Why?!
Jay Mohr changed his name to Jay Cox Mohr (or Mohr Cox as I like to call him) to show his love for his wife Nikki. But what he really should have done to show his affection for her is take away the Wesson oil or whatever else she's fucking injecting into her poor lips.
That shit is making my own lips want to run to the nearest law office to get some kind of contract together for me to agree never to torture them this way. It's not normal that when you talk, your lips start making whistle noises. I bet you Mohr Cox is making her partake in this fuckery, because the greedy fucktard wants her to have two sets of cooch lips. Please, Nikki! My lips are begging you to quit it. Go get your lips lipoed before they get bigger, cover up your nostrils and prevent you from breathing through your nose. It's not too late.
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seriously these bitches have way to much $$ and way to much self introspection so its kinda nice to see them totally fucking up their faces
To quote the punk rock song " nice legs shame about the face"!!!
Snideychick sez:
She sould have spent her money on getting that zitty, shitty skin taken care of instead of getting her lip inflated.
She should change her name from Nikki to Lippy.
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Soon they will be implanting inflatable lips that can be pumped up each morning to their maximum distention. Some will even take these to the extreme and explode their lips altogether.
The fucking doctors who are willing to accept money to mutilate people like this should have their medical licenses revoked. She has DESTROYED her face.
Yikes...I don't see pretty in those gigantic lips.
thia is some tragic shit here...and they look like the number "ten" standing next to each other...
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Apparently she's starting a new wedding tradition where after throwing the bouquet, the bride gets smacked in the face with a shovel.
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Submitted by rabbitnv on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:38pm.
Yowza...but she has NOTHING on Lisa Rinna. At least Nikki looks semi-normal from the nose up; Rinna is just one face full of fug.
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I disagree. This is really fucking scary to me.
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Just plain ugly.
This used to be a smoking hot woman. So hot, this woman said, "damn". Now look at her.
I would say she looks like a clown, but then that would insult clowns.
Yowza...but she has NOTHING on Lisa Rinna. At least Nikki looks semi-normal from the nose up; Rinna is just one face full of fug.
Are we sure THIS isn't Chloe Lattanzi's mother?
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:29pm.
"Her lips look like Janice from the muppet band, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem."
OMG!! I have referenced Janice, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, but no one ever gets reference. I love that I'm not the only one!
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We say up in here that Donatella Versace looks like Janice the Muppet.
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I actually saw the 2 of them the other day in Manhattan when I was leaving work. I love Jay Mohr, he's a funny guy, but he honestly looked like someone hit him with the ugly stick. And in order for me to really recognize Nikki, I stared at her mouth- and sho' nuff...it was her. QUACK.
"Her lips look like Janice from the muppet band, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem."
OMG!! I have referenced Janice, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, but no one ever gets reference. I love that I'm not the only one!
Topic: her lips are deformed. The inside of her mouth is now on the outside. Yeesh. Also, Jay Cox Mohr sounds like a porn name.
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You know how they always say that actors are affected by their former roles? I didn't expect Mr. Floppy would be such an influence.
Her lips look like Janice from the muppet band, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/f/fe/Mayhem.band.poster....
Is it that hard to put on an even coat of mascara or is that she never washes her face and just layers yesterday's mascara and the day before, and the day before, and the day before...??????
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Whatever she's doing to his cock has made him insane.
To get any straight man to put the word 'cox' near his name (legally!) clearly indicates she has superhuman vagina control. She might be able to count change with it or open doors.
Cheers.
This girl used to be hotter than hot, or so I thought anyway. There's nothing wrong with thin lips, or medium lips or whatever. Everyone doesnt need to look like Howard the Duck. Damn!
"I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta bubblegum"
Not a very attractive "beard."
And can't she afford shoes that fit?
What in pussy lips hell?!
What. The. Fuck ??? Maybe she's thinking "If I look like I just gave someone a 4-day blow job, I'll look sexy!"? Hurl-o-rama!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:57pm.
He had a nosejob, that leaves no room for judgement.
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Oh I wasn't whying over him being with her, I was just repeating what others said about questioning why she would mutilate herself that way to begin with. That picture just grossed me out in particular.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:57pm.
And holy fucking hell--eyelash brush for fuck's sake? How can anyone with a mirror leave the house with all those clumps?
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Bitch is going the way of Tammy Faye, it ain't pretty and it isn't going to end well.
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G to the ROSS... I love Jay...but don't like him anymore now that he is with tanker lips! I think this girl used to be really pretty...hideous. Why do women think duck lips work??? They look so ridiculous, I wonder if any plastic surgeons get sued over this fuckery! There should be class action suits over all the fucktard plastic surgeons out there who charge an arm and a foot for women to look like complete freaks...Jay I am your girl and I have normal sized lips...call me anytime (through dlisted of course!!)
Submitted by Sbeetle on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:52pm.
Omigod! Did you notice in the picture where Jay is kissing her, his TWO lips fit on her TOP lip? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Why?
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He had a nosejob, that leaves no room for judgement.
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Holy fucking shit, she's YOUNGER than me? I would have thought she was closer to 37-38 given all the lines on her face and how leathery her skin looks. And holy fucking hell--eyelash brush for fuck's sake? How can anyone with a mirror leave the house with all those clumps? This, of course, does help draw attention away from the gangbanged anus on her face...which might explain it.
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Omigod! Did you notice in the picture where Jay is kissing her, his TWO lips fit on her TOP lip? Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Why?
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"Submitted by beneaththerose on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:28pm.
SMH... She looks like that freaky vampire chick from that 80's horror flick Fright Night."
We have that movie on DVD. LOL I think the chick in that film looked a lot better than her!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:45pm.
The chik WAS hot.Please 'splain me why she went with the AIR BAG lips?
==She figured it would make her look more like Angelina. FAIL.
The chik WAS hot.Please 'splain me why she went with the AIR BAG lips?
My GOD! She looks worse than the last time I saw her! I can't believe what she's doing to herself. She used to be so pretty. She clearly has issues and I hope she gets some help.
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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:24pm.
DSL as in Dang Scary?
Dick-sucking.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
She use to be so pretty - she needs to stop messing with her face - STAT!!!
I loved fright night! Evil Ed!
She's a csae of nice legs, shame about the face as the song goes.
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Them thangs look like...the fat edge of a C quality porkchop. yuk.
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SMH... She looks like that freaky vampire chick from that 80's horror flick Fright Night.
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Those aren't even DSL. They're just carp lips and wildly outsized for her other features.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
I did that lip thing once and i looked like a fucking duck.
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If we poked her lips with a straight pin would gunk shoot out? Like lancing a boil?
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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)
She also has a chin implant. Those two tiny pits in each side of her chin is a give away
AAARRRRGGG!! my brain is gonna blow up if bitches don't STOP PUTTING THAT SHIT IN THEIR LLLIIIPPPPSSS. IT LOOKS LIKE...
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STOOPID BITCHES!!!!
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:42pm.
Oh, honey, someone cares.
Relipulous.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 3:12pm.
pissholes in snow have depth. i see nothing in her eyes.
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