Why Is She Holding That Trophy?
You know where that award would look best? You must be one of Sylvia Browne's relatives, because I know you know what I'm thinking. You have the gift. Katherine HAGel can shove that thing down her throat. It will fit perfectly. It wouldn't make sense for her to shove it up her culo since she goes caca through her mouth. I know, such hate. Blame HAGel. She does that to me.
Anyway, some moronic morons voted 27 Dresses their "Favorite Comedy Movie" at the People's Choice Awards. The idiots who voted that shit to win are also the people that think you can get knocked up from swallowing. I've had conversations with these kind of people. They really think the spermies can swim down to their baby making parts. I can't...
Okay, 27 Dresses was not bad, anything starring HAGel should not get an award. That only fuels her ego! She's probably on the Grey's Anatomy set this morning toting that shit around like it's an Oscar! I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow!
I usually watch the People's Choice Awards every year, because it's a better sedative than Sleepytime Tea, but my Tivo couldn't handle it last night. It was busy making love to Damages, 13: Fear is Real, The Real World: Brooklyn and blah...blah.. blah.. After reading bout the PCA, it looks like I didn't miss much.
The winners were pretty predictable. Brangelina were voted the greatest living things. Of course, they think they are too good for that shit, so they didn't grace the peons with their presence. Click here to see all the winners.
Below I've thrown a bunch of pictures into one big toilet below. You can pick each one out and dissect them or you can just flush. Your choice. Dakota Fanning honestly look the best, because the MAC Cosmetics counter didn't vomit all over her face.
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Queen Latifah's dress is beautiful!
Jennie Garth looks kinda cute.
Gavin Rossdale has a crazy widows peak.
Robin Williams looks bloated.
It is just me or does Christian Bale have a ginge beard?
God damnit, I sat thru two hours of this shit JUST to see if Senor Bale was going to show up. And of course they would leave it as the LAST award, ugh. Anyway I know I'm a loser but, I love award season.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Queen Latifah needs to get Jenny's ass on the line again. She's blown up to her "pre-Jenny" weight. I just can't wait until Valerie Bertinelli does the same. That bitch needs to get off the tv with her Jenny shit.
Kid Rock story... sorta.
Ok, so he totally ripped off Werewolves of London for his "summertime" shit, right? So a student was listening to this crap and a fellow teacher, who happens to be a monk, said "What is this shit?" and quickly pulled up the original and sang from beginning to end.
Monks are fucking sexxay!
I loved 27 Dresses.
*covers head and runs from thread*
The only awards show where you actually get an (promised ahead of time) award for showing up.
Dakota Fanning is growing up very nicely. Who is the chickie in the short gray dress? Her lips looked bruised or something, it's weird.
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Heath Ledger
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Kid Rock does look purty good except for that hash oil on his pants leg.
only 2 measley pictures of Christian Bale? Come on!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:33am.
I don't begrudge MK all the advertising revenue he can get. But then I use Adblocker so I rarely see the ads. I just think it's refreshing that he'd bash an advertiser.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
SSSSSHHHHH! She who shall not be named shouldn't be named for fear of minions! Remember?
Gawd I do not need another two day long smackdown to start today... sorry PSL.
after looking at the winners, the PCA just makes me hate people.
more than usual.
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Katherine Heigl is a young, beautiful, charismatic actress. I don't know why everyone here hates her so much. She is so magnetic and dynamic and alive on screen. "27 Dresses" was a delightful rom-com romp through the ups and downs of marriage and adulthood. She did a superb job and deserves this illustrious award. I only wish she hadn't looked so fucking ugly while picking it up. Nice double headband, bitch. Are you wearing a sports bra and a Bryn Mawr t-shirt underneath that suit jacket, on your way to play Ultimate Frisbee on the quad? If not, then sit down, ho.
Dakota Fanning is miraculously not unfortunate-looking as she gets older. Aren't these supposed to be her awkward years?
Teri Hatcher's hair sickens me almost as much as her face.
Debra Messing is a UFO.
Christian Bale is gorgeous, as always.
Carrie Underwood is a tacky orange CMT turkey. She reminds me of Nancy O'Dell.
Kate Hudson always looks like a fat, desperate, FAS whore when she wears her mom's old Laugh-In caftans. Without fail.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” ~Paris Hilton
Kid Rock looked SPECTACULAR.
You can't get knocked up from swallerin'?
Scuse me while I go gargle.
damn! i missed damages and the real world last nite!! i'm sure they'll play them again. Dakota is a total cutie, i love that she hasn't turned into a skank- a la miley. i like katherine heigel. please don't gouge my eyes out! i didn't think 27 dresses was that great but knocked up was fucking funny. i didn't look at the list yet but superbad totally should've won. i don't think i've seen such a funny fucking movie since super troopers.
Teri Hatchetface....whoa.
Gavin Rossdale is looking rat-face-like here, what's up?
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Christian Bale sighting!!! Noice! But a little perplexed at the whole mismatching facial hair/ hair on head thing. I know it happens, but why?
What the frick is Paris Hilton DOING there? I want to smash her. I want to smash her ugly face in with an aluminum baseball bat. I want to see her splintered bones poking through her torn and bloody flesh.
*panting*
She is like the douchey kid who no one likes, but she refuses to get the hint and even when you say "No one likes you. Get lost. Go find someone else to hang out with" she just laughs it off and offers to give the boys BJs behind the gym.
Sheeps that was exactly what I was thinking. I was a wallpaper thing too or something that took forever to load.
Also.....I think Dakota Fanning is turning out to be gorgous. Wow, hope she stays sweet and smart
Sheeps don't remind me. It was all over thw page
Remember when this site had an ad for Pigez's book, oh yeah, it still does!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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In that second photo, Kate Hudson looks like a fat soccer mom. And I love her, so Kate honey, work the arms...a tad.
Um, why is Parasite there???? Ugh!
Anyway, I actually think Heigel looks hood here, not as matronly as she has been looking.
And chick from 90210 has too much eyebrow makeup going on or something.
"I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow!" ahahahahaahahaa .... i'm crying ...hahahaaaaaaaaa. heretoforth i'm making that my quote.
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"I want total sensory deprivation and back-up drugs" ~ Eddie (Jennifer Saunders)
Dont front kid that movie was the ish, I loved it I must admit
Well, at least The Dark Knight won some award(s); I didn't watch, but I heard Christian Bale give props to Heath Ledger, that was cool.
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Remember when this site had an ad for "27 Dresses"?
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I am so glad I don't agree with "the people" on almost ANYTHING, what a bunch of crap. I Kissed A Girl should have won for most annoying song ever.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
God I hate her, I want her to try a one man one cup move on that thing...
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CHRISTIAN BALE!!!!
CHRISTIAN BALE!!!!
*swoons*
(you'd never know that I am in fact, an adult, would ya?)
CHRISTIAN BALE!!!!
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... so self aware, so full of shit.