Why?!
Jay Mohr changed his name to Jay Cox Mohr (or Mohr Cox as I like to call him) to show his love for his wife Nikki. But what he really should have done to show his affection for her is take away the Wesson oil or whatever else she's fucking injecting into her poor lips.
That shit is making my own lips want to run to the nearest law office to get some kind of contract together for me to agree never to torture them this way. It's not normal that when you talk, your lips start making whistle noises. I bet you Mohr Cox is making her partake in this fuckery, because the greedy fucktard wants her to have two sets of cooch lips. Please, Nikki! My lips are begging you to quit it. Go get your lips lipoed before they get bigger, cover up your nostrils and prevent you from breathing through your nose. It's not too late.
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Hey, maybe she knows how bad she looks...but it's not like you can just reverse it, I don't think you can anyway.
We'll just have to hope that no one would want to willingly look that way and the next time we see her, she will look normal instead of like a fish.
Triston is correct (as usual). She got all knifed up, for what?
This is what happens when already pretty girls lose self-confidence and let Hollywood butcher them up.
Damn shame!
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does she think she looks pretty? fuck, who the hell is going to cast this monster-looking creature in a show or movie that is not a horror flick? she is typecasting herself with this cosmetic "enhancement." Makes me want to run and get her a family-size tube of preparation H extra strength.
Jay Mohr Cox is a hot name...if he had gone for that he would have finally become real famous lol
labia lips
She used to be so pretty...what the hell happened. Remember when she was on General Hospital?She was Jagger's(Antonio Sabato)long lost sister! She was sooooooo adorable then!
Big-mouthed frogwhore. Why? And her eyes are like pissholes in the snow.
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I sent the Bf an e-mail with a pic of her back when she was hot..and asked him what he thought ..he said she was hot (duh!) lol then I sent him this pic and asked him what he thought now..and the poor guy was like "what the hell just happened?" hahhaa he couldnt believe it was the same girl
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Why do people think anus face is a good thing?
Damn shame. She's used to be supremely fuckable.
Shit, if you were drunk and she was blowing you, you might think you were tar piping her.
the DUDE! abides...
I think she lost some brain cells when she was screwing Bobcat Goldwaith and maybe she wants to change her face to forget the fact that she was screwing Goldwaith.
way to ruin your face. dummy. she cant think this looks good. and i SHAN'T forgive MK for this close up. SHAN'T!
wiki says she's 30. they cant be trusted. that would mean she was 17 when she started that show with the puppet. i dunno. sketch.
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Damn, her lips are taking over the entire village.
Omg, this is a travesty. So sad. She's completely lost perspective on those lips and that awful husband of hers let her -- love isn't changing your name, it's closing down her plastic surgery bank account so she doesn't further indulge her desire to self-mutilate. I have to repeat: so sad. I remember when this chick was a kid and played Jagger's (Antonio Sabato Jr) sister, Gina, on General Hospital...
twatlips!
I still think she's unbelievably beautiful. She has always had really full lips, so I am unsure why she is getting them injected.. if she is, she should lay off.. but her body is rockin'.. He is TOTALLY whipped over her though.
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Submitted by HellaciousB on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:39pm.
see the thing is, ..we don't care.
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Mohr lips please.
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OMG, her lips look terrible! What is she thinking and why hasn't Jay stopped her?
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
Here's her people. Will someone please call them and to tell her to cut the shit before someone mistakes her for Mr. Limpet, for chrissakes.
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oh man. haha!
Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:28pm.
What board certfied plastic surgeon did this work?
Isn't it the job of the doctor to say NO MORE?
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I would say that that falls into the oft ignored component of professional work: ethics.
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This is a classic example of a scroll-down freak out. FUCK! Those are bad. Really bad.
What board certfied plastic surgeon did this work? Seriously, it's time for these doctors to become accountable for disfiguring these women. Clearly she's not capable of looking in a mirror and seeing what she REALLY looks like. Isn't it the job of the doctor to say NO MORE?
is this open post?
because otherwise this bitch is busted and there is nothing to talk about...
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Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
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Submitted by sonne on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:18pm.
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Okay, now when was Rene Zellweger hot?!?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Memo to Nikki, Melanie Griffith, Meg Ryan, Priscilla Presley, Harry Hamlin's wife what's her name, just say no to whatever you are doing to your lips. This is just hideous.
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She has to be mentally unstable.
She's 29!?!?!
Holy mother of god.
Shes beginning to get that Bride of Wildenstein look...NAST.
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i have an ex coworker who would get the lip injections, it always looked waaaay worse the first day (not that I thought it looked good after that but it was nowhere near as dramatic) Maybe she just had then done for the awards? Stupid ho, LOL
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Wow, she looks so bad. Her face is too small for those big honking duck lips. She looks wrong. It's off topic, but I just saw Renee Zellweger in Appaloosa and omg, did she lose all the hot she may or may not have ever had or what? She looked terrible.
I look forward to when the pendulum (hopefully) swings back to natural beauty.
Nice trout pout.
Pucker up!
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
She looks like a 'Wide Mouthed Green Tree Frog'. Every time I saw her on L.V. I thought fuck her head is gross and WTF is up with her tits, chest??? Yuck yuck yuck
She's hot like Tammy Faye Baker was.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
What did this bitch do, go to a plastic surgeon's office and say " I want people to think I have something wrong with me, like I have some kind of infection causing my lips to swell up and creep people out" How the hell can she look in the mirror and not want to sue seven shades of shit out of the asshole that did this to her?
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She looks like a straight up alien. No beauty there whatsoever. He seems like a cool guy but something is off. Changing his name to hers? Weird.
Man, that is one ugly bitch. Even if she didn't have the overly-inflated lips, she is still one ugly bitch.
if you ask me, she IS delusional. she is delusional that in her NORMAL state she is not beautiful.
but she IS.
but that surgery. quintuple ewww.
all i know is, she must have felt ugly for a long time to be so distorted at such a young age.
i am glad i never really gave my looks much thought. average. cute enough
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Is he under the influence of a love potion or is he legally blind?. She looks horrible, honestly. She must not own a mirror or she's delusional. Either way, her lips really look like a swollen anus.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
ha ha, maybe so, snowpiece
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she fucked up her lips and how are her boobs so saggy, they are fake!!! God she used to be so beautiful! She screwed up her face!
she looks ridiculous with those lips!
lmfao @ "your face scares me" tag
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
I WILL TAKE THOSE BABOON ASSED LIPS AND FRY THEM IN ABOUT 2 INCHES OF GODDAMN CRISCO. AND MAKE SURE TO FUCKING POKE THEM AHEAD OF TIME AND STUFF THEM WITH MOTHERFUCKING ROSEMARY AND FUCKING GARLIC.
Can we have a new post
I can't look at this sideways ass lip pic no more.
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Submitted by kindmaryjane on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:46pm.
"A lot of the actresses in Hollywood start to look the same after about the age of 35."
The really sad thing? She's 29.
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YOURE EFFING KIDDING!!!!
I thought she was at least 40!!! AT LEAST!
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Holy Collagen! Remember when she was hot?....