Thursday, January 8th 2009
Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 2
Round 1 is over! Dr. Drew loosened his tie to try to catch La Pequeña, but that little slut got away from him and will go on to the finals with 38% of the votes. It's time for round 2. I have a feeling this one is going to be a total landslide, but I've been surprised before. Same as the first one. You have 24 hours to vote. Voting is in the right sidebar and the winning slut will be announced tomorrows. Your choices are:
May: Michelle Duggar - The bitch with the vag that won't quit!
June: Michael Ian Black - A wet hot American slut!
July: Jenni Pulos - The luckiest reality star around for getting to be soooo close to Jeff Lewis!
August: Spaghetti Cat - Bow down!
No contest here
I voted for spaghetti cat!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I love you Sketti Cat.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Pft. Srsly, was there ever any real competition for the Sketti Cat?
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how the hell there's a 10000 votes here and only 2500 for weblog awards? hmmm
and why won't it let me vote daily there? *mad*
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 12:29am.
Duggar and Black a tie for second. Sketti cat is already celebrating at Red Lobster.
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Sketti Cat is already an entree at P.F. Chang's.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 7:32pm.
Skettay kittay all the way, the tiger say....
Oh fuck you, that was fuckin' cute, you dumb whores...;-)
Mama Sketti, you should be proud of your little kitty.LOl
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Duggar and Black a tie for second. Sketti cat is already celebrating at Red Lobster.
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I'm fairly certain that dv8trix has voted sketti cat at least 4,000 times.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Go Spaghetti Cat!
Has anyone seen the Soup's Clipdown 08? S.C. presented the #1 clip!
Skip to 3:15 to see the goodness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8suA9xIXNY0
He also had an epic moment on The Year in soup:
Skip to 1:00 to see the goodness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNJ6OGn6mVA
obviously Spaghetti Cat
spagetti cat!
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Spaghetti Cat for the win!
WTF-- Michelle-fucking-Duggar is in second place? Who the blazing HELL is voting for that skeezy, braindead, human log-ride of a hairbag???
I sent Michael a photo of Abandoned Couch being carried to a frat party. He responded that the photo was hilarious, but didn't post it, I think, because he couldn't get the rights to. I hope he does post it, but if he doesn't, I will post a link herein.
It's true that none of these bitches have a chance at the ultimate prize of being HSOTY agaisnt Rojo. I saw her in person, as reported on this site, a couple of months ago. Her (?) ginge glow was so hot that it ruined my photos of her. Okay, that's a lie. I had four dogs with me and didn't have a hand free to get my camera out. But the dogs were blocking the sidewalk, slowing Rojo and her lady friend, what's her name, down so I could get a closer look. And, upon close examination, I can declare with certainty that there is no one on this earth who can take the title of HSOTY away from her majesty, Rojo Caliente. At any rate, I HAD to vote for Spaghetti Cat. But my heart wanted Jenni. I can only appease my cognitive dissonance with the knowledge that this poll is moot in the face of the spiciness that is Rojo.
With all R-E-S-P-E-C-T, to La pequena's Colgate smile and Spaghetto puss, a bitch gotta be dickslapped for not knowing ROJO CALIENTE is HSOY!
Sugarmom, you have escaped your bonds again. Time for your Drano enema. Come on, get back into the cage....
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Spaghetto cat, I weep for you!
No one but that insane pussy Spaghetti Cat!
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
This one isn't even fair.
FUCK MICHELLE...no not literally, we don't need another crotch goblin from that dumb whore. She wasn't whorin' for whorin's sake, she was PROCREATIN' FOR JESUS...or Joseph Smith or some other cult leader...
Now, SKETTI CAT was fame whorin' slut whore...You know he wanted meat sauce on that sketti, but he ate that shit anyway...And why? Bitch was FAME WHORIN'...You know once the cameras stopped rollin' Sketti totally made a meal out of his owner's ankle...You know he did...
HOT SLUT!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jenni or the Cat??tough one.
