Vintage Mini-Me
This is the most adorable thing I've seen since watching a video of a hedgehog stuck in a toilet paper roll earlier today. It's Verne Troyer when he was in high school in Michigan. So I guess we can say when he was a mini-mini-Mini-Me. He looks like a little chipmunk! I just want to give birth to him and feed him acorns. You know, that's probably possible now, because I'm sure I can get him up my no-no and then push him out. But he doesn't have that little Alvin from The Chipmunks face anymore!
Verne was even voted Centreville High's Prom King! Hmm... I suspect some ballot-stuffing went on. Meaning, Verne stuffed himself in the ballot box, so that when they went to open it, he was just sitting there. They said "fuck it" and declared him the winner! Seriously, if he went to my high school, I would have voted him Prom King, Homecoming Queen, Big Mini Man on Campus, etc... etc....
And for more Verne adorableness, click here to see him in an afro wig singing "Endless Love" with Ulrika Jonsson on Celebrity Big Brother. I wish Verne could serenade me to sleep every night with his lil' baby chipmunk voice.
(Thanks Dionne)
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Submitted by TinyHammer4 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:07pm.
Mini-me's house smelling like farm animals is probably the least surprising thing I've heard all day.
Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:02pm.
Sugaroo
Vern peeing was funny but him driving naked on his scooter was disturbing haha.
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So were those weird drunk sounds he made when Peter Brady was trying to cop a feel.
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There must be a doctor in my area that works with little people, because I see them every where. BUT, something about Vern just creeps me out.
I think it's his drunken ramblings. Wasn't he yelling stuff about his family when he was riding the scooter drunk?
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:04pm.
Anybody seen his sex tape yet?
No, were you in it?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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True story here: Mini-me is NOT that nice, he's actually a nasty, grumpy pervy dude who has an ego much bigger than his actual size. When I was waitressing, he came into the restaurant and asked me if we had a fucking phone book he could use as a fucking booster seat. No lie. I'm thinking - you just did Austin Powers, shouldn't you be able to afford a custom-made booster? Also, my second run in with the mini-me was a few years later when we were house shopping ... this relator showed us his house -- it was very odd & smelled weird. Like farm animals.
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I just want to cover her up in bird seeds and grass and feed her to Fishsticks Paltrow! - MK
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:03pm.
cause you wrote DETRIOT
im not worried about it
i wondered cause i used to live near there and go there quite a bit.
nevahmind
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who would ever have guessed he would turn into a dirty grotesque alcholic! so cute!
Anybody seen his sex tape yet?
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 2:01pm.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:57pm.
u live in dtown?
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Dont worry about me! Why do you want to know? do you?
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Sugaroo
Vern peeing was funny but him driving naked on his scooter was disturbing haha.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:56pm.
I just can't make fun of him. He's already been dealt a bad hand by Mother Nature anyways. I'm sure it's not easy being him.
When he put yourself in the situation he has(with the sex tape) I have all the right to make fun of him.
Aw, looking at a teen Mini Me warms my cold dark heart.
He looks the same.
Submitted by la cucaracha on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 1:57pm.
u live in dtown?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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ha! as if I needed any more proof
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Actually, when he orgasms, he does the Rockette kick followed by jazz hands and a curtsy. - MK on Matthew Broderick
Mini was kinda cute in high school.
Who knew he'd grow up to be a huge movie star? I love this pic of a grown up Vern below in a RUN DMC shirt. Its classic like the ol cap and gown
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=2921
La Pequena could have done a better job. She/He has so much more personality than Verne.
When he peed in the corner, I died laughing. Mini Peen!
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
LOL for a sec I was like "Hedgehogs BARK?!?"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
vote for MK come on hurry up vote often
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Michigan....DETROIT WHAT!
Vern was NOT that effing cute as a kid....he looks older than he is now in that pic!
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There's a reason they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy - NOTHING beats pussy. -TV
Is this the same poor Tiggy Winkle that those crazy ladies had drowning in a bath tub a few weeks back. Geez, Beatrix Potter would not approve of this.
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I just can't make fun of him. He's already been dealt a bad hand by Mother Nature anyways. I'm sure it's not easy being him.