Not Since "The Renewed Mind Is The Key"........
.....has a video changed my life and reminded me the true talent and hardcore glamour that exists in this world. Just like "The Renewed Mind is the Key," the music video above features a group of bitches who really deserve to be mega international superstars.
It was made in the 80s (when everything hot was created) by some company called the Southern Food Broker Corporation. They had the genius idea to do their own version of the "Super Bowl Shuffle" creatively called the "Super BROKER Shuffle." Why are they so imaginative? Apparently, the company doesn't exist anymore. Their headquarters probably exploded from the intense levels of raw talent inside the building.
We need to start a petition to get this group back together, so they can take their act on the road and revitalize hip hop! They have the power to do it. Although, the three hot bitches at 3:14 mark should join Danity Kane instead.
The dude at the 1:01 mark is my next baby daddy. He'll probably beat me up, cheat on me with hookers, give me The Clap, make me blow his homies, sell our baby for meth and call me a whore in front of my mom, but I don't care! I'm whipped by his rap skills. I'm rapmatized.
And don't eff with the G at the 2:40 mark. Not only will you go to hell if you don't buy his shit, but he will also gat slap you.
This is some EPIC shit.
Thanks PV
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OH. MY. .
***crying and catching the spirit of Jesus***
My life is now COMPLETE.
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
They don't beat Renewed Mind guys
So much raw sexuality packed into one video!
HOLY SHIT. I. am. in. shock. Seriously, where do you find this stuff?
love it. im with you mk on the 1:01 to peen town.
d/c
Okay, that geezer at 1:40 wasn't even trying! And that is the slowest moving bunch of people I think I've ever seen in a video of ANY kind.
* * tears pouring down face * *
not sure if they are laughter or horror or both.
That has made my day.
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
this is so epic that VH1 needs to do a "Where are they now" feature on these hot sluts. LOL
F-cking. Hot.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Pissing.
My.
Pants.
This is hilarious. You might want to check the 1990 Board of Directors from Compaq doing a rap to "Beat Big Blue": http://www.keephoustonrich.com/showVideo.asp?video=73
You just know that the poor guy that had to hold the nuts and sing did something to get on someone's bad side.
That was so uncomfortable that I couldn't watch it all. I pray that my company doesn't see this, they will think it is the coolest idea ever; next thing you know, Slutty will be in a video wearing a Southern Baptist cheerleading uniform.
r..i..n..g...r..i..n...g
** answers phone: hello, just one moment please.
** presses button for intercom: Charles Manson you have a phone call, Charles Manson phone call.
** hides under desk
Just Like A White Winged Dove
I didn't know there was actually such a thing as ANTI-charisma. Are they zombies, the undead? That would explain the grampa threatening to eat our lungs. (Yes, I know he actually said lunch).
"we do need an open post!"
With a picture of Eddie Izzard!!!
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we do need an open post!
*slaps molotovs ass*
NICE!
;)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:55pm.
Im sick of people bitching that I never answer my phone when Im
- working
- crossong a busy street
- buying groceries
- at a loud bar
- trying to avoid your ass!
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we so need an open post... I could go off on this topic for a long time.
Some of the people in this video look like convicted sex offenders. Not hot.
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Southern Food Broker Corporation sounds like a 70's southern rock band that would have toured with Lynrd Skynard and Grand Funk Railroad.
Clearly someone at this company heard that rap was the new big thing, and thought they would be totally original if they made their employees rap in the video.
Unfortunately, whomever thought this up failed to recognize that the majority of their employees were old, Southern white men without any sense of rhythm.
I didn't know you had to shake A-1 up that much...
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the end...
Jesum Crow! That is 4 minutes of my life I will never get back and that's okay! Love the dude at 1:01! I will never look at Grey Poupon the same way again!!!!!!
The guy at 3:00 gives an erotic hand job to the bottle of A1 sauce...now that I am fully aroused, the only thing left to do is vote for Mikey; Best Flogger....I mean Blogger!!! Go Dlisted!!!
Here's the original. It's pretty corny, too. RIP Sweetness!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Charlie Parson at :57 in is thinking "WTF am I doing here man?"
That was lifechanging!
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
I didnt come here to coo and cuddle, I came here to win the Super Broker Shuffle!
DAmn straight Manson!!
OMG this was so GD funny!!
Don't you just love holding back the laughter!!!
hahahahaha
Epic fo sho!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
I was in the worst fucking mood until I saw this!
These sluts are hot- Especially gramps when he says he's going to "eat your lungs" or some shit....at least thats what I heard.
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do it do it do it
I didn't see Velveeta represented.
Oooh...they so gangsta! That guy with the backward name said: Hayell! (Hell)
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SoFoBroCo representin'.
Hahahahahaha. My god.
They sound really enthused!
oh ouch...i feel so embarrassed for them, still...even now 20 years later. i have quit jobs for way less than that!
Next MK will be posting old black and white 1957 Buick ads. Youtube is addictive.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:49pm.
I am with you on that fo sho CM.
Im sick of people bitching that I never answer my phone when Im
- working
- crossong a busy street
- buying groceries
- at a loud bar
- trying to avoid your ass!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Fuck man...is it just me or is today the slowest freaking day ever?
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Christmas is over :(
I would quit my fucking job before I did this raggedy shit
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
WOW happy mullet times!
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I forgot to turn off my music player so for like 30 seconds, I thought they were doing this video to Rocky Raccoon!
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
The guy at 2:50 had a touch of boomhauer voice...
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FUCK THOSE GODDAMN BITCHES. I WANT MY HARD WIRED ROTARY PHONE BACK. YOU CAN TAKE MY CELL FUCKING GODDAMN PHONE AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS. I AM SICK OF MY PRECIOUS GODDAMN FUCKING WIFE CALLING ME AT ALL FUCKING HOURS. FUCK THAT SHIT. I WANT TO ABLE TO CRUISE FUCKING GODDAMN AROUND FOR 3 HOURS WITHOUT NO FUCK GODDAMN BODY BEING ABLE TO FUCKING REACH ME. FUCK.
white people need to stop, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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I need to watch this stoned.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
It was made in the 80s (when everything hot was created)--- Like me!!!!
haha the girls at the end were so over that shit they werent even trying
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Christmas is over :(
The guy who threatens to eat my lunch is pretty hot.
holy hotness
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
clapping in time is soooo difficult. And ackwardly grasping canned goods is what makes me wanna sell sell sell! Sign me... down.
OMG, that made my day! The only thing that puzzles me is why they don't carry Wonder Bread.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson