wonderful, but normal. These other people, not so much. Wonky's dress is very pretty but she should wear stockings over those legs, tres scarred. When is she going to start all that charity work she talked about on Larry King? Stupid liar.
Clarisse- does "porn music" sound different than everyother kind of music??
uggh, why is Carrie Underwear winning all these awards still, she is yesterdays news.
Egads the People's Choice was a loserfest, no wonder Christian Bale came at the end, he probably didn't want to endure that snoozefest! Wonky is desperate for attention and wants people to see her in her nice dwess..ugh, bitch please!
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Awwwwwww, Dakota Fanning is so gorgeous!!! Good for her for not turning into a slut. She's bringing "Old Hollywood" back.
Jordin Sparks is such an overrated, fat ugly tart and needs to never be seen again on a red carpet.
Wasn't Constantine from American Idol just doing community theatre in Jersey?
This year is a banner year for Bale! Three new movies. "Killing Pablo", "Public Enemies" (with Johnny fucking Depp!) and "Terminator Salvation"!
Yea me!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Why is Parisite Herpes-Hilton at the People's Choice Awards? She's one of the most annoying, stupid, and despised celebutards in existence. That effing fake baby voice she puts is so goddamn irritating.
KD,
I um, I did his hair before the show. *insert porn music*
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
I appreciate the fact that Dakota seems to not be a mega slut idiot child like Miley and all the Disney hos.
And the award goes to............
......Robin Williams' Hairpiece!!!!
Someone may have said this earlier, but why does Bale have a ginge beard? It's kind of weird. Is it dyed?
So apparently Peoples Choice was a snoozefest and The Dark Knight cast appeared at the end of the show!!!! WTF! that's the only reason I would watch the show in the first place to see Christian Bale's hot ass!!
So is Kate Hudson knocked up or is that dress just that awful?
Dakota Fanning is such a pretty girl. Love her in that dress.
You know that Brangie were fucking like rabbits on the set of MAMS!
Didn't know where to post this so I'm just going to throw it on down here. Just to call BS on Braddy boy's desperate pleas that "Angie and I did not fuck until after Jen and I were separated, honest, right hand up to God etc etc" read this:
http://ianundercover.com/2009/01/07/iuc-exclusive-iuc-calls-bs-on-brads-...
Most interesting is the second reader down's comment about how the director of MAMS said they were both fucking like rabbits the whole way through the shoot on a strong drug - I'm thinking probably coke, but could be crack I guess who knows. Bizarre that this is known and allowed to go on on a film set but having said that I worked on a local tv show on arts and crafts once and our presenter was snorting coke the whole day so I guess big name film stars can get away with whatever they want!
Dakota Fanning is looking lovely. Very fresh faced, unlike that Britney-in-the-making Miley Cyrus. I hope Miss Fanning continues to look age appropriate.
Debra Messing looks like a...mess. She has old lady face going on, and I certainly am not fooled by her drawing her lipstick outside of her skinny lips. A lot of wrinkles for someone who's barely 40.
The rest are looking vomitous, with the exception of Marisa Tomei.
Deb,
I know! I went eeeek when i seen that. Plus the pornstache has GOT to go
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Submitted by TinyHammer4 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:46pm.
Whoa - hold on a second here ... Riddle me this: WHY the hell does Debra messing look like someone just shot some rank spunk into her mouth
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Ha! She looks like she stuck her finger in an electrical socket! LOL!
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Whoa - hold on a second here ... Riddle me this: WHY the hell does Debra messing look like someone just shot some rank spunk into her mouth? WHAT the fuck is wrong with her?
p.s. kate h "looks" fat b/c of that fugly dress!
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All the winners are notified beforehand so they will show up. Kate Hudson is fat fat fat. Too much booze and mary jane. Boring show.
Gavin talk???
Oooohhhh sh*t. I think I just came at the mention of that fine fuckers name....fuck, sh*t I just came again...let me get the hell outta this thread before I begin to draw too many curious eyes....
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