Thursday, January 8th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Coco Chanel is digging herself out of her own grave to come beat this twat - Hollywood Tuna
Mischa Barton posted staged bikini pictures of herself in a bid for her relevancy - Egotastic!
Lady Gaga's acoustic version of "Poker Face" isn't completely shitty - Towleroad
Pitt on a bike - Popsugar
Happy Birfday, Zahara - Lainey Gossip
Playboy needs some of this (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Taylor Lautner is still Jacob in the Twilight sequel. Whatever that means.... - Just Jared
Drunky Alba - Cityrag
I'm afraid SamRo's chopstick legs make break during scissor sessions - Hollywood Rag
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UGH. Screw this dumb bitch. I sported that look in 2001.
~dreylove
Samro's baseball bat legs could be considered lethal weapons.
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Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:57pm.
phonility. Oh yes, that's a word.
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Dude - bend over. It's time for me to kiss your ass!;p
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I hate to say it it but as much as I hate Speidi, they need to be examined further. How can you grown up rich, have such a hunger for even more fame and wealth when the nation is clearly crumbling around you, AND maintain a relationship based on fake publicity. I guess my brutal honesty doesn't allow for such phonility. Oh yes, that's a word.
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Speaking of SamRo.....Did anyone read this caca. Seriously, this child needs to go away. She is beyond retarded.
http://movies.msn.com/hotgossip/1-08-09_3/?gt1=28101
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:11pm.
Yuck indeed! (you're fingers can't be that fat!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb her thighs are the size of my arms...that makes her calves the size of my fingers. YUCK!
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I would donate a kidney to that Batitsa (spelling mistake but it stays) bowser to see Coco Chanel pull a Sharon Osborne-style beatdown on fish lips.
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And why do people still propose? What's wrong with just saying, "Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let's go ruin our lives together."
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 6:12pm.
I'm not sure it's possible for SamRo's toothpick legs to look any skinnier but I think they do in that link. Looks like the lezzies broke up or whatever. Boofuckinghoo.
You're right, but look at her upper thighs, they're big compared to the rest of her legs. She's got no muscle tone, even though her legs are toothpicks. Yeck!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I'm not sure it's possible for SamRo's toothpick legs to look any skinnier but I think they do in that link. Looks like the lezzies broke up or whatever. Boofuckinghoo.
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It that HOT Zahara's birthday, and you don't give her a thread? Shame on you MK!!
Sorry but Zahara is the Jolie-Pitt that will be kicking ass soon!
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:23pm.
Oh fuck. I am wearing a navy blue TH sweater today. It's vee necked.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
SamRo = Mr. Burns. Yuk.
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:07pm.
I got his magic forest right here ::pointing down:::
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Say wut!
Heidi acts like this is the first time ANYONE has EVER done this to their nails. Please, gf, i was seeing bitches do this when you were too young for nail polish.
and in defense of LV: I have owned LV monogram items almost all my life. My grandmother bought me an LV traincase when I was 13 (when I saw Jackie O had one), and I've had LV even when whores like Jessica Simpson weren't making it something everyone else wanted. I'm sick of seeing all the horrible fakes. I only like the monogram, and still carry my monogram items. I'm no Coach fan - just don't like their products. Too many fakes of that as well. And don't even get me started on how ugly Dooney & Burke is. I'll just stick to my LV monogram, thanks. :)
Submitted by blueberry on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:02pm.
Who cares about that Taylor Lautner guy, all I wanna know is if Robert Pattinson's magic forest is growing again. Sometimes I miss it so much it hurts.
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I got his magic forest right here ::pointing down:::
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
Who cares about that Taylor Lautner guy, all I wanna know is if Robert Pattinson's magic forest is growing again. Sometimes I miss it so much it hurts.
There is no muscle on SamRo's leg bones with which to move them. How is she even walking on those pipecleaners? I don't understand, it seems physically impossible.
Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:34pm.
How many times do we need to see pictures of Brad Pitt on a motorcycle...who cares
As many as we need Mischa Barton bikini pictures.
@snowy: I grabbed that Alba pic:)
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I'll get slaughtered for this, but I actually like Heidi and Spencer a lot more than other "celebs". At least you know what you are getting with them. There isn't a whole lot of phoniness going on there. It's just pure, unabashed whorism. I have to give them props for working it so hard.
Babe I said you messed up my happy home, and made me mistreat my only child--Led Zeppelin
There's a pic of SamRo walking behind LiLo all sickly looking, with her head down and that same outfit which is perfect for photochopping shackles and a ball and chain around those lesbotronic boots.
The girl is sucking the lifeforce out of her.
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"Where's my cocaine I'm gonna watch this video and remember the disco." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTgCUlw5ZrM
How many times do we need to see pictures of Brad Pitt on a motorcycle...who cares.
