Thursday, January 8th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which reality star announced in the middle of a business lunch, “Whoops, just got my period!” — and then kept eating as if nothing had happened? (Gatecrasher)

Spencer Pratt? Obviously.

Which pothead actor is seeking refuge for harder drugs in a NYC rehab center? The toker couldn’t quite kick the nose-candy habit. (Gatecrasher)

Mercury poison victim Jeremy Piven?

Which celebrity pastor - who is pals with several noted dignitaries - better start praying that his hypocrisy isn’t exposed? Like many religious conservatives, he loves to preach about family values and he has spoken out against same-sex marriage. Meanwhile, behind his own family’s mega-mansion is a guest house where our preacher cozies up with his own special male companion. (BlindGossip)

OMG. Please let it be Joel Osteen! Please! I want his wife to have another mega meltdown!

Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad? (3am Girls)

Rosie O'Donnell. Seriously, Jack Nicholson?

Which star athlete is having an affair with one of his teammates? In the macho world of sports, homosexuality is rarely discussed. However, these two teammates - one much more high profile than the other - have been practically joined at the hip for the past several months. Both are married, and both of their wives are in for a nasty shock if they find out. Team managment does know, and is seriously considering trading the lesser player to prevent a full-blown public scandal that might diminish their star’s reputation and ticket sales. (Blind Gossip)

This is a good one, but I don't know bitches in sports at all. Maybe Becks, but I never got the "I like peen" vibe from him.

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Menstrual cups are awesome. They're better for a woman's body! Trust.

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To add to the St Angie request, could we get lines of the cups? Different stars like Mariah Carey or KW?

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1.Omarosa
2.Harrelson
3.Jesse Jackson
4.Simon Cowell
5.Tony Romo has to be one

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Gaza Strip, in the future you may want to avoid threads that have pictures of Diva Cups. You know the converstaion will be going there.....

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girl_cheese's picture

What I'm praying for is to see St. Angie's face photoshopped on the Diva Cup box at the local Dollar Store. Please, god. I'll make a deal with you for this one.

Tyranny's picture

I dunno..that diva cup thing is pretty scary. Never heard of em.

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Re Diva cups. In the UK they are called Moon cups and I have a friend who swears by it. I'm a bit hmmm, it doesn't strike me as very hygenic.

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Those Diva Cups aren't anything new! In the mid-1970s there was a very similar product on the market. I know, because I bought them. But, I couldn't insert it correctly - it was too big! And I was a virgin - maybe that had something to do with it. Anyhow it went off the market after a few months -probably popped too many cherries.

Gazastrip, I hope your dreams are filled with bloody vaginas. You exist because of bloody vaginas, so go kiss one!

Gaza Strip's picture

I kinda find Olsteen hot, in that nerdy-skinny-white boy kinda way. I doubt the blind item is he - his scary cheerleader-from-Hell wife has him too pussy-whipped. Have you seen them on Larry King Live??? He doesn't even look at her. Hey, wait.......Nahhhhh. But I'd definitely hit it. Ladies, can you spare us your bloody vagina stories? We really don't care, and it kinda grosses us out. Also, why are so many of your posts so crowded with crap? Cut the dumb-ass signature lines. And we don't require that you include the copy of other posts that you're responding to - it's not that complicated.

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You don't even have to empty it that often. I do it when I wake up and before I go to bed. That's it.
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I can barely stand to look in a kleenex after blowing my nose, let alone do THAT!

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:09pm.

If I was in the bathroom at Target or Chick-Fil-A and some bitch was standing at the next sink rinsing out her Diva Cup, I would lose my fucking lunch.
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You don't even have to empty it that often. I do it when I wake up and before I go to bed. That's it.

I fucking love the DivaCup! Best thing I ever spent money on! It'll liberate you. Don't knock it until you try it.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:47am.

I don't know.. she seemed pretty hot for the jerky.

I'd keep working on her, there might be some Violet Crumbles or Turkish Delight in it for ya :)

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P.S. Sandbitch is shaking her jelly.
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heh heh

I know. I must say I was expecting a bigger reaction.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:36am.

LOL. *reading through comments*

OMG. *gag* I thought that shit was a joke.

P.S. Sandbitch is shaking her jelly.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:06am.

That cup thing IS a joke, right?
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it should be but it's not. scroll down - a few people came out of the closet and fessed up to using it.

one girl, one cup

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Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 01/09/2009 - 2:15am.

I seriously don't even wanna know... but can't help forming questions. What???? How??? Why???

But seriously, why does it come in a 1 and a 2? Is that a size thing? Or... worse... is the pink/blue a boy/girl thing? No I really don't wanna know!

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lol. no, it's for reals. seriously.

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That cup thing IS a joke, right?

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IWannaBeMonicaBellucci's picture

Please God, let the pastor with a cabana boy be Rick Warren or that bastard Fred Phelps!!!

I promise I'll go back to church!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:44pm.
Welcome graped drinked baby's sick ass, and HOT avie.