Three, four...
"Spaghetti Cat, Spaghetti Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Spaghetti Cat, Spaghetti Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Spaghetti Cat, Spaghetti Cat,
It's not your fault"
(Phoebe Buffays Smelly Cat)
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"the best method to use to avoid detection."
- Carneglia
Vote for anyone BUT Michelle Duggar and I'm happy.
puh leeze Michael Ian Black is the anti slut
had to vote for the pussy!
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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-gossip-blog/
Polls close Feb 13
Please, this is going to be a Spaghetti Cat & La Pequinea bitch smack-down.
So hot.
Cheers.
Skettay kittay all the way, the tiger say....
Oh fuck you, that was fuckin' cute, you dumb whores...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sketti Kat!
Fuck that two ton attention whore Dugger.
She's not a HSOTY, her and her bible thumping KKKhristtard ilk is what drove this country into the shitter.
Too bad she can't be neutered.
-yeah, I got issues with the flat-earth/fossils are the devils imps/America is for pasty white, inbred Xstian crowd.-
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Its going to come down to La Pequinea, Spaghetti Cat, and Rojo
And I think Im gonna have to go with Rojo
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
!#%^&@%$&$#&#$&@$%@#^@#%&^!$%@#$- Me 10 seconds ago
i already know skeeti cat is in the lead, but i like michael ian black...that's who i'm voting in this round...sue me...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
as much as i love Spaghegs, I'm going to have to vote for Mckinley, because he's a fag! with Ben!
I went with the cat, but if Rachel Maddow gets a nom, he's on his own.
wouldn't it be funny if it came down to the couch vs the cat? a age old fight to the death replayed here on dl.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
Well if Spaghetti Cat does not win HSOTY, then it should go to abandoned couch.
I fucking hate spaghetti cat. WTF is up with cat people anyway? If it's got the word "cat" in it, cat people go off the rails. CAT! OMG, CAT! It's got a CAT! CATCATCATCATCAAAAAAT!
Hot, black pussy eating spaghetti...
Evan
http://www.beyondrace.com
Vote for Spaghetti Cat, bitches!
Spaghetti Cat destroys the competition.
I'm glad that walking baby maker isn't in the competition....
Spaghetti Cat FTW
if not he will cut a bitch
sketti cat since I don't get dreamboat petey.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I can feel when I ovulate. I can actually feel the egg dropping down. Just like clock work every 4 weeks to the day and almost hour.
Babe I said you messed up my happy home, and made me mistreat my only child--Led Zeppelin
It's going to be a fight to the death between Spaghetti Cat and Rojo Caliente when we make it to the end. It'll be a tough choice but I have to go with Rojo who is the definition of a Hot Slut.
Look at Spaghetti Cat's smug little face. He KNOWS he's got this bitch.
Thanks Bob! I never really thought about it but the sight of Thelma and Sofia on an episode together would've been a memaw match made in heaven!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
I think it'll be Spaghetti Cat vs. Abandoned Couch!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
MissLoveInTX: I love your avatar! Just the sight of Mama makes me laugh. Vicki Lawrence rocks. I used to hope as a kid for a crossover with the Golden Girls where she met Sophia.
Submitted by joshuaza on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:21pm.
If I see one more comment about Abandoned Couch, I swear to god I'll start spitting on people
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I'm going to vote AC all the way in protest for all the fuckers who didn't vote for the puppehs.
I think the couch has a chance. The s-cat is dated, but that couch will live on forever.
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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.
My top favorites:
- Spaguetti Cat
- Rojo Caliente
- world's oldest virgin
- abandoned couch
I think its gonna be a deathmatch between Rojo Caliente and Spaguetti Cat.
SO unfair to put Michael Ian against Spaghetti Cat!
I guess it doesn't matter since I think Spaghetti Cat will take it ALL in the end anyway.
Ian Michael Black is the shit but there is something special to me about a hot black pussy devouring spaghetti!
Spaghetti cat gets my vote!!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!