Hot Slut Of 2008: Round 2

Round 1 is over! Dr. Drew loosened his tie to try to catch La Pequeña, but that little slut got away from him and will go on to the finals with 38% of the votes. It's time for round 2. I have a feeling this one is going to be a total landslide, but I've been surprised before. Same as the first one. You have 24 hours to vote. Voting is in the right sidebar and the winning slut will be announced tomorrows. Your choices are:

May: Michelle Duggar - The bitch with the vag that won't quit!
June: Michael Ian Black - A wet hot American slut!
July: Jenni Pulos - The luckiest reality star around for getting to be soooo close to Jeff Lewis!
August: Spaghetti Cat - Bow down!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Year

Submitted by joshuaza on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:21pm.

If I see one more comment about Abandoned Couch, I swear to god I'll start spitting on people as though I'm a cast member of Rock of Love. There is nothing appealing or funny about that fucking couch!

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:19pm.

Pasta Pussy for the win!! yes!

PS I like Jenni Poulos. It was a tough call. I'd love to have her job. Jeff Lewis is HWAT.

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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:17pm.

Life is like unicorns and puppies, well kitties with tiny little bells on since Spaghetti Cat came into our lives.....It's obvious who should win....well until Abandoned Couch is in the running...I cannot be held resposible for my vote then!
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists left the iron on in my house!!!!

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:12pm.

Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:55pm.

It's gotta be Spaghetti Cat!
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Yeah I felt that way about the shiba inu 6. Still sulking about that robbery.

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"When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip": Ignatius J. Reilly.

Submitted by allisonll on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:09pm.

Michelle Duggar AND Spaghetti Cat in the same vote? How in F's sake can I make that decision???

Submitted by joshuaza on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:06pm.

My life was devoted to Spaghetti Cat in 2008: my ringtone, my computer wallpaper, my dreams and nightmares. HSOTY isn't an adequate title for what this ho has done to me, but it's the very least I can do.

And for Christ's sake -- can we get some sauce for this cat already?!?!

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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." - Britney Jean Spears

Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:03pm.

shut the smurf up

Can I have his number?

haha,
just don't tell my hubby :)

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Submitted by Richard-Schlichting on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:03pm.

Does Spaghetti Cat light the minora? Is Spagetti kosher?
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Submitted by KA on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:03pm.

TEAM SPAGHETTI CAT!

Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:02pm.

PASTA FELINE!

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Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:00pm.

Ditto on the Joel McHale love. He is mad hot - even if he is married with a kid. I'd break any moral code I pretend to have for him. (He's Spaghetti Cat's #2 biggest fan, too.)

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:58pm.

Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:55pm.
shut the smurf up

Me too

He's funny and hot.

MY ex looks just like him. and he is smart funny and hot as well. :(

Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:55pm.

shut the smurf up

Me too

He's funny and hot.

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:55pm.

It's gotta be Spaghetti Cat!

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Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:53pm.

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:51pm.
Michelle Duggar got 134 votes...I guess her family members all have dlisted accounts.

fuck, that's funny.

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She's flat and that's that!

Submitted by lovelyone on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:52pm.

i went with michael, being a jew and all.

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sarcastic.that's me.

Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:52pm.

I wish that photo of Pigez Hilton was real and some big 300 pound tranny really was stepping on his face with a stiletto heel.
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Agreed!

He had to advertise over here since dlisted and MK are so much cooler/popular than his self-absorbed website.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:51pm.

I have no clue who this MIB dude is that you are all getting your panties in a puddin' over.
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:51pm.

Michelle Duggar got 134 votes...I guess her family members all have dlisted accounts.

"Suicide hotline, please hold"

Submitted by missy on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:51pm.

I saw Stella last month.. Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wayne. Funny shit!

he's no spaghetti cat, however.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:50pm.

Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:48pm.

Hey was Joel McHale ever nominated for Hot Slut?

OMG I was thinking the same thing. I am in LUST with Joel.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:50pm.

Spaghetti Cat, Motha fuckers!

Wow, I am WAY too happy today. Fuck.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:50pm.

It's spaghetti cat all day every day, no one else even had a prayer. I'm def not voting for that Michelle lady who keeps popping out all those little bay-bay kids that my tax dollars are gonna have to help feed. F*** that.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Submitted by Steve-O on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:49pm.

Oh no.

Does this mean that "Abandoned Couch" will have to face off against Rojo Caliente?

WHO WILL I VOTE FOR?????

(abandoned couch)

Submitted by Rishkin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:48pm.

Michael Ian Black I guess

Hey was Joel McHale ever nominated for Hot Slut?

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Submitted by JBL on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:48pm.

I had to explain Spaghetti Cat to someone - he just didn't get it.

'sketti cat for the win!

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:46pm.

Michael Ian Black in a heartbeat. I'd bang that funny fucker so hard his head would spin. I love funny guys.

I wish that photo of Pigez Hilton was real and some big 300 pound tranny really was stepping on his face with a stiletto heel.

Submitted by BobsBB on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:44pm.

I normally choose Michael Ian Black under pretty much any circumstances. But this is Spaghetti Cat we're talking about!

Submitted by anastasia beave... on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:43pm.

I must concur with DeeDee-
MICHAEL IAN BLACK!

Paris is for stoners.

Submitted by Richard-Schlichting on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:42pm.

I think Spaghetti Cat is taking the whole enchilada.....No Seriously...I hear he likes
mexican....A LOT. Second only to spaghetti
of course.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:42pm.

Sketti cat is winning by a landslide!!!!!

Submitted by Sartastic on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:42pm.

Ugh, I know that bitch Spaghetti Cat will win this shit, but I have a soft spot for Michael Ian Black so...Imma vote that bitch instead.

Submitted by muncle on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:42pm.

Bowing down to the mighty Spaghetti Cat
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:41pm.

I'm going against the grain and voting for Michael Ian Black.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:41pm.

SKETTI KITTEH!!!
Rojo who?

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Submitted by bensucks on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:41pm.

Spaghetti Cat for the win!

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:40pm.

Spaghetti Cat kicked everyone's ASS! Hahahaha!

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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:40pm.

Spag.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:39pm.

damn MK besides the bebe machine I don't even know who the others are and I read dlisted every weekday.
Spaghetti Cat all the way.

edit: opps sorry, that's the girl from jeff Lewis, she's cool and all but...naw

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 4:38pm.

Spaghetti cat is kicking some ass!!!!