Thanks...i'll do my best not to suck too bad!

I like to set my expectations low so that i can meet them

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 5:22pm.
The Diva Cup looks like a shot glass, and sounds like something Hulk Hogan needs to wear during court battles with Linda.

Jussayin.

....what? why you say my name LOL?

shit I can't even fit one of those things inside me, I have the tightest vajayjay ever!! So now it's Seasonale every single day!

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I know for a fact that the paunchy hooker lover is Steven Seagal.

That's the beauty of 'em, you'll pretty much never have to change them in Target. Morning and night is usually good. "Absorbant" can only absorb so much but the fine china of menstrual products can handle much more. Love the Big Gulp.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:54pm.

My sister in law once asked me if her pants made her ass look fat, I assured her it wasn't the pants, it was the cellulite. And she never asked again.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:41pm.

Submitted by jjchenoa on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:36pm.

My sister in law uses a Big Gulp cup.
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OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!

LMAO

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 10:09pm.

If I was in the bathroom at Target or Chick-Fil-A and some bitch was standing at the next sink rinsing out her Diva Cup, I would lose my fucking lunch.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:41pm.

Submitted by jjchenoa on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:36pm.

My sister in law uses a Big Gulp cup.
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Submitted by jjchenoa on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:36pm.

My sister in law uses a Big Gulp cup.

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Submitted by jjchenoa on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 11:36pm.

Suit yourself, but tampons are the dixie cups. Diva cups are the fine china. Hey, I want a bumper sticker that says that.

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Suit yourself, but tampons are the dixie cups. Diva cups are the fine china. Hey, I want a bumper sticker that says that.

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Pastor item blind item: T.D. Jakes. I don't know of any fathers who design their daughter's wedding dress and design the wedding and reception. Maybe the mother or your "out" uncle, but not your daddy!

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I just heard about this Diva Cup shit from a family member who I wish had nver told me they use this nasty shit. I do not see the appeal at all of this. Sorry but I'll be make up my "green"-ness somewhere else.

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oh FFS I did not use a fucking belted pad for years to revert to a Dixie Cup to catch my flow now that I have access to fucking pads and tampons.

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Okay, I've been reading this site forever, but now that you've featured one of my favorite items I must officially comment! I bought a Diva cup a year ago and I LOVE IT. It is not gross, it works better/lasts longer than a tampon, you cannot feel it and it is green! As in, not landfill-filling. Go to the site and read the comments and you too will want a diva cup and will immediately throw out your stupid tampons.
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1. Diva Cups are nasty.

2. Maybe the nasty Diva was wearing a cup already! Could happen. Who announces that they just got their period? I mean, maybe if I was eating lunch with MK cuz I still owe him one for the guy with the glass.

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Diva Cup won the award? I didn't even know it was nominated. I voted Saran Wrap.

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Let me get this straight. This Diva Cup thing is basically like a cork for your coochie. You have to shove it up in there, it stops the blood from coming out for a while, then you have to reach up in there to get it out, you uncork and it's like opening a bottle of red wine and the juices start flowing. And your hand is covered in blood and you're supposed to rinse it out and repeat? HELL TO THE FUCKING NO! What about when you're at work or shopping? If I was in the bathroom at Target or Chick-Fil-A and some bitch was standing at the next sink rinsing out her Diva Cup, I would lose my fucking lunch.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:28pm.

At least it was non-DivaCup-related.

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FIVE pages and what-- 6 whole guesses about the blind items? Let's make it seven--

1) Lacey or Megan from ROL.

2) Harrelson or Piven.

3) Creflo Dollar.

4) I don't care.

4) Yeah...I don't care.

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@Sheeps

Bud Bowl is some stupid guy thing they have either before or after the Super Bowl. It's Budweiser in a football game against Bud Light. I said Budweiser was the bigger celeb and Bud Light was the wannabe.

Geez. I thought it was funny when I first posted it but now it's beyond lame. *slinks away*

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:17pm.

Sawwy. Who or what is Bud Bowl? It sounds like a beer-sponsored football game?

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Blind Item #1: Tori Spelling.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:16pm.

Nobody's guessing any of the blind items.

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Au contraire. I personally guessed Bud Bowl for the last guess.

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OK, guys, I want to know more about the menstrual cup. I have NEVER heard of it. Details please?

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 9:02pm.

You'll have to suck up to 2c for some samples :)

=I'll do that fersure. Enjoy your TIM TAMS. Tim Tam Slam Man!

I don't think the tampoon photo was the best idea, tho it looks like it would work on the open-post thread. Nobody's guessing any of the blind items and I'm stymied as usual. Plus I know nothing about feminine sanitary products.

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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:38pm.

I'd look but I don't really like seafood. Maybe the odd salmon steak once or twice a year but that's it. I know people like the local smoked salmon and I think it's probably cheaper than what you can get it for so I send it as gifts a lot. It fits in envelopes so postage is a snap.

You'll have to suck up to 2c for some samples :)

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