Samro makes me feel ill..
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On the Hollywood Tuna close up, it's obvious she's wearing a diamond studded "SPEIDI" around her neck. If Coco isn't digging, I'll go grab a shovel.
That Lady Gaga clip was impressive. It's nice to see a pop star with talent once in a while.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:26pm.
haha
one of my favorite quotes:
"A dress should be tight enough to show that you are a woman, but loose enough to show that you are a lady." - Coco Chanel
HEIDI??? HEAR THAT YOU SQUIDBRAINED HO??
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True!
and Coco also said "simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance"...so Parisite, Heidi Ho and pretty much most of hollywood skanks have zero elegance. HEAR THAT FAKE TITTIED HO??
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Happy B day Zahara!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
As I love to spout over and over again, Coach and Louis Vuitton and Prada are DONE.
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A-FUCKING-MEN!
Add Burberry to that list please.
I think the LV-lovers have gotten the message and are getting Coach and Burberry now. I still hate to see them.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
haha
one of my favorite quotes:
"A dress should be tight enough to show that you are a woman, but loose enough to show that you are a lady." - Coco Chanel
HEIDI??? HEAR THAT YOU SQUIDBRAINED HO??
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HBD Zahara!! : )
I'm sure all the loons at JJ are masturbating furiously to all those pictures of zahara. Honestly does nobody think its wrong/creepy to celebrate the birthday of a celebrity child?
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Coco had more class in one fingernail than that twat has in......ten
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I'm sorry, Mrs. G. I'm sure your Coach bag is nice, and you are certainly not one of the people I'm talking about. I have a very nice Coach wallet that I LOVE, to be fair. I'm talking about the stupid girl on the subway who thinks a Coach bag is the height of luxury and will lead everyone to believe she's an heiress like Paris Hilton because she has one.
And I am just a bitter snob who can't afford to buy a bag off the street corner right now.
ooo angel, look at that big ole pic of lil' miseralba....she needs some cholization!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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Yea, it's true about the Coach, Gucci, and Coco shi**. When you see chongas with acrylic nails and big gold hoop earrings with their names in them walking down South Beach carrying that sh**, you know it's through. Kinda like when Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, and Polo use to be the "thing" back in the early-mid '90's. When is the last time you saw someone rock a Tommy Hilfiger shirt or a pair of CK boxers?
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Happy Birthday Zahara! If you ever get sick of those Brangelina's come play at my house! ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
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I cannot wait until little Zahara hits about 14 and kicks the shit out of Angelina.
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... so self aware, so full of shit.
Coco Chanel is digging herself out of her own grave to come beat this twat -
ROTFLMAO! MK you crazy ass!! Damn I must clean my monitor.
No MK. Coco Chanel does not need to crawl out of her grave to give this twat a black eye and a good beatin' all around. I'll do it for her.
Let Coco RIP
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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Zahara is such a fierce looking cutie patootie!
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Samro is one ugly ass human being period.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
MK wrote: Coco Chanel is digging herself out of her own grave to come beat this twat.
I farking WISH.
The Chanel brand has not been completely ruined, but almost... As I love to spout over and over again, Coach and Louis Vuitton and Prada are DONE. And people with real money don't carry those bags anyway. They have shit the masses have never heard of; their own calling card of luxury, if you will.
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=( I just got an awesome coach tote
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:14pm.
You forgot Gucci. Gucci has been a complete mess since Tom Ford left (at least IMO).
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Amy should stay in St. Lucia as long as possible. They have fine recording studios there. She can entertain a string of young male visitors from home and work on getting better.
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Send me a picture and I will let you know if I believe you are cute enough for free oral. I will not go down on anyone who is on the rag unless we are dating. Sorry for the inconvenience.
You know - Amy doesn't look half bad ...if it wasn't for her hair and her sad boobies, I wouldn't hate on those pics...that being said - I know what her face looks like up close; \
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I thought that was Tori Spellman.
SamRo could be pretty if she wanted to go that route.
Samro looks like a junkie.
MK wrote: Coco Chanel is digging herself out of her own grave to come beat this twat.
I farking WISH.
The Chanel brand has not been completely ruined, but almost... As I love to spout over and over again, Coach and Louis Vuitton and Prada are DONE. And people with real money don't carry those bags anyway. They have shit the masses have never heard of; their own calling card of luxury, if you will.
I predict that Tory Burch will be the next "designer" to be co-opted by the moron set. You heard it here first.
Edited: It's already happened. At least in NYC. People were wearing those flats with the big round insignia on them. Of course you can always spot the originals, but once everyone was wearing them, the original wearers stopped. If you can buy the knockoffs at Aldo, what's the point? Personally, I like the clothes, but $275 for a tunic top? Uh, I can't even buy the clearance stuff at The Gap right now.