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Jay Mohr changed his name to Jay Cox Mohr (or Mohr Cox as I like to call him) to show his love for his wife Nikki. But what he really should have done to show his affection for her is take away the Wesson oil or whatever else she's fucking injecting into her poor lips.
That shit is making my own lips want to run to the nearest law office to get some kind of contract together for me to agree never to torture them this way. It's not normal that when you talk, your lips start making whistle noises. I bet you Mohr Cox is making her partake in this fuckery, because the greedy fucktard wants her to have two sets of cooch lips. Please, Nikki! My lips are begging you to quit it. Go get your lips lipoed before they get bigger, cover up your nostrils and prevent you from breathing through your nose. It's not too late.
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"A lot of the actresses in Hollywood start to look the same after about the age of 35."
The really sad thing? She's 29.
Love Anderson, I drool hard over the Dumahl.
He is sooooooo cute.
a shame. She used to be so beautiful. What kind of twisted body dysmorphia must she have to think that this is better than her original face.
And Mr Cox... if you love her, as it seems you really really do, it is your responsibility to try to help her with her addiction, try to address whatever it is emotionally that drives her to cut up her goddamn face.
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Holy shit!! Why would you do that to your face??? Is there not one person in her life who tells her the truth?? She looks like a friggin large mouth bass!
I’m just going to repeat what everyone else is saying, but why did she mutilate her lips like that? From her nose up, she’s pretty (minus the clumpy mascara). But those lips – eek! Disgusting! She can’t possibly think they look good, unless she’s really warped in the mind (which she must be to have done that to herself in the first place).
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Not attractive. Too much mascara, roid lips, her teeth are capped too. Why so plastic? Do people really think this is a good look? Such a shame.
She looks bad but come on ...those are serious cock sucking lips if I ever saw a pair.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
And lets not forget those eyelashes. luckily it's only mascara & can was off. But why so clumpy? Can she not afford a brush to brush those things out & seperate them? Ick.
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That is so fucked up. She used to be quite pretty.
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Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:31pm.
LOL!
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its been said before but people need to wait before they do plastic surgery because that sh*t hasnt been perfected yet and instead of looking younger, you just look like an alien...or monster or something..
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:33pm.
ugh, I hate people like that :(
but they are fun to fuck with!
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How can she even be serious. Maybe it's a joke?
Her eyes look artificially small - did she have something done to her eyes too, to make them look squintier. Probs - I don't think there is one single feature on this woman's face that she has not surgically altered. I see the nose job and injections all over her face which make it all puff out and Wildenstein-y. And of course, the gigantic, freakish cartoon lips.
Submitted by la cucaracha: "A lot of the actresses in Hollywood start to look the same after about the age of 35. They start getting that cat womanish look..."
A lot of older women on the Upper East Side in NYC, too. They usually think of themselves as "genteel". You can tell by the way they speak that they are "classy". And they flirt with all males and treat every younger female with contempt. It's a type. There are lots of them here.
shes now a bio-chemical factory designed to grow organic float plane pontoons.
LOL @ Rishkin
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:26pm.
You know that you are a train-wreck when Bob Goldthwait is "the one that got away".
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Yep, just when you think you're the sexist thang evah; bam, that old memory comes back.
That is GROSS!
Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
pfft
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Why do beautiful women do this to themselves? It's very sad. Nicole Kidman isn't there yet, but she's edging in that direction.
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So now women in hollywood either look like tanorexic, silicone, white haired weirdos or fish/Angelina hybrids.
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"Your face scares me" is right. I wish people would realize how utterly ridiculous those lip alterations make them look.
Funny thing is, his lips (at least his top one) are very thin. How can anyone think those lips look good?! I can't stand any face that has that typical Beverly Hills old lady-overplastinated look.
wonder what she looks like without the 20 lbs of makeup ...ooooooo scawyyyy!
Hideous, just fucking hideous.
She looks absolutely horrible from the neck up (great bod though), and i thought she was pretty in that norm macdonald show - whatever it was called.
Jay has always totally given me the creeps.
Oh my stars! She was so gorgeous on General Hospital and Unhappily Ever After. Now she looks like Lisa Rinna's sluttier younger sister. Sadness. :*(
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She looks like some grotesque charicature of something.
She looks like she was trying to attan the Olsen Trolls "prune" face but her lips couldn't quite make it.
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frightening - she's venturing into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory now.
Must have sucked the fat outta her legs to put into her lips...I bet Jay has nightmares about kissing those flaps!
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I'm looking at her pic and all I can think is,
"Anyroid,..."
She looks like those funny composites they do in Conan "if they mated" of Angie Ho and some ugly gorilla
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Those pants do not fit him right! and whats up with the shoes...
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Christmas is over :(
You know that you are a train-wreck when Bob Goldthwait is "the one that got away".
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Being home sick yesterday, I watched re-runs of Las Vegas. Nikki still looked half way normal while still on that show.
She is becoming a character of herself.
thats DISGUSTING! who would even want to kiss those? how does she eat anything? Everything around her mouth must be numb from so many injections!
Submitted by birdie on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:23pm.
Her lips are so big she can barely close her mouth.
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Well now that you've made a point, exactly when is the last time we saw a pic of her with her mouth closed?
She has great legs, but that's about it. The girl has hit the wall. I think that's after years with Bobcat Goldwait. That would age anyone badly.
And Jay got fat...but he's a man, so that's acceptable in Hollywood (see Russell Crowe).
Submitted by Hekki - Now Nikki (classy spelling, BTW) did not need to wear that much mascara or foundation. I doubt that her skin is so bad that she had to trowel that shit on.
IMO, her skin does look to be in pretty bad shape (see the side angles). Are those zits or moles? I'm guessing zits because if she can spend that much $ on collagen, she could have also lasered off the moles.
And that's what happens when you use old mascara. It should have been tossed two months ago.
What the fuck did she do to her face??? She used to be cute, now she looks like a fucking clown! Quit that shit STAT, bitch! Damn, how many times do I have to say this, don't fix it if it ain't broken!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
What is it about Hollyweird that makes people forget what normal people look like? And by normal I mean people w/o 5000 lbs of collagen in their faces.
I was looking at some older pictures of her and she looked gorgeous the way she was.I wonder if she regrets doing that to herself?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
WTF????
A lot of the actresses in Hollywood start to look the same after about the age of 35. They start getting that cat womanish look...you know that lady who had like a 1000 plastic surgeries to look like a cat..they all start to look like that after awhile...
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Her lips are so big she can barely close her mouth.
AAAHHH MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!
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This girls has never been pretty, just killer body. anyway she has permanently damaged her face just like lara flyn boyle....pathetic....
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